Giro d'Italia 2020, stage 6: Castrovillari – Matera 188 km

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Feb 16, 2010
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May 14, 2009
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A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
After awhile, the bartender asks him "what is in the bag?"
The man says "nothing, don't worry about it"
The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer.
Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag.
The man agrees.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano.
The bartender says "wow! That's amazing! Where did you find that guy?"
The man looks up and says "I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken"
The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says "you can try it if you want."
The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.
"This thing is definitely broken!" Says the bartender.
The man replies, "Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
 
Feb 24, 2014
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A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
After awhile, the bartender asks him "what is in the bag?"
The man says "nothing, don't worry about it"
The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer.
Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag.
The man agrees.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano.
The bartender says "wow! That's amazing! Where did you find that guy?"
The man looks up and says "I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken"
The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says "you can try it if you want."
The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.
"This thing is definitely broken!" Says the bartender.
The man replies, "Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
Neither did I wish for exceptional tennis when found Djokovic and Nadal playing in my yard.
 
Aug 6, 2010
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A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
After awhile, the bartender asks him "what is in the bag?"
The man says "nothing, don't worry about it"
The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer.
Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag.
The man agrees.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano.
The bartender says "wow! That's amazing! Where did you find that guy?"
The man looks up and says "I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken"
The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says "you can try it if you want."
The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.
"This thing is definitely broken!" Says the bartender.
The man replies, "Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

The moral of the story is thus:

Let us all wish for Antonio Nibali to win the Giro.
 
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Feb 24, 2014
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Gonna be cool to watch the change of trees' colouration during the race.
GT of fallen leaves.
 
Aug 18, 2010
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Why did Bora and UAE allow DQS to dawdle on the front and give the break nearly nine minutes? I know it’s a weak break but that seems like making things unnecessarily hard for yourself
 
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Jun 19, 2009
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Why did Bora and UAE allow DQS to dawdle on the front and give the break nearly nine minutes? I know it’s a weak break but that seems like making things unnecessarily hard for yourself
A refreshing blast from the past to see weak break get something resembling a decent gap
 
Feb 24, 2014
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Turkish oak or Austrian oak... then it must be the Bosnian oak originally.
 
Apr 12, 2015
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Still way over 8 minutes for the break and Bora/Sunweb/UAE refuse to help chasing.

Still 100k to go tho'.
 

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