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Well, he won Ronde van Vlaanderen. (Beloften)This break will not make it. Oscuro Italiano x3 + unknown Aussie.
This Giro is over. Almeida has it in the bag.
Alright.
It's on us to make it exciting, it seems.
Who's here?
Not a trophy as such, but maybe he learned to cast spells with this.
P.S. Being almost forty I have no idea how to properly paste pictures.
Neither did I wish for exceptional tennis when found Djokovic and Nadal playing in my yard.A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
After awhile, the bartender asks him "what is in the bag?"
The man says "nothing, don't worry about it"
The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer.
Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag.
The man agrees.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano.
The bartender says "wow! That's amazing! Where did you find that guy?"
The man looks up and says "I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken"
The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says "you can try it if you want."
The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.
"This thing is definitely broken!" Says the bartender.
The man replies, "Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.
A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
After awhile, the bartender asks him "what is in the bag?"
The man says "nothing, don't worry about it"
The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer.
Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag.
The man agrees.
He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano.
The bartender says "wow! That's amazing! Where did you find that guy?"
The man looks up and says "I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken"
The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says "you can try it if you want."
The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.
"This thing is definitely broken!" Says the bartender.
The man replies, "Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
Even with a functioning lamp, I'd kinda want to wish for that. Would've been hilarious.The moral of the story is thus:
Let us all wish for Antonio Nibali to win the Giro.
All jokes aside Antonio Nibali has looked much better lately, he's really improved over the last couple of yearsThe moral of the story is thus:
Let us all wish for Antonio Nibali to win the Giro.
A refreshing blast from the past to see weak break get something resembling a decent gapWhy did Bora and UAE allow DQS to dawdle on the front and give the break nearly nine minutes? I know it’s a weak break but that seems like making things unnecessarily hard for yourself
This Giro is over. Almeida has it in the bag.