jimmypop said:
You've gone full ***. This isn't trolling; I'm left to believe that you believe what you write, and that you're unfamiliar with logical fallacies.
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You should probably get out more. Maybe to a batting cage and driving range for a start. At the driving range you will be able to make contact with the ball, maybe even the first time. To hit the ball with any distance and accuracy is super hard, to do it over and over, next to impossible. To due it in combinations of errant shots,different weather and course conditions harder still. There is a reason that so few people are pro golfers, and it's not just practice.
Take it from somebody who was sent to summer golf camp from the age of 11. @250 bucks got you a 30 min group lesson in the morning and unlimited bag carry golf from 11am -3pm 4 days a week playing with kids your own age. Cheaper than a babysitter. Some guys would just show up and be better than many who had practiced for months/years. It just happens.
Hitting a baseball thrown rather than shot from a machine is 10x harder than the other. I am sure that any discount you put on my opinion would be verified after 5 dollars worth of 70mph fastballs from a machine. If you are in the SW San Diego School Of Baseball and the Arizona School Of Baseball both offer extensive training for whatever you find is your weakness at the plate and on the field. After trying both sports at any level, I think you will find that hitting a baseball is more difficult than a golf ball. With contact being counted as success.
There are also numerous programs to caddy for pro ams all over the country. The caddy pays for the chance to carry the bag of everything from a TV star, sports has been, to local business and political who's who. S.Cal offers loads of chances in the early spring, lots in Riverside County(Palm Springs,and surrounding areas). No matter who you carry for there will be a couple of sports stars playing, taking photos w fans and signing autographs.
Alice Cooper, I ma assuming, maybe wrongly did lots of drugs in his 45+ year career as a rock and roller. He is an avid golfer and can be seen at loads of quality golf courses in and around Phoenix/Scottsdale/Paradise Valley. I have seen him tee off but never followed his game, from internet scuttlebutt it is know he is a low handicapper and in jest I would think that drugs either helped or hurt his golf scores.
There is are lots of golf courses in around San Diego were you can see MJ, Tony Gwynn, Charles Barkley playing regularly, Mike Piazza may be a good research subject for you, the guy plays loads of charity golf,was the best hitting catcher in baseball, and knows, and is friends with 100's of heavy metal rock and rollers, again assuming rock stars have availability to good drugs
Please post a video link of you trying one or any of these sports. Don't bring friends or family to see your early efforts because they may question their association with you after the dismal results.