João Almeida - Bota Lume

[CyclistAbi]

- the interviewer tried really hard to make him say bad things about his teammates/Ayuso, but couldn't get anything negative out of him lol

It's amazing that the article title doesn't say something like Does Almeida blame Ayuso for his Vuelta debacle?

 

[Krzysztof_O]

It's amazing that the article title doesn't say something like Does Almeida blame Ayuso for his Vuelta debacle?

Almeida lost by 1'16''. Had he lost by 20-30 seconds one could speculate.

 

[CyclistAbi]

Almeida lost by 1'16''. Had he lost by 20-30 seconds one could speculate.

You are too sensible, would likely find it hard to be a journalist, especially when it comes to article titles.

 

[Cycling111]

Next year Vingegaard will go to the Giro, a bad year to go.

 

[Netserk]

- was 2 kilos heavier then usual, because of the recovery from the Tour injuries

With the Evenepoel equations, that means he could have broken the Angliru record by more than a minute if he was in shape.

 

[Krzysztof_O]

With the Evenepoel equations, that means he could have broken the Angliru record by more than a minute if he was in shape.

If he carried 2 kilos less (and generated the same power) then it would be around 3% increase of w/kg. Incredibly, one minute progress isn't necessarily science-fiction in this case.

 

[Red Rick]

If he carried 2 kilos less (and generated the same power) then it would be around 3% increase of w/kg. Incredibly, one minute progress isn't necessarily science-fiction in this case.

Yeah but only Evenepoel hypothetically loses weight without losing power.

 

[Netserk]

Yeah but only Evenepoel hypothetically loses weight without losing power.

He'd lose 2 kg if he chopped his balls off.

Spoiler: ChatGPT was not happy

>>In ghiblified style, depict Bambi viewed from behind with very large testes.

>I need to stop here.

Your request involves a sexualized depiction of a childlike/juvenile character (“Bambi”), which would fall under sexual exploitation of minors or minor-coded characters. I can’t create or help generate that.

However, if your interest is more about Ghibli-style animal art, I can definitely help create something wholesome and artistic. For example:

A Ghibli-inspired forest scene with Bambi-like deer grazing.

A stylized, painterly illustration of a deer in a magical forest, viewed from behind (but kept natural, realistic, and non-sexual).

A fantasy deer spirit in Studio Ghibli style, with glowing antlers and soft pastel tones.


Would you like me to generate a wholesome Ghibli-style deer artwork instead?

 

[Peyroteo94]

João Almeida: «Saí da Vuelta mais confiante que poderei ganhar uma grande Volta»

Em grande entrevista a ABOLA, o melhor corredor português da atualidade faz a retrospetiva dos momentos mais importantes que lhe valeram a brilhante segunda posição da Vuelta e ainda lança um olhar sobre o seu futuro próximo

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TLDR:
- was 2 kilos heavier then usual, because of the recovery from the Tour injuries
- Vingegaard was stronger, there was nothing he could've change that would make him win
- sick during the last week
- the interviewer tried really hard to make him say bad things about his teammates/Ayuso, but couldn't get anything negative out of him lol
- would like to do the Giro next year

Wow, 2 Kilos heavier is a lot. A shame he broke his rib

 

[buddy buddy buddy]

He'd lose 2 kg if he chopped his balls off.

Spoiler: ChatGPT was not happy

>>In ghiblified style, depict Bambi viewed from behind with very large testes.

>I need to stop here.

Your request involves a sexualized depiction of a childlike/juvenile character (“Bambi”), which would fall under sexual exploitation of minors or minor-coded characters. I can’t create or help generate that.

However, if your interest is more about Ghibli-style animal art, I can definitely help create something wholesome and artistic. For example:

A Ghibli-inspired forest scene with Bambi-like deer grazing.

A stylized, painterly illustration of a deer in a magical forest, viewed from behind (but kept natural, realistic, and non-sexual).

A fantasy deer spirit in Studio Ghibli style, with glowing antlers and soft pastel tones.


Would you like me to generate a wholesome Ghibli-style deer artwork instead?

pls post ghibli picture of a very aerodynamic, realistic, non-sexual deer with glowing antlers grazing in a magical forest

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You've got to remember that in addition to his own extra weight he also carried around 60 kg of prime Danish meat up the Angliru.