Krebs' Free form/Chaos Thread

[ferryman]

On the Beach
A man was sitting on a lonely beach. Tragically, through a childhood accident, he had lost both both of his arms and both of his legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man looked up and saw the woman was quite pretty. Sensing an opportunity he said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man looked up and saw this woman was even prettier. "No," he said with anticipation, so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been screwed?"

The man looked up and saw this one was drop-dead gorgeous. With anticipation welling up, and swallowing hard so he could talk, the fellow croaked out, "No."

"Well, you will be in a few minutes," she said, walking by. "The tide's coming in."
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Is his name Bob

 

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I'm this close to getting a dream job!

A guaranteed income of between $200-500 a week, to sit at home and search stuff up on Google, basically. I'm going to be a 'Search Engine Optimizer', which sounds to me like corporate speech for some very simple job (like 'Hygiene Technician' ).

 

[krebs303]

testing 1-2-3

(1024 x 639)

(640 x 399)

(500 x 312)

(320 x 200)

 

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Sitting waiting to cross the border. got pulled for secondary inspection

 

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Carroll Shelby in the Bib overalls. Fuel stop - Cuban Grand Prix 1958.

 

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"That’s why I can say with confidence that rich people don’t create jobs, nor do businesses, large or small. What does lead to more employment is the feedback loop between customers and businesses. And only consumers can set in motion a virtuous cycle that allows companies to survive and thrive and business owners to hire. An ordinary middle-class consumer is far more of a job creator than I ever have been or ever will be."

- Nick Hanauer
Founder, Second Avenue Partners

 

[krebs303]

In homes, a haunted apparatus sleeps,
that snores when you pick it up.

If the ghost cries, they carry it
to their lips and soothe it to sleep

with sounds. And yet, they wake it up
deliberately, by tickling with a finger.

Only the young are allowed to suffer
openly. Adults go to a punishment room

with water but nothing to eat.
They lock the door and suffer the noises

alone. No one is exempt
and everyone’s pain has a different smell.

At night, when all the colours die,
they hide in pairs

and read about themselves –
in colour, with their eyelids shut.

Craig Raine