Lance being Lance

[D Avoid]

I think it was a wonderful idea by our great benefactor Lance to bring out these sun shine bracelets to expose all the bad people who wont wear one because they have dark clouds around them!!

 

[thehog]

I think it was a wonderful idea by our great benefactor Lance to bring out these sun shine bracelets to expose all the bad people who wont wear one because they have dark clouds around them!!

I know for a fact that there are HUGH CHUCKS of cyclists in the Pro Peloton who don't wear them.

 

[Microchip]

ok, Mr.Not-mod.

Can you show me anyone not wearing a Livestrong band here ?
Especially in the centre ?

?

Ah-hah!!! Lance really IS the centre of the universe!!! That indisputable yellow band!!!

 

[Polish]

I know for a fact that there are HUGH CHUCKS of cyclists in the Pro Peloton who don't wear them.

Maybe there are no HUGH CHUCKS wearing them, but there is a HUGE MAGNUS who has worn one....and I hope it is becoming more and more clear to you that there have been HUNDREDS of Pro Cyclist who have worn a Livestrong Bracelet. Huge Chunks

But even more impressive? Lance's Livestrong Bracelet started the whole Man Bracelet Craze in the Pro Peloton. While me and my fellow interns were scouring the interwebs for Pro Cylists wearing Livestrong bracelets - we could not help but notice the plethora of other bracelets too. Lance started that whole craze you know. And it spread into the population at large. Man Bracelets are acceptable. Do you see any man braclets on Pro Cyclists before Lance started? Hard to find. Lots of watches and a few fluffy sweat bands - but no bracelets. Lance was among the first major pros to rock aero bars too. Back in the mid 80's. Wonderif Lance was wearing a bracelet back then? Trendsetter.

 

[thehog]

Nice try but he's not actually wearing the Livestrong bracelet!!! but the Bike Pure one!! LOL! You know the one for clean cycling? (the other one on his arm is green and white not yellow!!)

Do you think Lance knows much about that one? riding clean? Probably not.

I have to say this has been your largest and most epic fail in a long time. Trying to prove me wrong you actually showed me a guy who is fighting against those who doped and a certain Lance Armstrong is one guy who had a little trouble with doing it clean. He also had a tendency on beating up on clean guys just like Magnus.

I know Magnus from his days living in Wales and believe me he's not an Armstrong fan by a long shot!

hahaha... this is sooooo funny!

If Lance was reading this I reckon he'd have a laugh at you as well!

(but maybe thats a MicheLob in his hand???)

Maybe there are no HUGH CHUCKS wearing them, but there is a HUGE MAGNUS who has worn one....and I hope it is becoming more and more clear to you that there have been HUNDREDS of Pro Cyclist who have worn a Livestrong Bracelet. Huge Chunks

But even more impressive? Lance's Livestrong Bracelet started the whole Man Bracelet Craze in the Pro Peloton. While me and my fellow interns were scouring the interwebs for Pro Cylists wearing Livestrong bracelets - we could not help but notice the plethora of other bracelets too. Lance started that whole craze you know. And it spread into the population at large. Man Bracelets are acceptable. Do you see any man braclets on Pro Cyclists before Lance started? Hard to find. Lots of watches and a few fluffy sweat bands - but no bracelets. Lance was among the first major pros to rock aero bars too. Back in the mid 80's. Wonderif Lance was wearing a bracelet back then? Trendsetter.

 

[Caruut]

Maybe there are no HUGH CHUCKS wearing them, but there is a HUGE MAGNUS who has worn one....and I hope it is becoming more and more clear to you that there have been HUNDREDS of Pro Cyclist who have worn a Livestrong Bracelet. Huge Chunks

Have worn. Note the have. Lance is well known for being a vindictive bully - it wouldn't be crazy to suggest that even if HUGE CHUNKS were wearing them, many of those were just doing it to avoid trouble from Lance. Now that he's gone, there's no such risk. The only ones I've seen recently have been the printed ones of the RSNT kit. The idea of the Livestrong bands is nice, but Livestrong itself is an organisation that I find extremely morally questionable.

 

[Polish]

Nice try but he's not actually wearing the Livestrong bracelet!!! but the Bike Pure one!! LOL! You know the one for clean cycling?

Do you think Lance knows much about that one? riding clean? Probably not.

I have to say this has been your largest and most epic fail in a long time. Trying to prove me wrong you actually showed me a guy who is fighting against those who doped and a certain Lance Armstrong is one guy who had a little trouble with doing it clean. He also had a tendency on beating up on clean guys just like Magnus.

I know Magnus from his days living in Wales and believe me he's not an Armstrong fan by a long shot!

hahaha... this is sooooo funny!

If Lance was reading this I reckon he'd have a laugh at you as well!

So who did BikePure copy? Where did they come up with the idea to charge money for bracelets? Livestrong - you know its true. That was the point of my post. Livestrong started the bracelet craze.

And I thought you did not want pictures from me. I thought you and me were on an honor system. If I say Magnus wore a Livestrong band - you would believe me. What has happened? Is it because I spanked you yesterday?

Just because I spank you, does not mean I do not love you, the hog

Anyway, here is a pic of Magnus wearing a Livestrong Band.
And it is OK to wear a Livestrong Band and not like Lance.
Thats ok you know. Livestrong Magnus!

 

[mewmewmew13]

Maybe there are no HUGH CHUCKS wearing them, but there is a HUGE MAGNUS who has worn one....and I hope it is becoming more and more clear to you that there have been HUNDREDS of Pro Cyclist who have worn a Livestrong Bracelet. Huge Chunks

But even more impressive? Lance's Livestrong Bracelet started the whole Man Bracelet Craze in the Pro Peloton. While me and my fellow interns were scouring the interwebs for Pro Cylists wearing Livestrong bracelets - we could not help but notice the plethora of other bracelets too. Lance started that whole craze you know. And it spread into the population at large. Man Bracelets are acceptable. Do you see any man braclets on Pro Cyclists before Lance started? Hard to find. Lots of watches and a few fluffy sweat bands - but no bracelets. Lance was among the first major pros to rock aero bars too. Back in the mid 80's. Wonderif Lance was wearing a bracelet back then? Trendsetter.

Excuse me from deviating from Lance for a brief moment Polish but yes you need to be spanked.
Your usage of grammar .....it is 'my fellow interns and I' or 'I and my fellow interns' such as if you would remove the 'fellow interns' and say 'I was scouring the interwebs'.....not 'me was scouring the interwebs'.

and Lance is not a trendsetter. He does pay people that do his marketing and thinking ....

Now Greg Lemond was a trendsetter with his use of the aero bars in the 1989 Tour ...
maybe Charley French was first....
http://www.bicycling.com/bikes-gear/bikes-and-gear-features/bike-gear-hall-fame

 

[Cobblestoned]

Have worn. Note the have. Lance is well known for being a vindictive bully - it wouldn't be crazy to suggest that even if HUGE CHUNKS were wearing them, many of those were just doing it to avoid trouble from Lance. Now that he's gone, there's no such risk. The only ones I've seen recently have been the printed ones of the RSNT kit. The idea of the Livestrong bands is nice, but Livestrong itself is an organisation that I find extremely morally questionable.

We will help updating and improving your perception skills as soon as we spot one of those scared riders pressured to support that highly questionable mission.
Poor guys sold their souls to devil himself, had to sell it, bathing in their own sweat every night - totally focused on not displeasing our dark Lord.

You should thank those guys. Carrying the burden. Also for you.

Last one I coincidentally noticed was el presidente Valverde some weeks ago. Counts x50 - x100. New evil boss of the peloton.

We'll keep ours and your eyes open. Bracelet watch. Will give a **** about the race.

 

[Caruut]

We will help updating and improving your perception skills as soon as we spot one of those scared riders pressured to support that highly questionable mission.
Poor guys sold their souls to devil himself, had to sell it, bathing in their own sweat every night - totally focused on not displeasing our dark Lord.

You should thank those guys. Carrying the burden. Also for you.

Last one I coincidentally noticed was el presidente Valverde some weeks ago. Counts x50 - x100. New evil boss of the peloton.

We'll keep ours and your eyes open. Bracelet watch. Will give a **** about the race.

What are you trying to say?

 

[Velodude]

We will help updating and improving your perception skills as soon as we spot one of those scared riders pressured to support that highly questionable mission.
Poor guys sold their souls to devil himself, had to sell it, bathing in their own sweat every night - totally focused on not displeasing our dark Lord.

You should thank those guys. Carrying the burden. Also for you.

Last one I coincidentally noticed was el presidente Valverde some weeks ago. Counts x50 - x100. New evil boss of the peloton.

We'll keep ours and your eyes open. Bracelet watch. Will give a **** about the race.

After the Godfather (note the capital) retired from competitive pro cycling at the end of TdF 2005 he made a comment in 2006 which reflected his perception of his peloton status and, now known, his dictatorial relationship with UCI.

Operación Puerto had exposed highly organized blood doping procedures amongst top riders and teams.

Armstrong was reported to have commented in George Bush style with words to the effect "It did not happen on my watch"

 

[thehog]

What are you trying to say?

I think he (she) is saying it was a level playing field of yellow bracelets.

 

[9000ft]

This really is better than people magazine.

 

[thehog]

So who did BikePure copy? Where did they come up with the idea to charge money for bracelets? Livestrong - you know its true. That was the point of my post. Livestrong started the bracelet craze.

And I thought you did not want pictures from me. I thought you and me were on an honor system. If I say Magnus wore a Livestrong band - you would believe me. What has happened? Is it because I spanked you yesterday?

Just because I spank you, does not mean I do not love you, the hog

Anyway, here is a pic of Magnus wearing a Livestrong Band.
And it is OK to wear a Livestrong Band and not like Lance.
Thats ok you know. Livestrong Magnus!

But he had retired when this photo was taken. I thought this was about the Pro Peloton and hugh chunks of them. That photo is from a charity ride in the UK from 2010!

Come on what about HUGH MASSIVE CHUNKS of the Pro Peloton?

Your lies are getting worse and worse... I've never seen anything like it.

First you post photos of Magnus wearing Bike Pure then you post photographs of him in retirement!

Beggars belief the lengths you're going to..... Lance! Help! Code red! Def Con 5 - interns losing the plot! Need reenforcement! Quick!

Post a photo of Senator Kerry or Robin Williams! - fast!

AS my good friend Bono said:

@lancearmstrong Sometimes, my friend, the lie is ugly but the truth is unbearable.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

But he had retired when this photo was taken. I thought this was about the Pro Peloton and hugh chunks of them. That photo is from a charity ride in the UK from 2010!

Come on what about HUGH MASSIVE CHUNKS of the Pro Peloton?

Your lies are getting worse and worse... I've never seen anything like it.

First you post photos of Magnus wearing Bike Pure then you post photographs of him in retirement!

Beggars belief the lengths you're going to..... Lance! Help! Code red! Def Con 5 - interns losing the plot! Need reenforcement! Quick!

Post a photo of Senator Kerry or Robin Williams! - fast!

AS my good friend Bono said:

@lancearmstrong Sometimes, my friend, the lie is ugly but the truth is unbearable.

Yeah you can spank polish for the Bike Pure mistake.

But hey you know that ummm there is a bunch of these interns who keep bringing up Tuesday ....Like RubyTuesdays.

 

[patricknd]

Yeah you can spank polish for the Bike Pure mistake.

But hey you know that ummm there is a bunch of these interns who keep bringing up Tuesday ....Like RubyTuesdays.

i'm no intern, i'm a leader !!!

 

[Cal_Joe]

Wow. The comedy gold just never stops.

...Your lies are getting worse and worse... I've never seen anything like it.

... I never made anything up.

 

[thehog]

Wow. The comedy gold just never stops.

The knife cuts deep....

 

[function]

The knife cuts deep....

i'll admit you're an effective troll, i fell for your "request" for 8 pro cyclists with livestrong bands. Well done.

 

[Polish]

Yeah you can spank polish for the Bike Pure mistake.

But hey you know that ummm there is a bunch of these interns who keep bringing up Tuesday ....Like RubyTuesdays.

I have a confession to make. I had both pictures at my disposal and planned to make 2 separate posts. That is all I will say on the grounds that I may incriminate myself. You can ask the hog - he knows how I operate.

ps...the grammar spanking from mewmew was an added bonus. The Interns and I was not expecting that one Or maybe we were, not really sure.

 

[Velodude]

I read on slowtwitch forum that Armstrong was dope tested after Texas 70.3 triathlon.

It was discussed on the forum that ITU could have taken over dope testing and targeted Armstrong after the controversial Panama 70.3 free pass to the top three by the WTC.

That could explain his 7th placing without his rocket fuel when he was short odds to win

 

[9000ft]

I read on slowtwitch forum that Armstrong was dope tested after Texas 70.3 triathlon.

Then it must be true. Just like everything you read in the CN Clinic.

 

[mewmewmew13]

I read on slowtwitch forum that Armstrong was dope tested after Texas 70.3 triathlon.

It was discussed on the forum that ITU could have taken over dope testing and targeted Armstrong after the controversial Panama 70.3 free pass to the top three by the WTC.

That could explain his 7th placing without his rocket fuel when he was short odds to win

...or at least a little less rich mixture of the propellant

 

[thehog]

I read on slowtwitch forum that Armstrong was dope tested after Texas 70.3 triathlon.

It was discussed on the forum that ITU could have taken over dope testing and targeted Armstrong after the controversial Panama 70.3 free pass to the top three by the WTC.

That could explain his 7th placing without his rocket fuel when he was short odds to win

I read on the same forum they were testing for kindness and humility so he didn't take his recommend daily dose. This is why he flopped a strop when smoked on the line and proceeded to ignore his own child. Next time they need to let him take his "humanisers" so he can behave somewhat normally and at least acknowledge his own child's exsistance.

Lance being Lance. That's why we love him. His toolness always rises to the top.

 

[Stingray34]

I read on the same forum they were testing for kindness and humility so he didn't take his recommend daily dose. This is why he flopped a strop when smoked on the line and proceeded to ignore his own child. Next time they need to let him take his "humanisers" so he can behave somewhat normally and at least acknowledge his own child's exsistance.

Lance being Lance. That's why we love him. His toolness always rises to the top.

Nice post hog.

The other day you were mentioning your mate Bono...this got me thinking: who else in Britain speaks like that?

My mate Mick Jagger, my mate Paul Weller, my mate Johnny Marr, my mate Ringo Star...thehog is Noel Gallagher!