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Lance's flat tire

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Hugh Januss said:
I see you are trying to take the advice about posting in other threads to make you seem less of a troll, which was suggested before your most recent banning. It would help maybe if the nonclinic threads you try to start might be about someone besides the subject of your mancrush however.

Bam. Reported.

The only trolls on this board are you and the rest of the Haters.

And it is a cool thing to see a video of a mishap (flat) suffered by the leader in a big race, and how they handle the situation.

But the real gem here is seeing how much it bothers you that people like Armstrong. I mean.. wow. There's sane.. then there's you (and the rest of the clowns around here).

These forums have already been labeled as a "cesspool" by other forums, thanks to your guys' incessant whining about Lance. Maybe you should think about that.

Good day.
 
fpcyclingn said:
Bam. Reported.

The only trolls on this board are you and the rest of the Haters.

And it is a cool thing to see a video of a mishap (flat) suffered by the leader in a big race, and how they handle the situation.

But the real gem here is seeing how much it bothers you that people like Armstrong. I mean.. wow. There's sane.. then there's you (and the rest of the clowns around here).

These forums have already been labeled as a "cesspool" by other forums, thanks to your guys' incessant whining about Lance. Maybe you should think about that.

Good day.

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fpcyclingn said:
Bam. Reported.

The only trolls on this board are you and the rest of the Haters.

And it is a cool thing to see a video of a mishap (flat) suffered by the leader in a big race, and how they handle the situation.

But the real gem here is seeing how much it bothers you that people like Armstrong. I mean.. wow. There's sane.. then there's you (and the rest of the clowns around here).

These forums have already been labeled as a "cesspool" by other forums, thanks to your guys' incessant whining about Lance. Maybe you should think about that.

Good day.

What I was suggesting and what seemed to go right over your head was that the OP should try his hand at posting about something other than Armstrong if he wanted to be taken seriously on this forum. I see I should offer the same advice to you except I am pretty certain you wouldn't get it.
As to your other points(?) OK I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and call them points. I did not make any sort of value judgement about the video itself either way. The "clowns around here" are mostly real cycling fans who discuss a wide range of topics (and non topics) on all aspects of cycling, and if you ever came here for any other reason than attacking the "haters" you might notice that.
As for other forums I would recomend that you should maybe stick to the Team Radioshack forum as you seem to get too worked up by people who post anything that you disagree with. I think you'll be very happy over there, besides they need you, I don't think anybody has posted anything there in about three days.
 
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i cant be bothered to read four pages.. is this thread as lame as i imagine it to be?
 
Moose McKnuckles said:
Well, in Lance's defense, he didn't want to carry the extra weight, though he could have used the practice, since he struggled to carry Contador's jock at the Tour.

But all in all, saying Lance is a douche for leaving his spent cartridge on the road is like saying GWB was a bad president because he struggled with English. I mean, there are over 1,000 better reasons why both of them are complete turdsniffers.

I do agree with you Moose, but I'd also like to point something out as a former MTB racer: leaving spent CO2/Gu wrappers/whatever on the trail during a race is actually a NORBA rule violation! So Lance is a scofflaw! Though on the other hand I'm pretty sure Leadville isn't even a NORBA race. :D

As to the original post that started this thread: the creep original poster getting excited about his man changing a flat has got to be one of the most disgusting and blatant examples of chamois-sniffing I've ever seen. OP, keep your Lance man-crush to yourself please; it really is gross and I don't think any one of us here wants to know anything more about the Youtube Lance stalking you do in the privacy of your Mom's basement. I'm going to go throw up now.
 
fpcyclingn said:
Bam. Reported.

The only trolls on this board are you and the rest of the Haters.

And it is a cool thing to see a video of a mishap (flat) suffered by the leader in a big race, and how they handle the situation.

But the real gem here is seeing how much it bothers you that people like Armstrong. I mean.. wow. There's sane.. then there's you (and the rest of the clowns around here).

These forums have already been labeled as a "cesspool" by other forums, thanks to your guys' incessant whining about Lance. Maybe you should think about that.

Good day.

LOL I just realized that this guy Fpcyclingn is clearly a BPC/Sprocket01/Rex Hunter/Slayer sockpuppet. Feel free to report me jerky; you'll in effect be reporting yourself.
 

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Seriously though, it was a cool moment. Didn't realise it was on youtube until yesterday.
 
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fpcyclingn said:
These forums have already been labeled as a "cesspool" by other forums, thanks to your guys' incessant whining about Lance. Maybe you should think about that.

Which forums? The Livestrong forums?

If something is bringing down this forum it is a 55 year old guy who clearly has too much time on his hands and relentlessly posts mindless garbage in order to get attention.
 
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fpcyclingn said:
These forums have already been labeled as a "cesspool" by other forums, thanks to your guys' incessant whining about Lance. Maybe you should think about that.

Well if it's that bad here, I guess you wont be staying, ciao.
 

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Race Radio said:
If something is bringing down this forum it is a 55 year old guy who clearly has too much time on his hands and relentlessly posts mindless garbage in order to get attention.

Is this the one that lives in Pacific Grove?
 

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Ripper said:
Oh, it is much much worse. Get out while you can Dim!

I've just got word that this thread has been nominated for the thread of the year award.
 
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Slayer said:
I've just got word that this thread has been nominated for the thread of the year award.

oh ive nominated the grizzly tour thread...
 
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For the record I never referred to lance as a “douche bag”. I’m not saying he’s not and agree that there is a lot of proof he most likely is I just think it’s lame that he looked at his glasses and HIS cartridge and only picked up the glasses. He carried the *weight* into the race he should have carried it out. Of course someone else would have picked it up and has it in their shine at home.
 
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For the record, Tony Fahrquar won the Maine International road race in 1976 on a flat tire.