As Samu also alluded to, I don't expect everybody to know who I'm talking about, but I know enough of the forum does for the comparison to hold enough weight to make it.Problem is that by your constant referrences to Bjørgen, you're expecting everyone to know who the *** you're even talking about.
And, as Samu alluded to, that would require keeping track of your weird antipathies outside of cycling. It's hard enough to keep track of your weird antipathies within cycling.
Look, I'll watch the occasional atheletics (though mostly during Olympics, when the boredom over lack of cycling is driving me nuts), but I don't go around comparing riders to Duplantis.
Why? Because I'm aware most people here won't care.
I'm sorry that being reminded of the existence of other sports, or the existence of in-jokes that you feel excluded from, upsets you so.