Names for dope and doping!

[58teeth]

This thread is hilarious!!! Funny stuff!!

 

[TomasC]

Interval training (or advice on interval training)
Training camp in Tenerife or Gran Canaria

 

[MacRoadie]

Canary Island Vacation

 

[Maxiton]

Training programs from your gynecologist.

Seeing a gynecologist.

Being asthmatic.

A "program".

Jack Daniels.

Finding an extra gear (or simply "gear").

No secrets.

 

[Catwhoorg]

Bike Racing


I nearly said professional, then thought of the idiot fatty master dopers.

 

[Maxiton]

smack
white rabbit
china white
peruvian marching powder
scratch
old scratch
green goblin
technocolor mint leaves
the dregs
reds
yellow jackets

You forgot "the white" and "white lady".

 

[Zweistein]

Miracles
Riding my bike 6 hours a day
Eliptical Chainring
Windtunnel
Extraterrestial

 

[BroDeal]

Good sensations

 

[D-Queued]

In the neighborhood
Just stopped by for a quickie
Going retro
With a new twist on an old saw

Lung capacity!

Dave.

 

[18-Valve. (pithy)]

Two beers and four shots of whiskey

 

[richtea]

Nosebag
Chop
Naughty Salt

 

[Benotti69]

Charging

..........

 

[ericfalcon]

suitcase full of courage

 

[Anti-doping]

''Greg LeMond''

 

[Mr.DNA]

good "form"

improving "form"

 

[sniper]

I found some good metaphors for doping in this post from the Tenerife thread:

Definitely true. The mental toughness and discipline required of training to win any sport's premier event is always harder than the event itself.

Not eating that cheesburger. Getting up early and rested to train on that rainny cold morning months before the event. 24/7 focus month after month after month after month. If the event is harder than the training you put in - you will not win. That's what Yates is talking about. True duh.

 

[screaming fist]

living like a monk

 

[Mr.DNA]

"gluten-free"

 

[joe_papp]

in native-speak...

"los productos" - the products...

like the kind you just dump out of your kit bag onto the bed and start searching through...

 

[MacRoadie]

"los productos" - the products...

like the kind you just dump out of your kit bag onto the bed and start searching through...

What's that yellow thingy on his wrist?

 

[ChewbaccaD]

You forgot "the white" and "white lady".

red chicken
tecata
AIP
Big Harry
Black Pearl
Blanco
...

"Every junkie's like a setting sun..."

 

[Ildabaoth]

EPO. 10char

 

[gatete]

In the race of truth (TT) the yellow jersey gives you wings

 

[ElChingon]

"prepare himself properly"

 

[TexPat]

Tenerife getaway.