Hey, check out the Official LA thread in the Clinic. Someone posted a link to a WSJ article suggesting Halloween costumes depicting disgraced athletes. The one involving blood doped USPS riders is hilarious, and really shows that LA has now become the **** of everyone’s jokes, but they also have a couple of NFL ones:
Think the NCAA is finally getting serious about concussions? Think again:
What’s it going to take? Some major star dying during a game from a head injury?
The New Orleans Saints Defense
The most surefire way to make it rain with candy. This off-season the NFL exposed the Saints' bounty program, which it said offered cash rewards for players who injured opponents. Minnesota's Brett Favre took a particular beating in the 2009 NFC championship. The simplest way to replicate that game? Find a purple piñata, tape Favre's face to the head and whack away. (Don't forget the play money for the first little Trick or Treater to bust the Favre avatar in half.) Families who see this crew coming up their driveways are sure to be terrified.
NFL Replacement Referees
In the now-legendary "Immaculate Deception" play, which gave the Seattle Seahawks a cheap win over the Green Bay Packers earlier this fall, the NFL's replacement referees bought themselves a ticket to the all-time pantheon of sports antiheroes. After this controversial game-ending pass play, one replacement referee signaled touchdown at the same moment his colleague, standing next to him, signaled touchback. The downside of this costume is that it's hard to find kid-sized referee shirts. The upside: Let 'em bicker! The more your kids disagree with one another, the better the effect.
Think the NCAA is finally getting serious about concussions? Think again:
In the fourth quarter of Saturday’s game, Arizona QB Matt Scott was kicked in the head while sliding during a play. Scott immediately began vomiting on the sidelines, repeatedly, as the game went to commercial.
Scott was showing tell-tale signs of concussion, and the NCAA–which is being sued for failing to implement appropriate concussion screening, return-to-play guidelines, and other safety measures–is pretty clear on what coaches should do next: “Take [an athlete] out of play immediately and allow adequate time for evaluation by a health care professional experienced in evaluating for concussion.” As one NCAA factsheet reads,
1. Remove the student-athlete from play…Do not allow the student-athlete to just “shake it off.” Each individual athlete will respond to concussions differently.
2. Ensure that the student-athlete is evaluated right away by an appropriate health care professional.
3. Allow the student-athlete to return to play only with permission from a health care professional with experience in evaluating for concussion.
However, well-paid Arizona coach Rich Rodriguez and his staff did none of those things. Instead, Scott stayed in the game–and even threw a touchdown pass–before finally going to the sidelines, apparently vomiting again, and being evaluated by trainers for a head injury. Not surprisingly, once Scott was actually forced to undergo a concussion test, he was immediately removed from the game.
What’s it going to take? Some major star dying during a game from a head injury?