Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession)

[thehog]

He's trying to remain relevant ..

Trying?

He's fighting. Fighting like Lance!

Hope, courage, hope fights again.

 

[Bluenote]

He's trying to remain relevant ..

Do you think pre-fall Armstrong would have given the time of day to Rouleur Magazine?

 

[mewmewmew13]

Do you think pre-fall Armstrong would have given the time of day to Rouleur Magazine?

no
because he is on his Redemption Tour trying to become a 'fixture' of celebrity & cycling again.

 

[Granville57]

Fight like Lance!

“You’re an asshole,” our man Morten begins.

Funny, I was kind of thinking the same about Morten on this one. I mean, if the fine folks at Rouleur really felt that way about Lance, then they wouldn't have even returned Lance's phone call (because I somehow doubt that they were the one's who initiated contact.)

When journalist finally have the guts to say, "No thanks, dude" to Lance's efforts to put his name in print, then, and only then (apparently) will he fail to exert control over them.

Mind you, I'll be as entertained as anyone by the delusional wonderings and wanderings of this now-disgraced, former professional cyclist, but I won't pay a dime to read it.





(...and a little hoggie tells me that I might not have to.)

 

[Archibald]

Monekymouth still being used to sell magazines

http://rouleur.cc/journal/riders/coming-soon-rouleur-lance-youve-never-seen-him

I know that pic is black and white, but has he actually put the rainbow bands on a shop jersey??

IMO, the UCI will go to great lengths to get the ban reduced. The IOC might actually see it as a pr problem. It should be interesting. Let's hope the sanction stands.

impending CAS appeal coming up?

 

[DirtyWorks]

I know that pic is black and white, but has he actually put the rainbow bands on a shop jersey??

You don't understand because you aren't a champion.

 

[Archibald]

You don't understand because you aren't a champion.

I guess, with no yellow jerseys, he needs to hang his hat on something...

you know, like beating that 10y.o kid

 

[JRTinMA]

Monekymouth still being used to sell magazines

http://rouleur.cc/journal/riders/coming-soon-rouleur-lance-youve-never-seen-him

Because you and all the other closeted fans keep buying the movies, books and magazine articles. The last book i bought was its not about the bike. You shut ins keep it alive.

 

[Bluenote]

The last book i bought was its not about the bike.

I see you are an avid reader. Admirable quality.

 

[Granville57]

I know that pic is black and white...

Actually, no, the picture was taking in full color. What you're seeing is the result of what is known as The Lance Effect.

True story.

 

[Benotti69]

Because you and all the other closeted fans keep buying the movies, books and magazine articles. The last book i bought was its not about the bike. You shut ins keep it alive.

Still hurting JR, huh? It is ok dude, you cant pick the winning donkey every time.

You still put on those USPS jerseys late at night, we wont laugh, it is ok, hug that little yellow bracelet real tight and tell yourself "it's not my fault".

 

[Bluenote]

Actually, no, the picture was taking in full color. What you're seeing is the result of what is known as The Lance Effect.

True story.

Lol, good one.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

You don't understand because you aren't a champion.

Brilliant!!!

 

[Hemassist]

He's trying to remain relevant ..

Sadly, the walls are too steep to climb out of the hole he is stuck in.

 

[Benotti69]

Sadly, the walls are too steep to climb out of the hole he is stuck in.

Where are his world champion bands.....

 

[Bluenote]

Where are his world champion bands.....

On the hind end.

 

[MacRoadie]

Where are his world champion bands.....

On his "fifth leg", right alongside his LiveStrong @#%& ring...

 

[ChewbaccaD]

As much as it pains me to say it i actually laughed at that link.

It was certainly meant in lighthearted jest.

 

[Archibald]

Actually, no, the picture was taking in full color. What you're seeing is the result of what is known as The Lance Effect.

True story.

Ah yes, I didn't notice that he was using "The Look", which explains it

 

[mewmewmew13]

Has this been posted yet?
Armstrong attempts "Beer Mile"...and quits

http://www.runnersworld.com/general...&adbpl=fb&adbpr=9815486986&cid=social35734617

 

[Fausto's Schnauzer]

Has this been posted yet?
Armstrong attempts "Beer Mile"...and quits

http://www.runnersworld.com/general...&adbpl=fb&adbpr=9815486986&cid=social35734617

Beer is temporary...

 

[Bosco10]

Beer is temporary...

lol hmmm.. Guess he didn't live up to that 'inspirational' cameo he did in Dodgeball.

 

[mewmewmew13]

Beer is temporary...

there must be a great photoshop idea in this somewhere..

 

[mrhender]

Cookson on potential Armstrong ban reduction

http://www.cyclingquotes.com/news/cookson_a_reduced_ban_for_armstrong_is_possible/

One of the riders who were heard by CIRC is Lance Armstrong. He hopes to get a reduced sentence for his cooperation.

"I think that every system should provide the possibility of rehabilitation. Also for Lance Armstrong.

"If he can give us valuable information about cycling in that era, then a reduced sentence must be a possibility. However, the final responsibility is in the hands of the US Anti-Doping Agency USADA. If they don't agree, it will remain unchanged."

 

[Granville57]

http://www.cyclingquotes.com/news/cookson_a_reduced_ban_for_armstrong_is_possible/

Maybe Lance should've taken a different approach than swearing at Tygart during the meeting recounted by Juliet Macur. For sure, Lance could've avoided a lifetime ban when he had the chance. But he chose otherwise.

So fuck him.