Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession)

[86TDFWinner]

LOL! The government isn't happy with Wonderboy again:


http://www.freep.com/story/sports/2015/05/15/lance-armstrong-federal-government-lawsuit-anna-hansen-doping/27386735/

 

[ebandit]

lance should sue the government for character assassination...............go! lance i like your 'credibility'

Mark L

 

[SkyTears]

why did they took Lance's 7 wins?

when Sagan sprints to top5 on HC altitude climbs? in the new clean era?

 

[ebandit]

cheating......coercion .............manipulation...........bribery................poor lance!

i guess you know more about what sagan has been doing than us.................?

Mark L

 

[86TDFWinner]

Re:

lance should sue the government for character assassination...............go! lance i like your 'credibility'

Mark L

LOL!

Armstrong's attorneys complaining about other people engaging in character assassination? Priceless.

This is hysterical to me...oh the irony.

 

[86TDFWinner]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

LOL! You just can't make this stuff up:

http://news.yahoo.com/lance-armstrong-postal-contract-worth-more-government-205606908.html

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

LOL! You just can't make this stuff up:

http://news.yahoo.com/lance-armstrong-postal-contract-worth-more-government-205606908.html

"...Armstrong's 1999 win had given the Postal Service a morale boost to overcome negative stereotypes of mail carriers portrayed on the television shows "Cheers" and "Seinfeld."

Newman!!!

 

[frenchfry]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

LOL! You just can't make this stuff up:

http://news.yahoo.com/lance-armstrong-postal-contract-worth-more-government-205606908.html

"...Armstrong's 1999 win had given the Postal Service a morale boost to overcome negative stereotypes of mail carriers portrayed on the television shows "Cheers" and "Seinfeld."

Newman!!!

Is this a pathetic attempt to solicit an invitation to join the Wonderboy All Star legal team?

 

[ggusta]

Bump.

20 lousy posts in a month. +/-

This man is a legend. This man IS the Clinic. To allow the spirit of mendacity, lies, fraud and deceit languish in a forum that was tailor made for him.... Each of us ought to be ashamed. ASHAMED!!!

 

[MacRoadie]

Re:

Bump.

20 lousy posts in a month. +/-

This man is a legend. This man IS the Clinic. To allow the spirit of mendacity, lies, fraud and deceit languish in a forum that was tailor made for him.... Each of us ought to be ashamed. ASHAMED!!!

Quoted out of sheer respect for the awesomeness of the post...

 

[StyrbjornSterki]

US Postal Service admits to losing $46 billion USD since 2007

If ever USPS could use a dose of that ol' Pharmstrong PR magic ....


You don't reckon maybe it was lost in the post?

 

[pastronef]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

https://www.twitter.com/LizKreutz/status/604772327973191680

 

[DirtyWorks]

Re:

US Postal Service admits to losing $46 billion USD since 2007

If ever USPS could use a dose of that ol' Pharmstrong PR magic ....


You don't reckon maybe it was lost in the post?

Actually, this was a Cheney Administration retirement accounting scheme that basically demanded USPS PREpay a huge number of years of retirement obligations in a very short period of time. Yes, for sure the Internet has reduced demands for their services too. I don't know or particularly care why the prepayment was demanded. Maybe it is for the best?

Having shipped packages all over the world for various jobs, I was surprised to find the USPS is actually one of the best run systems and very cheap. No one opens your mail/packages in the U.S. system.

I'm personally quite happy Wonderboy has faded away. It's absolutely destroying his sense of self because he's no longer "a legend of cycling" and whatnot. Hopefully he's getting some help and the stress is limited to just him.

Thom and Tailwind are still on the hook in a huge way too. This realistically might end with a whimper given the players and wealth involved.

 

[86TDFWinner]

Hahahahahahahahahaha(yes, he REALLY said this):


http://olympictalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/02/lance-armstrong-dan-patrick-show-interview-cycling-doping-tour-de-france/

 

[D-Queued]

Re:

Hahahahahahahahahaha(yes, he REALLY said this):


http://olympictalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/02/lance-armstrong-dan-patrick-show-interview-cycling-doping-tour-de-france/

Gotta like how he outs Gatlin as well. Here he turns around a paraphrased version of LeMond's line about Lance, while providing himself with a not-so-subtle 'they all do it/we should look the other way/never tested positive/reduce my ban' defense:

"...Look at the case of Justin Gatlin. He’s tested positive two or three times. He’s now back on the track. He’s probably being tested 82 times a day. He has the fastest time in the world in the 100-meter dash this year. He’s the favorite for a gold medal. So, I don’t know. Did he just find a way to do it clean? Let’s hope so. ..."

Slick.

Dave.

 

[heart_attack_man]

Re: Re:

Hahahahahahahahahaha(yes, he REALLY said this):


http://olympictalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/02/lance-armstrong-dan-patrick-show-interview-cycling-doping-tour-de-france/

Gotta like how he outs Gatlin as well. Here he turns around a paraphrased version of LeMond's line about Lance, while providing himself with a not-so-subtle 'they all do it/we should look the other way/never tested positive/reduce my ban' defense:

"...Look at the case of Justin Gatlin. He’s tested positive two or three times. He’s now back on the track. He’s probably being tested 82 times a day. He has the fastest time in the world in the 100-meter dash this year. He’s the favorite for a gold medal. So, I don’t know. Did he just find a way to do it clean? Let’s hope so. ..."

Slick.

Dave.

The troll is strong with this one. It's a particularly nuanced troll. Multi-faceted.

Gotta love it.

 

[mikkemus23]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

I like this one - lol!

Full ***, as usual.

“Could somebody be better than you without cheating?” Patrick asked.

“I suppose over time it will be, yeah,” Armstrong said. “But don’t we all evolve?

 

[86TDFWinner]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

I like this one - lol!

Full ***, as usual.

“Could somebody be better than you without cheating?” Patrick asked.

“I suppose over time it will be, yeah,” Armstrong said. “But don’t we all evolve?

This one's pretty good as well:

“What’s more addicting, the winning or the lifestyle?” Patrick asked.

“I’d offer up a third one,” Armstrong said. “The addictive part for me was the process. I mean, I loved going to the races, and ultimately playing it out and winning the race — whether we say that those happened or not, or I won or not, that’s for others to decide — but just the process, the training camps, the time with the team, with guys you love and trust, working hard, busting your ass, to try to put it together.

LOL! No, you keep saying things like "We all know who really won those 7 TDF's if you ask them, they'll agree". So which is it, you delusional, clueless, attention whore?

 

[WildspokeJoe]

Ooops.

 

[King Boonen]

Can't have looked too hard then

 

[skippythepinhead]

Just a quick observation this morning. Interesting to me that the US justice system worked tirelessly to clean house in sports relatively few Americans truly give a flying little You-know-What about.

 

[RobbieCanuck]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

Armstrong comment - "...but I think my competitors would agree that I won those races. And I agree with them...”

http://olympictalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/02/lance-armstrong-dan-patrick-show-interview-cycling-doping-tour-de-france/

That is the most disingenuous and convoluted brain dead reasoning in history. I "think" my competitors would agree that I won those races. Wonderboy makes a totally illogical assumption.

Given we know because he admitted that he used performance enhancing drugs to win, he goes on to agree with his own attributed illogical assumption.

I know LA missed a lot of school hanging out at the EPO bar, but this was the most idiotic comment ever made by the stupid to the gullible.

 

[Tyre Byter]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

Armstrong comment - "...but I think my competitors would agree that I won those races. And I agree with them...”

http://olympictalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/02/lance-armstrong-dan-patrick-show-interview-cycling-doping-tour-de-france/

That is the most disingenuous and convoluted brain dead reasoning in history. I "think" my competitors would agree that I won those races. Wonderboy makes a totally illogical assumption.

Given we know because he admitted that he used performance enhancing drugs to win, he goes on to agree with his own attributed illogical assumption.

I know LA missed a lot of school hanging out at the EPO bar, but this was the most idiotic comment ever made by the stupid to the gullible.

I chuckled in amazement at those comments too! But it's textbook lack of moral reasoning by a SOCIOPATH.
This is what makes him so "special" for sure.

 

[D-Queued]

Re: Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession

Armstrong comment - "...but I think my competitors would agree that I won those races. And I agree with them...”

http://olympictalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/02/lance-armstrong-dan-patrick-show-interview-cycling-doping-tour-de-france/

That is the most disingenuous and convoluted brain dead reasoning in history. I "think" my competitors would agree that I won those races. Wonderboy makes a totally illogical assumption.

Given we know because he admitted that he used performance enhancing drugs to win, he goes on to agree with his own attributed illogical assumption.

I know LA missed a lot of school hanging out at the EPO bar, but this was the most idiotic comment ever made by the stupid to the gullible.

I chuckled in amazement at those comments too! But it's textbook lack of moral reasoning by a SOCIOPATH.
This is what makes him so "special" for sure.

And why it is so compelling to stay tuned for the next chapter in this never-ending saga.

Dave.

 

[MarkvW]

All the contenders were doping. Lance and the Posties were the best at it. Lance's downfall happened because he was unnecessarily cruel to his accomplices (and their spouses). Otherwise, he'd be just another suspect champion in a corrupt "sport."