Official Lance Armstrong Thread: Part 3 (Post-Confession)

[blackcat]

He was never brave enough to out himself, but he's been here.

i think his handle was "Yellow Rose Jersey"

he screwed alot in the VIP room at da' Rose.

nothing more glorious than hookers and blow eh Lance

 

[Fearless Greg Lemond]

That guy is an absolute nutter. Mom did a great job on his moral compass.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Now he's started unblocking and following people like Lesli Cohen and Heather Nielson and other women who were critical of him. Not following any guys, just the women.

 

[blackcat]

Now he's started unblocking and following people like Lesli Cohen and Heather Nielson and other women who were critical of him. Not following any guys, just the women.

the rim job is foreplay for the reaming Prance invites at da' BigHouse

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

the rim job is foreplay for the reaming Prance invites at da' BigHouse

Who knows....he might actually be looking forward to some if not all of what's coming in cell block A.

 

[Benotti69]

Who knows....he might actually be looking forward to some if not all of what's coming in cell block A.

He might make a nice girlfriend in Jail.

I hadn't been here( Varner Unit Supermax,Texas) very long when the guy who sweeps the floor stopped to hand me a note. He was looking at me in a very odd way, as if he were going to say something, but then changed his mind. I understood his behaviour once I opened the note and began reading. It was signed "Lisa", and it detailed all the ways in which "she" would make me a wonderful girlfriend, including "her" sexual repertoire. This puzzled me, as I was incarcerated in an all-male facility. There was a small line at the bottom of the page that read, "PS Please send me a cigarette." I tossed the note in front of Albert's cell and said, "Read this and tell me if you know who it is." After less than a minute I heard a vicious explosion of cursing and swearing before Albert announced, "This is from that old *****, Jonas. That punk will do anything for a cigarette." Thus Lisa turned out to be an obese 56-year-old man with one leg.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/may/26/damien-echols-i-survived-death-row

 

[ferryman]

I've deleted a number of posts, apologies to any poster whose was caught in the collateral. No more bathroom/prison rubbish folks. Thanks.

 

[cyclismaseditor]

Now he's started unblocking and following people like Lesli Cohen and Heather Nielson and other women who were critical of him. Not following any guys, just the women.

And here I thought the interaction was because of my tweet comparing finding out I was unblocked to learning from some urban graffiti that I had an STD.

I am so confused by all this reboot/redemption ****. Can't I just stay angry at sociopaths who f*ck with people I care about?

 

[sittingbison]

Echo Chamber? I think he was referring to these often repeated gems.....

Never tested positive
Most tested athlete
Bitter, haters
Heart the size of pumpkin
500 tests
French conspiracy

RR you forgot "the tube that goes from heart to legs" (ie aorta) being three times normal diameter

and his pumpkin sized heart causing an aerodynamic hump to the back

 

[Stingray34]

Echo Chamber? I think he was referring to these often repeated gems.....

Never tested positive
Most tested athlete
Bitter, haters
Heart the size of pumpkin
500 tests
French conspiracy

Iliac artery the size of a firehose/my Johnson.

 

[gooner]

USA Today have an e-mail exchange between Betsy and Lance.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2013/05/27/lance-armstrong-apology-betsy-andreu/2364519/

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...rong-forgiveness-is-not-saying-sorry/2364137/

 

[Oldman]

Iliac artery the size of a firehose/my Johnson.

Are you really sure you want that direct association? That would be a good forum name: Illiac Johnson.

 

[BroDeal]

I don't know why Armstrong would bother to converse with those who will leak everything to the media.

 

[gooner]

I don't know why Armstrong would bother to converse with those who will leak everything to the media.

Agree.

Armstrong just tweeted a link to this.

http://www.mobli.com/media/show/id/66502084

 

[gooner]

Armstrong has just deleted the tweet and the link now shows nothing.

 

[StyrbjornSterki]

On Mar 9, 2013, at 5:33 p.m., Lance wrote: Yeah, let me know if you're coming down. And no, I won't leave town if you're coming. Please.

I know you are well invested in the an alleged hospital room conversation from 17 years ago and I know it's very personal to you. But what I can't do, and won't do, is pretend to remember something I just don't. Having said that I am done calling you a liar re this. You remember it, I don't. That's the best I can do Betsy. I know this won't satisfy you but it's the best I can do. Hope you can understand.

So his story no longer is, "It didn't happen, I never said that," now it's simply "I can't remember."

 

[DirtyWorks]

So his story no longer is, "It didn't happen, I never said that," now it's simply "I can't remember."

Uh huh. It's worked for so, so many.

He's not the problem. The wackos who object to his doping and deny him Merckx-caliber glory are the problem.

 

[gooner]

The Armstrong tweet above and now deleted was in response to that story and the one I posted on the last page. I think after this we will see no further interaction between them now. Once this got out on in the public domain that's probably the end of that.

Just seen this courtesy of nyvelocity.

The USA Todayarticle has been updated. This is the reason he deleted it.

Editor's note: The following text messages were posted to a website by Armstrong Monday in response to the story by USA TODAY Sports. He since has removed them from the website after he said his girlfriend told him to shut up.

 

[DirtyWorks]

And here I thought the interaction was because of my tweet comparing finding out I was unblocked to learning from some urban graffiti that I had an STD.

I am so confused by all this reboot/redemption ****. Can't I just stay angry at sociopaths who f*ck with people I care about?

You misunderstand the problem. Did you know he's one of the great cyclists? As soon as you realize *you* are the problem, the quicker he can claim he was railroaded by the UCI, because he was. If a homeless dude was saying it, you
would immediately label him mentally ill. It's the best possible outcome for crazy. Rich and crazy. (for now)

 

[sittingbison]

this is the funniest bit of Schrotenboers articles:

Meanwhile, Winfrey isn't commenting on Armstrong's showing.

"Unfortunately, Ms. Winfrey is not participating in any further interviews about the interview," said Chelsea Hettrick, a spokeswoman for Winfrey's TV network.

 

[blackcat]

I don't know why Armstrong would bother to converse with those who will leak everything to the media.

because he pays them 1k per hour for the pleasure of filtering his words

 

[blackcat]

this is the funniest bit of Schrotenboers articles:

yeah, she profited handsomely, and is done with it now. IS DONE.

she is a sociopath too. she had cockroaches as pets as a child because she could not afford proper pets lol

 

[frenchfry]

Advice to Betsy - distance yourself as much as possible from this guy and his paid thugs. Despite your good intentions, no good will come from further interactions. You are only hurting youself.

Those who have refused to respond to Armstrong's contact attempts (and I would think the list of attempts is extremely short) have shown the correct rational response.

Let his lawyers (paid thugs) do their thing to save what is left of his little empire built on ill gotten gains, and let him fade to oblivion in his calculating, sociopathic little world.

 

[Ninety5rpm]

I just read the USA Today article.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2013/05/27/lance-armstrong-apology-betsy-andreu/2364519/

These are not the words of someone who despises the person she is speaking to.

I don't know who's advising you but I can almost guarantee you there's one person who knows you, knows the situation, isn't wanting to make a dime off you but is concerned for your well being that you should be listening to: (name deleted). I've turned down TV appearances, refused to participate with some journalists because this has to play out — you gotta find your way. I'm not going to let your skirting of this issue infuriate me — I know why you're doing it. So, if I do come to Austin mid to late April, I'm going to take you up on your offer and get together over water, coffee, tequila. If you're in town.

Tequila? WTF? My "former lovers" radar is pegged. Anyone else? I mean, anyone else besides Anna...

[Armstrong] since has removed them from the website after he said his girlfriend told him to shut up.

 

[blackcat]

stapleton.

he has to be the only one Armstrong looks to.