Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

[mewmewmew13]

i'm with you... but there are many that think calling Polish a girl is an insult

agree, but I still think Polish has a lot of them strung along anyway.

..seems like calling someone 'female' as an insult is something to say when you can't think of anything else...

 

[Velodude]

agree, but I still think Polish has a lot of them strung along anyway.

..seems like calling someone 'female' as an insult is something to say when you can't think of anything else...

I understand in the bike shop that Polish works as a mechanic Polish is only permitted to repair and service bikes designed and manufactured without a top tube, with the provision for a shopping basket and a chain guard.

 

[Spider1964]

Crap.
Does this mean you are going to stop sending me those flirty PMs?
They have been funny in a creepy kind of way
I will miss them I guess.
BTW, Livestrong bands are meant for the wrist not ankles.

But you promised to keep our flirty PM's a secret?? Why does it have to be this way... you told me you loved me?? I understand I have to share you with Lance... but surely there's enough love in your heart for both of us??

I still think that you are Treebeard the Ent.. Harumph.

 

[Cal_Joe]

Seriously stunned/amused that......

1) This thread has morphed into "another interesting piece I found on Polish".

2) The closed and apparently limited minds wondering about Mr./Ms. Polish - Doh! There is another alternative that has been hinted at in this thread for a long time. Apparently not many of you know your Greek mythology. Hint: Hermaphrodite is the Goddess Of Waffles. Now go do your homework.

 

[Kretch]

Seriously stunned/amused that......

1) This thread has morphed into "another interesting piece I found on Polish".

2) The closed and apparently limited minds wondering about Mr./Ms. Polish - Doh! There is another alternative that has been hinted at in this thread for a long time. Apparently not many of you know your Greek mythology. Hint: Hermaphrodite is the Goddess Of Waffles. Now go do your homework.

Remember that the darkest hour is before the storm.

 

[Velodude]

Seriously stunned/amused that......

1) This thread has morphed into "another interesting piece I found on Polish".

2) The closed and apparently limited minds wondering about Mr./Ms. Polish - Doh! There is another alternative that has been hinted at in this thread for a long time. Apparently not many of you know your Greek mythology. Hint: Hermaphrodite is the Goddess Of Waffles. Now go do your homework.

And did you know that an oyster can change its gender?

 

[Cal_Joe]

And did you know that an oyster can change its gender?

The only oysters I know are the ones I eat. If they engage in gender changing activities after I ingest them, I do not want to know about it.

 

[Cal_Joe]

Remember that the darkest hour is before the storm.

You've got your quotes mixed up. One can talk about the darkest hour is just before the dawn, or mention a lull before a storm. Please get this stuff straight - I do not like posts that give me headaches.

 

[AngusW]

You've got your quotes mixed up. One can talk about the darkest hour is just before the dawn, or mention a lull before a storm. Please get this stuff straight - I do not like posts that give me headaches.

Calm before the storm.

 

[Kretch]

You've got your quotes mixed up. One can talk about the darkest hour is just before the dawn, or mention a lull before a storm. Please get this stuff straight - I do not like posts that give me headaches.

Whatever, a shyte storm is eminent and in the lull (ta!) we have to put up with some polish babble. Would you like another tylenol?

 

[Cal_Joe]

Whatever, a shyte storm is eminent and in the lull (ta!) we have to put up with some polish babble. Would you like another tylenol?

As I have previously posted, posts with predictions of "imminent" storms must include either "Drumroll!" or "Showtime!" in the post, per the rules of this thread.

Also, a precise definition of "imminent" is required. In the recent past we have been severely let down by posters with Hogedamus-like powers whose predictions sadly did not come to pass. It would be nice if you could let us know how many days it is until the imminence occurs. Oh, if you do post that, some smarty will probably ask you for links - I hate those damn nitpickers, but sometimes folks around here would like to evaluate the source rather than just take it on blind faith.

 

[ChrisE]

Well,

I can certainly appreciate your confusion as I'm not sure anyone on here has ever voiced any problem with the Yellow Rose or any "establishment" like it. The Wall Street Journal passes no judgement on it either, but simply reports on Floyd's narrative regarding an evening spent there, so I am curious as to why you chose to quote my link...

Inferences with no factual or empirical basis can certainly confuse.

I didn't mean to single you out and I never noticed you having a issue with it like you say; I was just responding to the article in general. When the subject of the strip club and the party afterwards comes up, the crowd in here tssk tssk's like old ladies in church. It doesn't surprise me; hypocrisy is rampant in here just like it is in our asking for forgiveness on Sunday morning for being prix all week long.

Now, get back in your dog hut.

 

[ChrisE]

well after having survived cancer Armstrong said he would never put anything in his body again that was not 'pure', it is interesting to read about him and the allegations about the team smoking blow and taking cocaine

I agree with your premise in general, though I don't know how "interesting" it is. You need to live a little more, apparently.

The biggest bunch of BS stated by him IMO, that some people may actually believe, is his "why would I put something like that (PEDs) in my body after cancer" card. I almost projectile spewed bud light all over the living room that night he said that on Larry King.

 

[ChrisE]

let's see...Lance revival party take 1!!
Cobbledy...I'm guessing you are the one in the back left white shirt...

umm..Polish wearing the Hard Rock sweat...

ChrisE def is the doggie shirt tough...

not sure but the guy in plaid not sure he wants to be there....

Yes Hog hit it correctly...the persona packaged for public offering was no doubt WAYYY different than reality...

party on!

Actually the guy in the dog shirt is probably not too far off. I lost my hair years ago from taking all of those steroids, and I do go days and weeks at times without shaving. But the only dog shirt I have is of a dachsund with the caption "Have you seen my weiner?"

The guy in plaid in the back is skandar akbar.

 

[Oldman]

I agree with your premise in general, though I don't know how "interesting" it is. You need to live a little more, apparently.

The biggest bunch of BS stated by him IMO, that some people may actually believe, is his "why would I put something like that (PEDs) in my body after cancer" card. I almost projectile spewed bud light all over the living room that night he said that on Larry King.

Try the Ultra...it flies farther.

 

[Benotti69]

?

But I thought she was a girl? Go figure.

I think he wishes he was a blond lance mummy lookalike

It is possible with surgery. Keep saving Pol.

 

[Benotti69]

I agree with your premise in general, though I don't know how "interesting" it is. You need to live a little more, apparently.

The biggest bunch of BS stated by him IMO, that some people may actually believe, is his "why would I put something like that (PEDs) in my body after cancer" card. I almost projectile spewed bud light all over the living room that night he said that on Larry King.

That some people believe this guy beat cancer on a miracle of his own making and is now running a 'charity' to fight of cancer should make throw up....

Maybe you would like to live a little like me and contribute to more than the Lance thread

 

[ChrisE]

That some people believe this guy beat cancer on a miracle of his own making and is now running a 'charity' to fight of cancer should make throw up....

Maybe you would like to live a little like me and contribute to more than the Lance thread

Are you stalking me like python? Yes, I am the one that needs to get a life.

 

[Cobblestoned]

That some people believe this guy beat cancer on a miracle of his own making and is now running a 'charity' to fight of cancer should make throw up....

Maybe you would like to live a little like me and contribute more Lance Armstrong everywhere, all over the place, not just to the Lance thread

fixed that for you

I think the only thread where you can manage not to bring in Lance, is the babes on bikes thread.

 

[Kretch]

A sure sign that your brand is starting to wane when Crappy Tire start carrying and then immediately discounting your product.

http://www.canadiantire.ca/search/s...older_id=1408474396672237&bmUID=1320408083936

 

[fatandfast]

A sure sign that your brand is starting to wane when Crappy Tire start carrying and then immediately discounting your product.

http://www.canadiantire.ca/search/s...older_id=1408474396672237&bmUID=1320408083936

This "Crappy" company spent millions on sponsoring some of the best Canadian bike racing held there to date. The CT Cup races were fantastic. People who think they are crap probably made them put all their cash in nascar instead of bike racing

 

[Kretch]

This "Crappy" company spent millions on sponsoring some of the best Canadian bike racing held there to date. The CT Cup races were fantastic. People who think they are crap probably made them put all their cash in nascar instead of bike racing

Don't get me wrong I love Crappy Tire, but I'm low rent. It just aint the store for prestige brands.

 

[Kretch]

As I have previously posted, posts with predictions of "imminent" storms must include either "Drumroll!" or "Showtime!" in the post, per the rules of this thread.

Also, a precise definition of "imminent" is required. In the recent past we have been severely let down by posters with Hogedamus-like powers whose predictions sadly did not come to pass. It would be nice if you could let us know how many days it is until the imminence occurs. Oh, if you do post that, some smarty will probably ask you for links - I hate those damn nitpickers, but sometimes folks around here would like to evaluate the source rather than just take it on blind faith.

The eminent shyte storm will be within the next 365 days - I asked Derek.

http://www.derekerdman.com/psychic_hotline.htm

 

[Benotti69]

fixed that for you

I think the only thread where you can manage not to bring in Lance, is the babes on bikes thread.

oh your fantastic humour cuts right to the bone and polish, chrissieE and you all have a bone for Armstrong

 

[Francois the Postman]

Time to calm down a bit people.