Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

[Velodude]

As I have previously posted, posts with predictions of "imminent" storms must include either "Drumroll!" or "Showtime!" in the post, per the rules of this thread.

Also, a precise definition of "imminent" is required. In the recent past we have been severely let down by posters with Hogedamus-like powers whose predictions sadly did not come to pass. It would be nice if you could let us know how many days it is until the imminence occurs. Oh, if you do post that, some smarty will probably ask you for links - I hate those damn nitpickers, but sometimes folks around here would like to evaluate the source rather than just take it on blind faith.

Given your form and recent admissions should not you be limited to entering a positive prediction that Mr. Armstrong will not be indicted thereby rendering any prediction relating to the timing of the issue of indictments a moot point?

 

[thehog]

Where did Billy the Kid go?

 

[GreasyMonkey]

Where did Billy the Kid go?

Probably in hospital with a self-inflicted gun-shot wound to the foot.....

 

[thehog]

Probably in hospital with a self-inflicted gun-shot wound to the foot.....

I laughed out loud at this.... I like it!

 

[Cal_Joe]

Given your form and recent admissions should not you be limited to entering a positive prediction that Mr. Armstrong will not be indicted thereby rendering any prediction relating to the timing of the issue of indictments a moot point?

No.

Also confused by your reference to "recent admissions" - can you provide a post #?

 

[Velodude]

No.

Also confused by your reference to "recent admissions" - can you provide a post #?

You claimed that there exists no posts that evidence your support of LA.

I pointed out your track record supports LA by criticizing and sniping at anti LA posters and complaining about moderation. Also by nit picking at the peripheries
.
You conceded my analysis was "excellent" (an admission?)

Post #7395

 

[Polish]

Where did Billy the Kid go?

My sources are telling me that Billy is out mending fences.

Speaking of which, did you notice the Austin City Council approved over $500,000 for extensions to the Lance Armstrong Bike Path?
Man, I wish my City Council would build a Lance Armstrong Bike Path too!

What a good use of taxpayer money.
We can all agree on that I hope
Good use.
Healthy use of taxpayer money. Good for the kids.

http://www.kvue.com/news/consumer/A...es-funds-for-Bikeway-expansion-133163623.html

 

[Benotti69]

Aaaahhhh the yellow brick road.....off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of fraud

 

[MarkvW]

My sources are telling me that Billy is out mending fences.

Speaking of which, did you notice the Austin City Council approved over $500,000 for extensions to the Lance Armstrong Bike Path?
Man, I wish my City Council would build a Lance Armstrong Bike Path too!

What a good use of taxpayer money.
We can all agree on that I hope
Good use.
Healthy use of taxpayer money. Good for the kids.

http://www.kvue.com/news/consumer/A...es-funds-for-Bikeway-expansion-133163623.html

A bike path is always a good idea!

 

[Cimacoppi49]

My sources are telling me that Billy is out mending fences.

Speaking of which, did you notice the Austin City Council approved over $500,000 for extensions to the Lance Armstrong Bike Path?
Man, I wish my City Council would build a Lance Armstrong Bike Path too!

What a good use of taxpayer money.
We can all agree on that I hope
Good use.
Healthy use of taxpayer money. Good for the kids.

http://www.kvue.com/news/consumer/A...es-funds-for-Bikeway-expansion-133163623.html

Bicycles belong on roads, not multi-use bike paths--the ghetto of cycling.

 

[Race Radio]

My sources are telling me that Billy is out mending fences.

Speaking of which, did you notice the Austin City Council approved over $500,000 for extensions to the Lance Armstrong Bike Path?
Man, I wish my City Council would build a Lance Armstrong Bike Path too!

What a good use of taxpayer money.
We can all agree on that I hope
Good use.
Healthy use of taxpayer money. Good for the kids.

http://www.kvue.com/news/consumer/A...es-funds-for-Bikeway-expansion-133163623.html

Good to hear about the bike path. Shouldn't be too hard to rename it when he goes to prison, just a few signs.

 

[MacRoadie]

Man, I wish my City Council would build a bike path to Lance Armstrong!

You had a couple of words misplaced there, but I fixed it for ya...

 

[Cal_Joe]

You claimed that there exists no posts that evidence your support of LA.

I pointed out your track record supports LA by criticizing and sniping at anti LA posters and complaining about moderation. Also by nit picking at the peripheries
.
You conceded my analysis was "excellent" (an admission?)

Post #7395

Interesting post you linked to - lots of very subtle undertones. My gut feeling is that whoever is responsible for that post left out a few dozen smilies.

 

[Anonymous]

You've got your quotes mixed up. One can talk about the darkest hour is just before the dawn, or mention a lull before a storm. Please get this stuff straight - I do not like posts that give me headaches.

Actually, I like Dispair.com's take: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

http://www.despair.com/despair.html

 

[MarkvW]

Bicycles belong on roads, not multi-use bike paths--the ghetto of cycling.

Bike paths are wonderful for commuting!

 

[Neworld]

...I wish my City Council would build a Lance Armstrong Bike Path too!

Totally agree Polly,

There could be numerous rest stops and corresponding signs along the way like:

-Onerace roadway
-Bully bend
-EPO easeway
-Payoff Pitstop
-Vitriolic Vista
-Hatemydad halfway
-Sawtomuch Anderson drop
-Trolls turnaround
-Five Mile Gotnofriends
-Mt. Mademyteamdope
-Ferrari Falseflat...

and don't forget

-Penitentiary point.

NW

 

[veganrob]

Don't forget the wonderful view from Lockup Lookout

 

[andy1234]

I think the word "interesting" needs to be removed from the title if this thread.

 

[andy1234]

I think the word "interesting" needs to be removed from the title of this thread.

 

[9000ft]

Totally agree Polly,

There could be numerous rest stops and corresponding signs along the way like:

-Onerace roadway
-Bully bend
-EPO easeway
-Payoff Pitstop
-Vitriolic Vista
-Hatemydad halfway
-Sawtomuch Anderson drop
-Trolls turnaround
-Five Mile Gotnofriends
-Mt. Mademyteamdope
-Ferrari Falseflat...

and don't forget

-Penitentiary point.

NW

You put a lot of thought into that. A for effort!

 

[Cobblestoned]

-Broughtback Simeoni Mountain

 

[Hitchey]

Totally agree Polly,

There could be numerous rest stops and corresponding signs along the way like:

-Onerace roadway
-Bully bend
-EPO easeway
-Payoff Pitstop
-Vitriolic Vista
-Hatemydad halfway
-Sawtomuch Anderson drop
-Trolls turnaround
-Five Mile Gotnofriends
-Mt. Mademyteamdope
-Ferrari Falseflat...

and don't forget

-Penitentiary point.

NW

Man, I wish I were that creative, I can't stop laughing.

 

[Cimacoppi49]

Arraignment Ridge.

 

[Cimacoppi49]

Bike paths are wonderful for commuting!

Not usually, if they are multi-use.

 

[MarkvW]

Not usually, if they are multi-use.

No. Bike paths are wonderful!