Our old friend Jan

[Cobblestones]

One more wafer thin mint, Jan?

 

[Dr. Maserati]

One more wafer thin mint, Jan?

Hater!! You must hate eating...

It is a well known FACT that Jan was very careful about his weight - which is why it got reported so often by gutter tabloids like L'Equipe and LeMonde, ARD, CyclingNews.

Jan was one of the first riders ever to adopt a Gluten Free diet - when he found out that one of his team-mates had started the diet Jan ate him.

 

[Cobblestones]

Hater!! You must hate eating...

It is a well known FACT that Jan was very careful about his weight - which is why it got reported so often by gutter tabloids like L'Equipe and LeMonde, ARD, CyclingNews.

Jan was one of the first riders ever to adopt a Gluten Free diet - when he found out that one of his team-mates had started the diet Jan ate him.

Did he weigh his food? I think his scale was broken or maybe metric/English unit mix up.

 

[flicker]

Puleeze

Turn off computer
Get out of chair
Walk to garage
Pump tires on bike
Put on cycling shoes(lycra optional)
Ride bike
Breath deeply and enjoy

 

[Willow22]

- Well done guys, esp. doc M. funniest thread i've read in ages. Mind you, after the absurdity of supposedly visiting a gyneocologist 24 times for weight loss advice, Jan deserves a good p*ss taking, no matter how cool he was on a bike.

 

[Ferminal]

Turn off computer
Get out of chair
Walk to garage
Pump tires on bike
Put on cycling shoes(lycra optional)
Ride bike
Breath deeply and enjoy

Turn on computer
Logon to forums
Read threads you have no interest in
Make irrelevant posts in threads you have no interest in
Claim high moral ground
Feel proud emotionally
Repeat tomorrow

 

[53 x 11]

He was just in spain to havee about 80,000 E worth of beer with the dude. Its what floyd would do.

 

[53 x 11]

Well played Doctor Mas! Hook, Line, Sinker.

+ 10 x Jans waistline measurement in February

 

[Anonymous]

Turn off computer
Get out of chair
Walk to garage
Pump tires on bike
Put on cycling shoes(lycra optional)
Ride bike
Breath deeply and enjoy

Couple of obvious points:

1. You were not doing that when you posted.
2. It was past 2am EST when you posted, and far from ideal riding hour even 3 hours behind us.

 

[Anonymous]

Turn on computer
Logon to forums
Read threads you have no interest in
Make irrelevant posts in threads you have no interest in
Claim high moral ground
Feel proud emotionally
Repeat tomorrow

Your post is much funnier than mine.

 

[ak-zaaf]

He was just in spain to havee about 80,000 E worth of beer with the dude. Its what floyd would do.

That pic was actually taken in a feeding zone during the 2004 Tour de France.

 

[HL2037]

That pic was actually taken in a feeding zone during the 2004 Tour de France.

Nice touch with the embroidered bibshorts.

 

[RTMcFadden]

Dr Maserati is so right. Jan Ullrich has inspired millions of people in their fight against obesity.

I don't care what any of you say. Jan Ullrich motivated me to get into shape.






I keep telling my wife that round is a shape.

 

[pedaling squares]

Turn on computer
Logon to forums
Read threads you have no interest in
Make irrelevant posts in threads you have no interest in
Claim high moral ground
Feel proud emotionally
Repeat tomorrow

How true... very well written!

BTW, I would start wearing bibs if they came with rose patterns and beer. I repeat, Jan still rocks.

 

[HL2037]

BTW, I would start wearing bibs if they came with rose patterns and beer. I repeat, Jan still rocks.

Me too, and he certainly does. Impossible not to like him.

 

[Cobblestones]

How true... very well written!

BTW, I would start wearing bibs if they came with rose patterns and beer. I repeat, Jan still rocks.

The first 'Deutsche Telekom' kit. In the end they went with the girly pink lycra. Too bad.

 

[flicker]

Verdad

I came on to learn things I did not know. Is it possible to share without being so unreasonable?
If you hate riders why not leave them alone. They don't care about your words.
Peace and go ride your bike. If you don't I will go ride it for you.

 

[BroDeal]

I came on to learn things I did not know. Is it possible to share without being so unreasonable?
If you hate riders why not leave them alone. They don't care about your words.
Peace and go ride your bike. If you don't I will go ride it for you.

Why don't you follow your own advice and go ride instead of contantly berating people for what they want to discuss on their own time?

 

[Ripper]

I had raised this issue on another thread!
So let me have a crack at it:

All you Jan haters, hate excellence and have probably never ridden a bike.

Jan has never tested positive for PEDs - never!
The ecstasy that he took was during a time when he was injured and feeling down - something saddos like you would never understand because you are not champions like Jan.

I am not a Jan fan-boy but he has done more to highlight obesity than any of you losers have ever done. Bingo, lol.

The only reason Jan went to Dr. Fuentes was because of his weight issues - and he kept it secret so no-one would know because he was embarrassed.

We don't even know if Jan's blood was in Dr. Fuentes fridge - where was the chain of custody?! The Spanish hate Germans - probably some Spanish lab worker spiked Jan's sample.

Jan was Amateur World Champion at 19 in 1993 in Oslo, Norway - do you really think a guy who did that and finishes his first Tour in second would need to use PED's?? Lol...

Jeff D'Hont is a liar - it was only hearsay anyway - he just wrote a book to get money, loser. Franke is a politician just trying to get his sad bitter face on TV and hates that Jan is more popular than him. As for the German media - hello, the home of propaganda, pleeez...

So - if there was so much evidence against Jan then why is it the UCI have never started an investigation on it? O ya- because they're corrupt and sweep stuff under the carpet! Lol....

LMAO!

Oh, my belly hurts from the laughing!

Greast post

 

[thehog]

Ullrich received severance pay totalling €250,000 from T-Mobile after his suspension. All parties involved agreed to remain silent about that payment. Ullrich's adviser Pevenage, who introduced the cyclist to Fuentes, received €125,000 per year from Ullrich for his services.

Belgian tax authorities found Pevenage received this money on a net basis in 2005 and 2006. His stock market portfolio worth €1 million has been frozen, and he has had to pay €130,000 in back tax, the files show.

The investigation into Ullrich was a mammoth project. At times some 20 officers worked on it. The heroic story of a cycling miracle had turned into a crime story. And sometimes it is astonishing how brazenly Ullrich and his entourage misled the public.


Then, in an interview with mass-circulation Bild, he gave the following answer to the question whether he had ever doped: "Never! Categorically! I always tried to be fair in my career and I'm proud to say that I never cheated on or damaged anyone"

That's the way he sees it. That is Ullrich's truth. To this day.

Jan Ullrich was a German hero. But he missed his opportunity a long time ago to tell the truth. He now lives in a prison of his own making. He has to hope that things will settle down, that the past won't be raked up again. So far his wish has come true.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,655966,00.html

 

[R.0.t.O]

Jan Ullrich was a German hero. But he missed his opportunity a long time ago to tell the truth. He now lives in a prison of his own making. He has to hope that things will settle down, that the past won't be raked up again. So far his wish has come true.

Presumably Jan has enough money to live happily, and of course he has to protect that by lying just enough. If they genuinely have this evidence of €80k paid to Fuentes then clearly Ulli has perjured himself in his civil case with Werner Franke; that's not a good position to be in when police seem to be a little vindictive in going after you. Jan doesn't seem to be lying to the public anymore but obviously he's not going to say anything he doesn't have to because he's got too much to lose. Hopefully some day the conditions will be right for him to tell the whole story.

"Whoever still can't put one and one together about what happened in cycling is beyond my help."

 

[thehog]

Presumably Jan has enough money to live happily, and of course he has to protect that by lying just enough. If they genuinely have this evidence of €80k paid to Fuentes then clearly Ulli has perjured himself in his civil case with Werner Franke; that's not a good position to be in when police seem to be a little vindictive in going after you. Jan doesn't seem to be lying to the public anymore but obviously he's not going to say anything he doesn't have to because he's got too much to lose. Hopefully some day the conditions will be right for him to tell the whole story.

"Whoever still can't put one and one together about what happened in cycling is beyond my help."

Problem always being is Jan holds the key. He knows that Deutsche Telecom and the German government by extension of Freiburg authorised the doping programs. If they want o to take Ullrich down, he'll take Germany's pride and joy with him. Everytime someone says they will take him down or charge him he mentions his "tell all book" - that will never be published.

 

[Race Radio]

Problem always being is Jan holds the key. He knows that Deutsche Telecom and the German government by extension of Freiburg authorised the doping programs. If they want o to take Ullrich down, he'll take Germany's pride and joy with him. Everytime someone says they will take him down or charge him he mentions his "tell all book" - that will never be published.

This is a stretch. There is zero evidence that Telekom knew about the Frieburg doping program.

 

[Laszlo]

Problem always being is Jan holds the key. He knows that Deutsche Telecom and the German government by extension of Freiburg authorised the doping programs. If they want o to take Ullrich down, he'll take Germany's pride and joy with him. Everytime someone says they will take him down or charge him he mentions his "tell all book" - that will never be published.

I don't think Jan has the intelligence to be a shade Machiavellian- this is not as a slap against Jan, just an observation on how he treated his career after 97.

 

[flicker]

OK Bob

I am so sorry. I want to become one of Jan and Lances tirebiters. Put me in coach.