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[Don't be late Pedro]

Won't his girlfriend be jealous?

After that tattoo I am not sure he will have one anymore.

 

[maltiv]

Massive fail by the doctor, how could he not have spotted that when cleaning the wound?

 

[RedheadDane]

I suppose it's worth a try...

Hey @Phil_Gilbert1 just in team meeting, can you tell us where you are planning to attack today? Thanks mate...

From Richie Porte.

 

[Don't be late Pedro]

I suppose it's worth a try...



From Richie Porte.

If Gilbert responds and then attacks exactly where he says... Now that would be amusing.

 

[RedheadDane]

I think I just found the most optimistic guy in the peloton. Vaitkus:

On my way to hospital. Tomorrow some surgery,need to fix my self for next season DD

Dunno what happened to him, but anything about needing surgery shouldn't be followed by a huge grin!

 

[Afrank]

I think I just found the most optimistic guy in the peloton. Vaitkus:



Dunno what happened to him, but anything about needing surgery shouldn't be followed by a huge grin!

He must be tired from a long season and is really happy to end it early.

 

[El Pistolero]

If Gilbert responds and then attacks exactly where he says... Now that would be amusing.

“I knew he was gonna go, he even told me when and where, I still couldn’t do anything when he did. The joys of racing against Phil Gilbert.
David Millar (@millarmind)”

Guess which race?

 

[williamp78]

I think i remember millar being in a "break" with gilbert at flanders a few years ago? Of course spartacas won that race so thats unlikely to be it

 

[El Pistolero]

I think i remember millar being in a "break" with gilbert at flanders a few years ago? Of course spartacas won that race so thats unlikely to be it

It's the queen stage of the Eneco Tour last year.

And yes, he was in a break with Gilbert at Flanders a few years ago, but that's not it. Millar got dropped there at the Muur. Gilbert eventually finished on the podium beating Leukemans in the sprint(he was also part of the breakaway).

 

[pastronef]

http://mobile.twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/246376128166637569?p=v

Lance tweeted his cell phone number

 

[kingjr]

 

[thirteen]

http://mobile.twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/246376128166637569?p=v

Lance tweeted his cell phone number

old news and it was not Lance's number.

it was somebody in Canada who LA wanted to get back at and harass (see The Clinic for further info).

why do you want to keep this alive?

 

[kingjr]

old news and it was not Lance's number.

it was somebody in Canada who LA wanted to get back at and harass (see The Clinic for further info).

why do you want to keep this alive?

I dont wanna keep it alive at all, but it was late yesterday and I didnt consider that lots of people on this forum probably dont know what this meme is about.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slowpoke

 

[shinoda13]

https://twitter.com/thejensie

Jens does it again. Pure gold.

 

[RedheadDane]

Seems like Alex Dowsett's subconsciousness is contemplating a secondary career:

Last night I dreamt I tried to become a rower whilst still maintaining my career as a cyclist. Thought you should all know this

 

[theyoungest]

Marianne Vos needs her fix, even on holiday.

 

[LaFlorecita]

Make sure you follow Chris Juul Jensen @JensenJuul, funny ****

https://twitter.com/JensenJuul

 

[RedheadDane]

Well... it is the guy who compared riding AGR to losing his virginity...

 

[Zam_Olyas]

I know this is not the real ll killer but funny tweet

Danilo Di Luca ‏@OfficialDi_Luca
Best diet pill to lose 30 pounds in under-1 month! http://tinyurl.com/8npbga8

 

[T-Nielsen]

Well... it is the guy who compared riding AGR to losing his virginity...

Was it a pain in the *** ?

 

[RedheadDane]

Dunno... I wasn't the one riding the bloody race!

 

[pastronef]

http://mobile.twitter.com/millarmind/status/253102861725097985?p=v

Millar lost his wallet+passport in an autoroute bar in Italy

 

[DominicDecoco]

Make sure you follow Chris Juul Jensen @JensenJuul, funny ****

https://twitter.com/JensenJuul

He is absolutely hilarious.

 

[RedheadDane]

Adam Hansen did a very long race, really quick!

http://twitter.com/HansenAdam/status/255992264445288448

 

[RedheadDane]

Shamelessly double-posting to show that Cav haven't quite forgotten what happened in Horsens!

MarkCavendish: When I thought I could put this years festival of sprint crashes behind me, I see Roberto Ferrari has signed for a WorldTour team next year.