So here's my next race, heading outside the box somewhat, however a race it might be surprising I haven't had a go at at all yet.
You see, having looked at the prospective "World Tour" that we have this year replacing the women's World Cup, I note something quite concerning about it - a lot of races with similar characteristics. And when they aren't, they're a bit limited in scope. While I understand why La Course and the Madrid Challenge have been included, they are flat short-circuit races, little more than crits; the most left-field selection, the RideLondon race, actually
is a crit. There are only a handful of stage races, and few of them feature any real climbing. It's true that the women's péloton is less specialized than the men's, and so including a large number of races with similar characteristics (short punchy climbs, technical descents, Classics-style racing) is a way to ensure the very best are up there at all times, but it also doesn't encourage wider variety. Apart from the Giro, the most grimpeur-friendly races are La Flèche Wallonne and the Trofeo Alfredo Binda (although the Giro dell'Emilia will be included from 2017). No sign of other mountainous stage races such as my personal favourite, the Emakumeen Euskal Bira, or mountainous one-day races such as the Giro del Trentino.
Personally I went through a bit of a revamp of the available options and have some ideas, but ultimately what I thought was that, well, since the Giro Rosa is the only Grand Tour available for the women right now, and is the only World Tour level all-round stage race, with big mountains, full length ITTs and so on, they should really go all-in on it and make it as Grand as they can. There really isn't enough full-on stage racing on such varied courses for the women, and as this is the pinnacle of the stage racing calendar, it needs to truly reflect that.
My personal position on it is therefore to extend it to a 15-stage race, running three weekends with a rest day in the middle. For all the UCI's posturing on this, the women are capable of doing such; Evelyn Stevens a couple of years ago did the eleven day Giro followed immediately by a long drive through Austria and Germany and then doing the seven day Thüringen Rundfahrt, totalling 18 straight days of competition. Admittedly, Evie Stevie is helped by the fact she is great, but still: it's doable. This will enable us to really reflect the full variety of Italian racing, as well as allowing a better geographical spread than they often are able to. When designing women's races, like with U23 or amateur events, other things have to be taken into account as well. Firstly, the UCI's mandated average distance can only be 100km, which is woefully short when you consider it's 180km for the men. I'd prefer it to be 120km to make a more fair comparison, but you've got to work with what you're given. Therefore my 15-stage race is 1496km in length (pushing it to the limit!). Secondly, the real Giro Rosa includes some enormous and monolithic transfers sometimes; for the most part because of the lower budget and resources available for the women's teams this is problematic. Some of the most popular races have used only a couple of "base" cities and then moved around them, for example the Thüringen Rundfahrt has several "Rund um..." stages as was traditional in the Ostbloc days, enabling the whole team to stay in the same location for the duration of the race, much like the men's elite péloton with the Tour Down Under. That's not really popular with the Giro, but I have limited the hell-transfers to only one or two lengthy ones, and with a few stages starting and finishing relatively close to one another to keep things logistically smooth.
This is my attempt at producing a race which allows women's cycling to show all of what it can be, and use what Italy has to offer. There are stages for the pure sprinters, there are stages for the pure climbers (what few there are). I have tried to ensure that there are stages for every type of rider, and there are also some classic sights. After all, some of the most interest that the Giro has managed to obtain is on those occasions when the women have had the chance to showcase their skills on the hallowed grounds famous to any cycling fan; such as
Emma Pooley and Mara Abbott duelling on the Stelvio in 2010 (just a week before the two best
male climbers in the world had a spirit-crushing bromance on the Tourmalet) or
the 2014 MTF at Madonna del Ghisallo (the third Pooley triumph in the mountains of that edition). This would hopefully maximise the potential entry list, and as such I will add a "woman of the stage" section where I will tip somebody to look out for on a stage of this sort, should this be a real life Giro; there will be 15 of these, and all 15 will be different even though realistically there are several women capable of winning multiple stages here.
Nevertheless, however, a number of highly prominent women will not be featured, for a variety of reasons, to warn beforehand. The most important omissions, for me, are these:
Marianne Vos
The greatest cyclist of the 21st century, and the greatest female cyclist full stop, Vos won the Giro outright in 2011, 2012 and 2014. The latter she only won due to bonus seconds, but given 2nd place went to a teammate that's hard to criticize too harshly. She has simply been omitted because, as Ina-Yoko Teutenberg once said, "everything is Vos territory". Picking a single stage that Vos can win is a thankless task; picking a stage she
can't is a tough enough call (although looking at the 2010 and 2013 Giri where she was unable to take the prize, I think I have a couple); she's also been omitted simply because everybody knows what Marianne is good at:
everything.
Emma Johansson
The best Swede since Gösta Pettersson, Emma J has amassed one of the biggest collections of 2nd and 3rd places in cycling history. Equally adept at being there to contest the win in flat and hilly to intermediate terrain, she however is not a big fan of the Giro Rosa, which has never really fit in to her calendar well, preferring to race elsewhere in the period. She also aims to retire after the Olympics.
Lisa Brennauer
A former World Champion in the time trial, but also possessing a mean sprint, especially in a reduced bunch, Brennauer has also been omitted because of preferring not to race the Giro; its closeness to the Thüringen Rundfahrt, a favourite race of hers, on the calendar makes it less attractive to her when planning the year and as a result I wouldn't expect her to start.
Claudia Lichtenberg
Née Häusler, Claudi is one of my absolute favourites. The 2009 Giro winner, she's a very strong climber who races aggressively but has a tendency to get caught napping at inopportune times. She's moved to Lotto from Liv this season so hopefully the change of scenery will do her good, but sadly she's always just coming up slightly short of what's needed for the win in the mountains these days; while I'd love to see her take a win, I'd expect her to pile up the top 5s and top 10s but fall short of a victory.
Tiffany Cromwell
Cromwell is one of those riders who, in all manner of stages from flat sprints to hilly circuits, crops up in key moves and in the top 10 of the results sheet, but who, all too often, just doesn't quite have the final kick needed for victory. Like Lichtenberg, I'd expect to see her compile an impressive list of placements but without getting a first place finish while less consistent riders than her may well take wins.
Francesca Cauz
Cauz burst onto the scene when this little-heralded Italian espoir flew over the mountains of the 2013 Giro. She remains a top quality climber and a very aggressive racer (especially as the 2014-15 Giri have both passed through her local area) but has struggled to really regain that form and kick on from that position. Expect her to animate the mountain stages but don't expect her to win.
Annemiek van Vleuten
Part of the original multi-headed Rabo onslaught, Annemiek's palmarès exploded relatively late as she was able to benefit from competitors' reluctance to pull in groups containing Marianne Vos; since flying the Rabo nest she's reinvented herself as a stage racer for flat to hilly races, and also quite simply the finest prologue racer around due to good burst, good time trial skills and excellent technical capabilities from dealing with the 548792 pieces of road furniture in your average Dutch time trial. However, my race does not have a prologue.
Kirsten Wild
The queen of the echelon, Kirsten is a pure powerhouse of a rider who specialises in the track and in hard rouleur stages and sprints. In the flat stages she could be a beast; she has simply been omitted as she doesn't tend to race the Giro.
Evelyn Stevens
Another favourite of mine, "Evie Stevie" as she's often affectionately dubbed is a top notch all-rounder who has podiumed the Giro GC before and won some very tough stages. She also has one of the best backstories in the sport, which you should check out if you don't know. Very popular rider. However as she makes moves towards time trial specialization ahead of her assault on The Hour, I simply ran out of stages that she would be suited to.