Stage 11: Longmont - Boulder, 155km
GPM:
Pine Brook Hill (cat.2) 3,4km @ 9,0%
Lee Hill (cat.2) 5,4km @ 6,3%
Lickskillet (cat.2) 8,7km @ 6,0%
Pine Brook Hill (cat.2) 3,4km @ 9,0%
Lee Hill (cat.2) 5,4km @ 6,3%
Lickskillet (cat.2) 8,7km @ 6,0%
Pine Brook Hill (cat.2) 3,4km @ 9,0%
Lee Hill (cat.2) 5,4km @ 6,3%
Lickskillet (cat.2) 8,7km @ 6,0%
And so we come to this, our final stage of the race and an attempt to breathe some innovation and challenge whilst simultaneously upholding tradition, finishing where we damn well ought to finish if we’re going to truly be paying tribute to the Red Zinger, the Coors Classic, or just American cycling of old, and let’s be clear, that
is what we’re doing here.
This stage is effectively a short run-in before three laps of a very challenging 44km circuit including three climbs of varying characteristics and challenges that should therefore mean we get no ceremonial nonsense and instead get a tough, hard-racing climax to our competition. After all, this will be on a Sunday, prime viewing time (the race won’t be happening during NFL season) and so we want to be maximising the benefit by having impactful stages on those days, right? Right. Before we get to the circuit, however, we have a 20-25km flat run-in beginning in our final stage host, Longmont.
Named due to its vistas of nearby Longs Peak, this town was originally settled by speculators from Illinois, and as one of the first planned communities in the area, it was known as the Chicago-Colorado Colony. Now home to almost 100.000 people, it is nevertheless still more or less a sleepy suburb, although it has something of a chequered history, including voting in the Ku Klux Klan to the city’s council in 1925, an embarrassing Klan-related white elephant dam project whose environmental impact can still be seen to this day, and an
aviation disaster in 1955 where a previously-estranged career criminal named John Gilbert Graham deliberately blew up the plane in order to collect on his mother’s life insurance, taking not just her but 43 other people out with her. A long-time agricultural community, the recent renaissance of Colorado along with many younger people being priced out of Denver has led to Longmont becoming a popular hipster destination, with major craft breweries and new urbanist projects proliferating. This may also explain why Longmont has become the only city to be given a ‘silver’ rating for cycling infrastructure by the League of American Bicyclists that is not a major college town or tourist destination. It is also home to former NFL linebacker Gregory Biekert (his main claim to fame being recovering a fumble by Tom Brady in a crucial playoff game that was controversially overturned due to the much-hated “Tuck rule”) and Olympic and World champion discus thrower Valerie Allman, who moved to the city in her youth and was originally a ballet dancer.
After barely 20km we arrive in Boulder centre, and head to North Boulder Park, the traditional home of the Coors Classic’s finale. This stage would historically be a sub-100km circuit race and had winners over the years such as Noël Dejonckheere, Viktor Demidenko, Davis Phinney, Steve Bauer, Ron Kiefel (twice) and perhaps most notably, in 1987, Moreno Argentin. It also served as the finish for two stages since the reinstatement of a pro race to Colorado, with Rory Sutherland winning an uphill finish and Alex Howes winning a flat stage in the 2012 and 2014 editions of the USAPCC respectively.
This is not Boulder’s only contribution to cycling, of course - this city of just under 110.000 punches a long, long way above its weight when it comes to sporting history, and not only because of playing host to the largest campus of the University of Colorado. Famous Boulderites often come from sport, though there are a few exceptions - punk legend Jello Biafra, founder and frontman of the Dead Kennedys, was born in Boulder, as was Scott Carpenter, the second American to orbit the earth and the fourth American astronaut in space. Most of the alumni are sportspeople, however, such as star American footballers Matt Hasselbeck (a three-time ProBowl quarterback) and Tony Boselli (a five-time ProBowl offensive lineman) and Chuck Pagano (a major coach at the NFL and college levels), rock climbing World and Pan-American champions Natalia Grossman and Sasha diGiulian, world champion and Olympic medalist steeplechaser Emma Coburn, Olympic medalist distance runner Shalane Flanagan and Ironman champion triathlete Joanna Sue Zeigler. It was also the adopted home - and billed origin - of surprisingly agile behemoth California-born pro wrestler Leon White, better known as
Big Van Vader, or just Vader. What we know Boulder, Colorado for, however, is the wide array of cyclists who’ve called the city home.
Located at the foothills of the Rockies with favourable altitude and a well-developed cycling infrastructure, Boulder has become the breeding ground for America’s cycling world, and many of the heroes and stars of the Coors Classic’s original run were locals to the area the race ran in. Even many of those who didn’t originate there, such as Andrew Hampsten and the Stetina brothers, Dale and Wayne, would spend much of their career based out of the area. The main local hero of the first wave of American cycling success from Boulder, Colorado, however, was Davis Phinney.
An aggressive sprinter, Phinney rose to prominence with a formidable winning record in the crits and circuit races that dominated the American calendar, and although it took a few years of success in North America to earn his chances to compete at the highest level in Europe, staying officially amateur until after the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, he repaid his team’s faith in him with two Tour de France stage wins, although he continued to predominantly score most of his strongest results in North America. Nevertheless, he was able to get over plenty of obstacles for somebody who typically won in sprints - enough to win the Coors Classic outright in 1988 - and with over 300 wins across his career both amateur and professional, he remains US cycling royalty for a reason. And of course, one of those other US cyclists who came to settle in Boulder after originating elsewhere was former speed-skater Connie Carpenter, who would later marry Davis, with the couple living in Boulder to this day.
Even after the demise of the national calendar’s centrepiece, what remained of the US domestic scene in its wake largely took Boulder as a focal point. Riders such as track/road hybrid and time trial specialist Colby Pearce - who won multiple national titles in almost all the endurance track disciplines and at one point held national hour records as well as records for three time trial distances - kept up the links to the sport through the 90s, while two alumni of the University of Colorado Boulder campus who had moved to the city without the intention of becoming pro cyclists - Anton Villatoro, who came there on a scholarship from Guatemala, and Tyler Hamilton, who had grown up in New England and whose collegiate skiing career was ended by misadventure (crashing his mountain bike on a ski jump) leading to him switching to cycling full time - would keep up its position as a central city for the sport. Then we had
Phil Zajicek, an unapologetic pantomime villain of a doper who won a number of events in North America profiting from some rather lax testing at many events as he was well-known to be a doper for many years before his eventual suspension for life in 2011. Through the late 2000s and into the 2010s, the second generation of Boulder cyclists would begin, with Dale Stetina’s son Peter going on to be a prominent pro, and Davis and Connie Carpenter-Phinney’s son Taylor being one of the most highly-touted young riders America had produced in years, only for injuries to curtail his career early and prevent him ever achieving the heights that had been forecast for him. Perhaps more obviously though, there was Mara Abbott.
All these years later and I still don’t know how I feel about Mara. In many respects she was somebody I should have loved - a one-dimensional climber who only came into her own in specific races, the very kind of racer that the women’s calendar of the time did not offer enough to. However, there were more factors at play with Mara that meant that while she won two Giri, she never really achieved to the palmarès that she could have had, and some of it is her own fault and some of it isn’t. Mara bounced around teams a few times and only really settled on one for a while late in her career, when she stayed with Wiggle-High 5. But part of that was that she never truly committed to adapting to the European péloton, and would spend much of her time racing the North American calendar that she was, frankly, far too good for at that point in time in terms of development of the calendar, and then only parachute into Europe for set season targets. I think that she got homesick quite a lot and it is certainly no coincidence that the two times she won the Giro were times when she raced for a US national team rather than a trade team, and the trade team she struggled the most at was the one where English was not used as the primary means of communication. At the same time, this led to two issues; firstly a lot of resentment that she would never reciprocate the work for those riders who would be slaving away for her in the Giro - which would include riders like Elisa Longo Borghini who had more than earned the right to freedom of their own - because she would retreat back to her comfort zone in the US as soon as those races were done; and secondly that she never really improved weaknesses in her game, because she was so comfortably better than anybody else in the US domestic races that things like her abject descending never held her back the way it did in Europe. She also drew a lot of support from the more myopic “USA! USA!” type fans, possibly because of being more visible in the domestic races, in a way that people like Kristin Armstrong did but that Megan Guarnier and Evelyn Stevens, who would race at the top level all season long, never seemed to, which also factored into her perception as being an outsider in the elite women’s péloton.
However, Mara’s career was also beset by setbacks largely fuelled by her unhealthy relationship with food; eating disorder issues derailed her career several times and had a huge impact on her relationship with both the teams she was competing for, the teammates she was competing with, and her health as a whole. So while I
did resent the way that her jetting in for the races she would lead and her unwillingness to race anything that wasn’t for her and her alone, I also understood that this was probably the best way to get anything out of her at all because keeping her happy was a key part of keeping her healthy. She went out from the sport in pretty heartbreaking fashion too - being caught in the final kilometre of the Rio Olympic Road Race and finishing an inevitable 4th place because if there was ever a woman so bad at sprinting she could come third in a group sprint with Emma Pooley and Claudia Lichtenberg, Mara Abbott would be that woman.
More recently, the flag has been being flown for Boulder by the likes of Timmy Duggan, Eric Brunner and, most recently, up-and-coming former Pittsburgh Penguin turned Paris-Tours winner, Riley Sheehan (nod and wink at ManicJack). So let’s face it, with all this cycling heritage, Boulder was going to be an
essential stop-off and it had to be the finale. But I wasn’t going to have another crit or a short circuit like in the old days, the péloton is much stronger nowadays with much greater depth even in the national calendar, and races have to be harder to break things apart than they used to be. So instead we now have three laps of a difficult circuit which will hopefully result in some significant action given this is the last day so any time gaps need rectifying
now.
2012 Boulder stage
The only time in recent memory that has shown a tough stage in Boulder has been the 2012 stage, which you can see above. Large parts of that run-in are linked in to what we are using in my Boulder stage, but in reverse. My stage, by contrast, arrives in Boulder early and then has three laps of a long (circa 44km) loop to the west that steps into the foothills of the Rockies via a series of cat.2 climbs - three per lap, so nine in all.
Now, all of these summits feature with profiles on Pjamm, however none of them perfectly match up to the climbs as ascended here. Their
Profile of Pine Brook Hill takes the southern road to a secondary summit, then the northernmost of two potential routes to Linden Avenue, the final dead end part of the road. We take the same first part of the climb, but then we take the southernmost of the two roads, enabling us to descend the small section climbed in the Pjamm profile as this makes a sort of loop road around to a higher summit, similar to the Cime de la Bonette-Restefond addendum to the Col de la Bonette. The profile for my version of the climb - because it doesn’t ascend the full extent of the climb - is 3,4km averaging 9%. That’s also because I haven’t categorised that initial false flat, only from when it ramps up for the first time. They have two profiles for Lee Hill -
this one which starts down in to the town, so adds false flat to the profile of what we climb (which is essentially the last 5,4km of this profile) and
this one which starts in the right place but continues past the pass to a one-way summit. Finally, they have
this profile of Lickskillet but leave out all the gradual climbing beforehand, categorising only the extremely steep final 1600m which average 14%. And have an added bonus: they’re on sterrato.
Overall profile of the three climbs on the circuit
Ascents of Pine Brook Hill crest at 125, 81 and 37km from the finish. The riders will pass the summit of Lee Hill at 115, 72 and 28km from the line. And when they finally get some blessed relief from the uphills at Lickskillet, this comes at 105, 61 and 17km from home. The downhill is mostly gradual, but it is worth noting that the first part is also not fully sealed paving, so this could potentially be an issue, I’m hoping not. But I know we have some locals here who might be able to tell me that I’m a lunatic and this would never be possible. But then, they might also praise another Colorado native traceur for his proposed Spanish stages that included unpaved roads with stream fords and similar, because they are nice enough to let other people sit in the front seat of the car.
Damnit, nearly made it! Oh well. Anyway, the end is in North Boulder Park, because that’s traditional. The part of the descent after Bald Mountain Scenic Area is the same as served as the final climb of
the 2012 USAPCC stage here - around 8km or so in length at 6% or so - into the city centre before turning north to the park for the grand finale.
North Boulder Park, climactic finish
Hopefully I’ve done a proper tribute to the Coors Classic across my 11-day race; we have a criterium, a facsimile of the Tour of the Moon, a finish in North Boulder Park and of course the Morgul-Bismark Loop. We have finishes in traditional Colorado Cycling spots like Aspen and Estes Park, and we have an ITT in the Air Force Academy grounds at Colorado Springs as per the 1986 Worlds. We have had to update the high mountains to reflect modern cycling, however, hence Pikes Peak.
And I’ve even, despite my best intentions, had to mention people like Phil Zajicek and Jonathan Vaughters. Considering the limited outreach of these posts, I don’t half make myself suffer for them.