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It is a send up. I am facetious. You can put it back on me, and Poe's law, re: inability to convey satire. But I have been on record multiple multiple multiple times, that I think all at the head of the field are doping.wendybnt said:M Sport said:I think I have posted that I don't know what I am watching on my tv at the moment. None of it makes sense from a doping perspective or a clean perspective. But what I do think about the furore being generated towards Sky riders is that some of it is hypocritical as hell, and not without its own element of nationalistic bigotry. When I read this 'gordonstoun muscular christianity empire crew' stuff, it sounds like standard bitter Aussie anti-Brit sentiment. It isn't helpful, it is dishonest, and it is hypocritical, not least because of the obvious point that the obviously questionable Ritchie Porte is an aussie. (apologies if the originator of this meme isn't an aussie!)
I think Sky are cheating. But I think the people they are cheating are also cheats. In the time that Sky have been riding they have won two GTs. So has Nibali. Contador has won three.
We need a Kiwi winner![]()
I am not the culprit. I am not making it anything about nationalism.wendybnt said:Are you the culprit then?![]()
To be honest, I don't think that sort of stuff is helpful. It might seem funny, but it just serves to polarise, get people's backs up, push the discussion away from being meaningful and into the playground.
Like I said, there is alround hypocrisy going on here, and that is part of it. This is about money not nationality.
FroomehasneverdopedX said:so this guy is mutant one day, terrible for like 10 days then suddenly ET again..
wtf
SlickMongoose said:FroomehasneverdopedX said:so this guy is mutant one day, terrible for like 10 days then suddenly ET again..
wtf
Is inconsistency more suspicious than consistency? I'm not seeing it.
blackcat said:I am not the culprit. I am not making it anything about nationalism.wendybnt said:Are you the culprit then?![]()
To be honest, I don't think that sort of stuff is helpful. It might seem funny, but it just serves to polarise, get people's backs up, push the discussion away from being meaningful and into the playground.
Like I said, there is alround hypocrisy going on here, and that is part of it. This is about money not nationality.
We had this with Armstrong, we had this with Sky. They win, they justify some secret virtue, or marginal gains. But there is no secret or work ethic. The French are not lazy or less hungry. It is doping, simple.
But they made it about virtue. And I make a joke and satirise their virtue. How am I the person at fault for telling them the emperors clothes are a BS facade.
Armstrong said he was on his bike. Nike did the ad of Armstrong doing the climb in the snow, and retreating, and doing the climb in the snow again, because he "did not get it".
If you wish to believe what you are being sold, believe. I prefer to believe in the truth. It was never me making it about nationalism and jingoism. I was merely satirising those who needed to believe in Wiggins and Hoy and Froome, because they had some vicarious identity tied up in their heros winning and winning without sport drugs. I say their thinking is absurd. They are deluded. They are usually new to the sport.
Folks dont like to be confronted with the ugly truth.
There is no meaningful discussion to be made. People are arguing over Vayer's power to weight numbers, if Froome produces less than Gesink. This is so absurd.
Cos they are all doping. The sport does not want to indict the top GC riders, the top sprinters, the top timetriallers, they will not commit suicide of their sport. They are all at it, any different anti-doping regime, they just tweak their regimen, like in game theory.
I dont think JV runs a program. I am sure he does not. I dont even think he helps out his GC leaders. Quite a few on here do, Wiggo and Benotti for two. I think JV does provide the regime and internal testing, which can allow they individuals to do their own program. And he would know that Wiggins numbers in that Giro for Garmin, and the win for Ryder, were not without some manipulation for performance. The calibration problems for the technical instruments became a convenient response. Like for Millar and Van de Velde in 2007 or whenever the debut for the team was. They were target tested in the first week for funny physiology numbers. These are not all coincidences. But I dont believe they run a program. But I still dont believe in everything JV says, these technical instrument measurement errors are not correct. One or two p'raps. But all four? At inconvenient times, marrying with significant performances of their GC riders? do the statistical epidemiology of it, no chance it happening like that. Now, they could be dependent variables that do have nothing to do with PEDs but the blood numbers do coincide with good form. But this would not seem to place any stock in anti-doping science, and blood science, and what "funny blood numbers" look like. If they can be manipulated with such ease, then they would not be funny blood numbers where they need to do more targeted testing.
42x16ss said:... for the last paragraph, I've always felt that JV - at least early on - went for riders he believed were "self sufficient" - Vande Velde, Zabriskie, Danielson, Millar, Hesjedal etc. If a positive came up, he didn't want his fingerprints on it.
blackcat said:42x16ss said:... for the last paragraph, I've always felt that JV - at least early on - went for riders he believed were "self sufficient" - Vande Velde, Zabriskie, Danielson, Millar, Hesjedal etc. If a positive came up, he didn't want his fingerprints on it.
I always thought, the veterans knew how the game was played, and could comfortably microdose within thresholds. And not testing positive, and not tripping the tripwire for positives, they could justify to themselves.
two of the doping refrain "if it does not show up it is not doping" "recovery therapy (ergo, not doping)"... when recovery therapy is just a little hormone enhancement on the side to put it to natural levels.
Zabriskie did not get the results on Garmin, but those four others did. I reckon Zabriskie must have been affected by Landis' plight. They were best mates I think, and I dont think they were still best mates in the ensuing years, not for any ill-will or malice, just, $hit happens. and in cycling, alot of scatology happens, you can do your phd in scatology in the peloton.
But the others apart from Zabriskie, they had their best results on Garmin, Millar as a stage-hunter was successful like Jensie, tho a case could be made he was more successful when he was a pure chrono rider in the early 2000s. But everyone else had their best results, how did this happen?
42x16ss said:Well said. As for the last paragraph, I've always felt that JV - at least early on - went for riders he believed were "self sufficient" - Vande Velde, Zabriskie, Danielson, Millar, Hesjedal etc. If a positive came up, he didn't want his fingerprints on it.
thrawn said:How did it happen? Doping stopped being cool so they could compete clean![]()
CampbellFlakemore gotta be a character from a Chevy Chase film or a Will Ferrell character no? just on off chance does anyone know what the flavour of Australia is? placenta jerky? santorum? smegma?There were always so many Aussies at the races with BMC caps on. With them still having Rohan Dennis and Campbell Flakemore – who is from Tasmania like me – the team still does have a fairly Australian flavour.
Skippy p***blackcat said:LRP BMC
BMC LRP
#initialacronym
CampbellFlakemore gotta be a character from a Chevy Chase film or a Will Ferrell character no? just on off chance does anyone know what the flavour of Australia is? placenta jerky? santorum? smegma?There were always so many Aussies at the races with BMC caps on. With them still having Rohan Dennis and Campbell Flakemore – who is from Tasmania like me – the team still does have a fairly Australian flavour.
LRP ftw
bbq'd "shrimp" according to Paul Hogan, and I know he's not talking about Cadelblackcat said:LRP BMC
BMC LRP
#initialacronym
CampbellFlakemore gotta be a character from a Chevy Chase film or a Will Ferrell character no? just on off chance does anyone know what the flavour of Australia is? placenta jerky? santorum? smegma?There were always so many Aussies at the races with BMC caps on. With them still having Rohan Dennis and Campbell Flakemore – who is from Tasmania like me – the team still does have a fairly Australian flavour.
LRP ftw
being reunited with his former mentor Max "zero tolerancedwyatt said:Good to see richie still winning now he's with a clean team.
pastronef said:nice to see him strong and winning.
I wonder what was the % of members cheering for him and % for Henao in the last K
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The Australian public just get behind this race so much and really does feel like riding the Tour de France up this climb. It's an incredible feeling,” said Porte
I was asleep so was not cheering for anyone.pastronef said:nice to see him strong and winning.
I wonder what was the % of members cheering for him and % for Henao in the last K
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LaFlorecita said:I was asleep so was not cheering for anyone.pastronef said:nice to see him strong and winning.
I wonder what was the % of members cheering for him and % for Henao in the last K
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thehog said:pastronef said:nice to see him strong and winning.
I wonder what was the % of members cheering for him and % for Henao in the last K
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It's mandatory for any Pro when riding a p1ssy provincial race to compare the crowds to "just like the Tour de France", when clearly it's nothing like the Tour![]()
The Australian public just get behind this race so much and really does feel like riding the Tour de France up this climb. It's an incredible feeling,” said Porte
thehog said:pastronef said:nice to see him strong and winning.
I wonder what was the % of members cheering for him and % for Henao in the last K
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It's mandatory for any Pro when riding a p1ssy provincial race to compare the crowds to "just like the Tour de France", when clearly it's nothing like the Tour![]()
The Australian public just get behind this race so much and really does feel like riding the Tour de France up this climb. It's an incredible feeling,” said Porte
thehog said:pastronef said:nice to see him strong and winning.
I wonder what was the % of members cheering for him and % for Henao in the last K
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It's mandatory for any Pro when riding a p1ssy provincial race to compare the crowds to "just like the Tour de France", when clearly it's nothing like the Tour![]()
The Australian public just get behind this race so much and really does feel like riding the Tour de France up this climb. It's an incredible feeling,” said Porte
Tafi and Riis, two guys who would not even have been allowed to work with Porte under Sky's ZTP rules, which makes you wonderIn it, Porte reveals:
- he rode as an amateur in Italy for Andrea Tafi, yes the 1998 positive Tafi.
- even after the relevations, he still considers Tafi as a second father
- interesting quote about his amateur days racing- Tafi introduced Porte to Riis in 2009 who signed him up as a Pro - after Riis asked him if his haematocrit had always been 42.
- Riis tore Porte to pieces over his weight, which he managed to drop from 72kgs to 65kgs.
- Porte liked his first year, but didn't like his second year when Contador was popped and Porte was told what to say.
- Porte kept in touch with Julich when Julich went to Sky who sang the praises of Kerrison "The guy is an absolute genius" and Porte went to Sky.
- Interesting quote on Froome being questioned about doping at the TdF- revealed spat at four times during the tour, plus the syringe squirting into the face.
- next years target is the Giro d'Italia, then help Froome win the TdF
- thinks he is talented, but Froome is freakishly talented.
I quite like the article and reveals Porte not to be afraid to address questions. Especially:
- doesn't reject Tafi because of latest revelations
- thinks there is a massive amateur doping problem
- didn't like being told what to say at Saxo Tinkoff
- points the finger, or at least wants people to question, at ex champion non performers in this tour. Well that will be Schleck, Evans and to a lesser degree Contador.
All told, Porte doesn't strike me as someone who is going to keep his mouth shut and is not afraid to say a few controversial things.
5th National Championship, Road, ITT, Elite, Australia, Ballarat (AUS)
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1st Stage 3 Tour de Perth, Kalamunda (AUS)
1st General Classification Tour de Perth (AUS)
1st Stage 7 Tour of Tasmania, Penguin (AUS)
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Brullnux said:thehog said:It's mandatory for any Pro when riding a p1ssy provincial race to compare the crowds to "just like the Tour de France", when clearly it's nothing like the Tour![]()
The Australian public just get behind this race so much and really does feel like riding the Tour de France up this climb. It's an incredible feeling,” said Porte
I mean, he'll never win a Tour MTF so for him it's basically the closest he'll get, so I don't blame him for having imagination.