Case for Rolland doping:
1. He won
2. He's French and finished ahead of non-French riders
3. He rides on the same team as the infamous Tommy "Dope"ler
4. He's never won anything big before
5. Lance Armstrong called him a "rockstar"
6. His performance was "unbelievable"
7. He pulled in the valley before the climb
8. He dropped Contador
9. Europcar are a new team riding at the front of the TdF
10. He looks like crap when he's climbing (I'll credit that to zigmeister)
11. He reminds us of Ullrich (thanks No_Balls)
12. He has the 26th fastest time up the Alpe, rivaling the best times of the 1980's.
13. His has the face of a doper (thanks blackcat!)
14. You can spell "doper" by rearrange the letters in his name. (thanks torah, I mean hrotha!)
1. He won
2. He's French and finished ahead of non-French riders
3. He rides on the same team as the infamous Tommy "Dope"ler
4. He's never won anything big before
5. Lance Armstrong called him a "rockstar"
6. His performance was "unbelievable"
7. He pulled in the valley before the climb
8. He dropped Contador
9. Europcar are a new team riding at the front of the TdF
10. He looks like crap when he's climbing (I'll credit that to zigmeister)
11. He reminds us of Ullrich (thanks No_Balls)
12. He has the 26th fastest time up the Alpe, rivaling the best times of the 1980's.
13. His has the face of a doper (thanks blackcat!)
14. You can spell "doper" by rearrange the letters in his name. (thanks torah, I mean hrotha!)