Teams & Riders Sepp Kuss is the next Sepp Kuss thread

[ManicJack]

Judging by the video above; a route being passable isn't that big a concern for Kuss...

You have to understand the San Juan mountains where he grew up.

 

[Red Rick]

Deep down LS loves Sepp Kuss the traceur. Mainly because he's probably the only one in the peloton who gives a rats ass about stage designs outside of the long gone (from the peloton) Purito and actually has a deep understanding of how to design stages!

Have you ever seen LS post during a race with Sepp Kuss in it?

I haven't to my recollection

 

[FroomeWagon]

You have to understand the San Juan mountains where he grew up.

and that he focused on mountain biking both as a junior and in college.

 

[ManicJack]

and that he focused on mountain biking both as a junior and in college.

And is still damn good at it!

 

[staubsauger]

Have you ever seen LS post during a race with Sepp Kuss in it?

I haven't to my recollection

So Libertine Seguros officially is like Helga from Hey Arnold!?

 

[cen]

Full investigation into Sepp Kuss Slovenian origins (use google translate): https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/od-kod-se-je-pa-ta-kuss-vzel-iz-zvirc-v-suhi-krajini/683117

With full authority of the Slovenian cycing nation I proclaim Sepp Kuss essentially a Slovenian, meaning we now have won 4 Vueltas as a nation. Not bad.

 

[Potomac]

Full investigation into Sepp Kuss Slovenian origins (use google translate): https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/od-kod-se-je-pa-ta-kuss-vzel-iz-zvirc-v-suhi-krajini/683117

With full authority of the Slovenian cycing nation I proclaim Sepp Kuss essentially a Slovenian, meaning we now have won 4 Vueltas as a nation. Not bad.

Dude, you are risking the wrath of the Danes.

 

[RedheadDane]

Dude, you are risking the wrath of the Danes.

Why would we claim Kuss as being Danish?

 

[Potomac]

Why would we claim Kuss as being Danish?

Why wouldn't you?

And btw, do you have some system that alerts you every time somebody writes the word Dane?

 

[RedheadDane]

Why wouldn't you?

And btw, do you have some system that alerts you every time somebody writes the word Dane?

Because I don't go around stealing other countries' riders! I don't think there's any evidence that Kuss has any sort of Danish ancestry.

No, I don't have any such alert system. I'm just fast!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Because I don't go around stealing other countries' riders! I don't think there's any evidence that Kuss has any sort of Danish ancestry.

How about IKER GOMEZ LOPEZ DE GOIKOETXEA, JULEN ARRIOLABENGOA BEITIA and LUR ZUFIRIA ARANGUREN? All common Danish names.

I have an alert system set for the letter "s" btw.

 

[RedheadDane]

How about IKER GOMEZ LOPEZ DE GOIKOETXEA, JULEN ARRIOLABENGOA BEITIA and LUR ZUFIRIA ARANGUREN? All common Danish names.

I have an alert system set for the letter "s" btw.

You're basically an honourary Basque.

 

[AmRacer]

So Kuss will probably be Giro GC favourite 2024.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You're basically an honourary Basque.

I'm not sure you have the authority to grant me that honour though, and I'm not totally sure I'd deserve it either. I haven't spend two years on a Basque development team, for starters. And lur, de and julen are all Danish words.

 

[RedheadDane]

I'm not sure you have the authority to grant me that honour though, and I'm not totally sure I'd deserve it either. I haven't spend two years on a Basque development team, for starters. And lur, de and julen are all Danish words.

If having "de" in your name makes you Danish, there sure are a lot of Danes out there.

 

[RedheadDane]

Dunno if this was posted before, but I think this might be one of the weirder... "things"... any rider has ever been asked to sign:

 

[Mayomaniac]

Dunno if this was posted before, but I think this might be one of the weirder... "things"... any rider has ever been asked to sign:

Wtf, that's Just weird!

 

[Sciatic]

Wtf, that's Just weird!

Maybe he’s running for public office—the cliche used to be that politicians would go to various election-season community events (fairs, parades, football games) to shake hands and “kiss babies.” But now with COVID precautions they sign babies instead

 

[ManicJack]

Wtf, that's Just weird!

Sepp signing a baby's outfit or the dad wanting it signed? I'll go with the latter. 🤷

 

[SHAD0W93]

I wondered if he signed his nickname “Sepp Kuss” or his full name “Sepp Kuss from Durango”.

 

[Salvarani]

Thats his baby now.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Rumour has it that it was actually the Remco voodoo doll he used in order to win the Vuelta.

 

[Lequack]

Dunno if this was posted before, but I think this might be one of the weirder... "things"... any rider has ever been asked to sign:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbcZg-SbWdA

 

[Sciatic]

It’s gone beyond babies to signing adults too!

Never forget the feeling (of Sepp Kuss' Durango parade) - Escape Collective

Sepp Kuss came home.

escapecollective.com

 

[Lequack]

Those are some big crowds. And what's most important is that he's inspiring future generations