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Who is the closest to being a horse?

  • Pogacar

    Votes: 26 48.1%
  • Armstrong

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Landis

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Ricco

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Vingo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Roglic

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Remco

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • MVDP

    Votes: 5 9.3%
  • Ben Johnson

    Votes: 6 11.1%
  • Vino

    Votes: 5 9.3%

  • Total voters
    54
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I'm 53 years old and I have a resting heart rate of 43 bpm. I produce posts in between heart beats. Now if I raised my hematocrit up to around 60%, could I produce stage design to rival you two?

I just assume that anyone who posts regularly in the stage design thread is Portuguese.

No way that anyone can post such extreme levels of intricate detail whilst holding down a steady job, without the use of PED's.
 
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Our darling Primoz is to start the Vuelta. As many posters in the Roglic thread have said, Let's get this party started (obviously code for dropping enough acid to sprint to victory/spew out some toe curling posts).
A little advice: Don't have too many tabs open at once (acid tabs). It can lead to posting drivel in the wrong thread.
 
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The Roglic thread is to be renamed Gaye Bykers on Acid. They're already in a frenzy and the race hasn't even started. Then they do a few days in Gouda territory and I doubt even Roglic or Remco can have a mishap there. When does the Vuelta really kick off. Well it doesn't. A gt without a queen stage or even a decent stage. Maybe Yates can win. It's going to be great. There's at least 4 threads that are going to be hilarious.
One would expect Roglic to win because of a thing called science, but it's far from certain.
 
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If you took Tramadol and used it to close the gaps between the Quintana thread and the Remco and Roglič ones, could you then risk getting all your posts deleted?

Just asking for an enemy.
 
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I need Tramodol to read the RR threads. Literally crawl out of your own skin cringe material. Absolutely hilarious.
As long as you only do it once (or twice, kind of unclear on that at the moment) and you're not engaging in competitive posting, it'll only affect your post count. You should be fine.
 
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As long as you only do it once (or twice, kind of unclear on that at the moment) and you're not engaging in competitive posting, it'll only affect your post count. You should be fine.
Some of my best posts got disqualified during the Froome era. Like Froome, I've got a couple of warnings but no suspension. Cleanz but I can be right dirty.
 
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Nobody has posted in the Roglic thread for a while. Incredibly, it's only the 20th thread from the top in the PRR forum.

This feels like when Rasmussen disappeared at times during 2007. I predict that thread will soon be glowing big time.
 
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Very little hysteria thus far. Disappointing.

I fear that this thread might be having a similar initial impact to the bio passport, with certain risk taking forum members now minimising their glow time to avoid detection.

I suspect that we need Roglic and/or Remco to lose minutes at some point.
 
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Clearly roid rage going on in the Remco thread. "I hate to say I told you so, but I smugly told you so. Allow me to quote all the posts where you were wrong whereas of course I was right." This kind of aggression is without doubt from steroid abuse. A hashish level of denial is clouding the Roglic thread: "he still has a chance", but they're too stoned to really hammer it home. The vuelta has produced big time.
 

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