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[Mellow Velo]

I suggest that instead of laughing at peoples posts you take a more helpfull attitude.

try and build people up rather than laughing at them and get out a ride if you feel bad. Its what Lance would do, riding the cast of a sit-com is the funniest thing.

I know, I know. Lance is no laughing matter. If we make jokes about him, then it will be very hard to be a hater.
It is not right to be grinning and hating at the same time.
It could make lot of new posters even more confused, if they aren't confused already.

 

[Big GMaC]

 

[Anonymous]

Your name is RoadHouse, aka Roadkill.

Back on topic... will you 'still' believe when concrete evidence is made public from the Federal inquiry? Honestly, I am interested, what will it take...lets say hypothetically of course, for you to believe that Lance used PEDs? What would it take for you to recant your admiration for LA and his entourage for lying and winning 7 consec TdFs as a doper?

Please don't respond with ..."never because he never doped and your (incorrectly used instead of you're) a Lance Hater." Give us a list of what you need to turn a new leaf and believe in the purely unbelievable?

NW

Why do you guys insist on trying to change WonderLance? He is the last true believer. His mind is like a virgin who went into the convent at 18 and locked herself away never to experience anything but pure white simplicity. Here you guys are with your porno Lance information saying, "hey baby, ever do a DP? You'd like a DP...okay...calm down. No, I would never try to get you do do something you didn't want. Here, come on, trust me. I'll buy you some lunch and then maybe we can go do a photo shoot...you can keep your clothes on...hey, you ever try cocaine? No. Its no big deal, its just like drinking coffee or something...come on baby, you can trust me." WonderLance is PURE. His mind is unspoiled by the nastiness of all of this. Just leave him alone.

 

[Anonymous]

Why is a thread that starts out addressing other forum members as "circle jerkers" allowed to exist? I didn't read the OP, or the replies, but that was in the little pop-up preview.

If it is permissible behavior for a poster to do that, are we allowed to in turn suggest that they blank off and die?

Masturbation is perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Break the chains of love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv79hFjPEiI

Yea, it isn't like he said we were all a bunch of Alabama Hot Pockets or something. Roughing up the tadpole is perfectly normal and healthy even if it is done with others...and a pivot man.

 

[WonderLance]

Why do you guys insist on trying to change WonderLance? .

I think you have this all wrong.

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

 

[Vonn Brinkman]

Did you read the part where WonderLance told us all that he had his previous screan name from the adult entertainment industry?

His mind is like a virgin who went into the convent at 18 and locked herself away never to experience anything but pure white simplicity.

 

[Neworld]

I think you have this all wrong. .

Seriously WL, give us the list of what you would need to hear or see in order to believe that LA doped. A hypothetical list would be fine. This should be easy for you to generate.

A response will provide some insight into your perspective on this thread.

NW

 

[krebs303]

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

I think that is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

 

[ergmonkey]

Peace Out.

For some strange reason, I doubt it.

 

[ergmonkey]

I admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

No, that would be Tom Boonen.

Well, the beauty, truth, cocaine, and excellence parts, at least. Don't think Tommeke has to pay for sex, though.

 

[sublimit]

You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

No doubt the 28 hookers/ hooker 28 times gained a lot of pleasure.

 

[VeloGirl]

I think you have this all wrong.

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

Okay - that made me chuckle.

I can't believe this thread is on page #6. I couldn't believe it was on page #3 when I went to bed last night.

 

[HL2037]

No, that would be Tom Boonen.

Tom Boonen indeed snorts the cocaine of excellence. Also he crashes the yellow Lamborghini of anti cancer:

But I fear that we are drifting off topic again...

 

[Neworld]

Something a little off topic but still relevant to the post is what would have happened to LiveStrong if:

1. Lance just stayed retired?
2. Lance had just stayed in Australia and the USA to race at LA 2.0
3. Lance had given Landis a job anywhere, for any amount, even on a US based continental team.
4. Lance had returned but avoided the TdF but raced in Italy again?

I'm sure we could go on but its starting to look like an example of how greed can be self-destructive.

NW

 

[petesam]

I think you have this all wrong.

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

oh dear, cracking post

 

[LoveShack]

WL, this is the first time I've read your posts and I love this thread.
Your (Sorry, is it "you're"? lol ) Sig is also fantastic. Here is the 12 minute version of the "greatest clean cycling performance ever" with no music and all the commentary. One of my favorite video clips ever:

Lance Armstrong Sestrieres TDF 1999
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x66sm8_lance-armstrong-sestrieres-tdf-1999_sport

2:54
"This is a really tough test, because Lance Armstrong is not known as a major climber...."

 

[HL2037]

Something a little off topic but still relevant to the post is what would have happened to LiveStrong if:

1. Lance just stayed retired?
2. Lance had just stayed in Australia and the USA to race at LA 2.0
3. Lance had given Landis a job anywhere, for any amount, even on a US based continental team.
4. Lance had returned but avoided the TdF but raced in Italy again?

I'm sure we could go on but its starting to look like an example of how greed can be self-destructive.

NW

I think Lance has done cycling a big favor. Thanks to this case against him the UCI is now being publicly questioned. That was the best thing that could have happened to cycling.

 

[Anonymous]

I think you have this all wrong.

You are the one who is blind and connot see the truth in the world. You live sheltered in a monastry of your hate, and cannot admire beauty and truth while I snort the cocaine of excellence and bang the hooker of awesomeness.

Sir, I bow to your hooker.

 

[this_is_edie]

Sir, I bow to your hooker.

um some prefer the reverse





or so I hear.

 

[Anonymous]

No, that would be Tom Boonen.

Well, the beauty, truth, cocaine, and excellence parts, at least. Don't think Tommeke has to pay for sex, though.

I did cocaine once, for 6 years.

 

[Anonymous]

I think Landis has done cycling a big favor. Thanks to this case against him the UCI is now being publicly questioned. That was the best thing that could have happened to cycling.

There, fixed that for you.

 

[HL2037]

There, fixed that for you.

Of course, you're right!

But without Lance's comeback, maybe Floyd would not have spoken? Maybe deep inside Lance there is an unconscious wish to be exposed?

 

[Neworld]

Something a little off topic but still relevant to the post is what would have happened to LiveStrong if:

1. Lance just stayed retired?
2. Lance had just stayed in Australia and the USA to race at LA 2.0
3. Lance had given Landis a job anywhere, for any amount, even on a US based continental team.
4. Lance had returned but avoided the TdF but raced in Italy again?

I'm sure we could go on but its starting to look like an example of how greed can be self-destructive.

NW

If the Moderators think this should be moved or opened as a separate thread that's fine.
NW

 

[Anonymous]

Of course, you're right!

But without Lance's comeback, maybe Floyd would not have spoken? Maybe deep inside Lance there is an unconscious wish to be exposed?

Desiring exposure and being exposed are two different things...but, you are correct. Without Comeback 2.fail, it is unlikely things would now be as they are. I stand corrected.

 

[ultimobici]

Of course, you're right!

But without Lance's comeback, maybe Floyd would not have spoken? Maybe deep inside Lance there is an unconscious wish to be exposed?

It would appear that Landis's emails were sent after the federal authorities had started to investigate Rock Racing & Ball.