Lajeretta4Ever said:Hey WonderLance, your days are numbered because UltraLance is ready to make an appearance in this forum.
More Lance = More better
I personally welcome UltraLance.
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Lajeretta4Ever said:Hey WonderLance, your days are numbered because UltraLance is ready to make an appearance in this forum.
Page Mill Masochist said:You're (not your) hard-won reputation is sure to die with LA.
Page Mill Masochist said:I mean your, not you're.
Jaysus! These fanboys do screw you up.
WonderLance said:You always turn into the thing you hate.
WonderLance said:You always turn into the thing you hate.
WonderLance said:One nut makes you better.
WonderLance said:He had head issues dont make fun from him.
he road clean on postal.
Alpe d'Huez said:. If anyone's screen name really fits their personality, it's you.
WonderLance said:Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.
My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.
WonderLance said:Couldnt your energy be best spent on baking a cake, learning advanced PowerPoint or even riding your bike?
pedaling squares said:You can still do two of those things in jail.
WonderLance said:Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.
My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.
WonderLance said:Hey cyclingnews.com forum circle jerkers
Lance is still out there Living strong and doing good work for cycling like establishing what will certianly be the next Tdf in America. And raising millions to cure cancer.
Im still here, and the thousands others like me are still here supporting the next generation of clean cyclists such as Levi, horner and Evens.
So my question is what have your years of typing and conspiracy theories really achieved? the guy is still the best tdf ( only race that matters) rider that has ever lived, something that will never be taken away.
Couldnt your energy be best spent on baking a cake, learning advanced PowerPoint or even riding your bike?
Peace Out.
Lance.
WonderLance said:Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.
My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.
Hugh Januss said:You fcuker, I spit beer all over my monitor. I'll get you for this, Wonderpants.
Page Mill Masochist said:Wow. Public Strategies should really pay more than minimum wage.
WonderLance said:Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.
My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.
Mellow Velo said:Deep joy. I wuz feeling a bit low, so I booked in at the clinic and found WL was holding court.
Now, I have tears rolling down my face, but I'm grinning as I type.
Post of the month. CN should have it framed.
theswordsman said:Why is a thread that starts out addressing other forum members as "circle jerkers" allowed to exist? I didn't read the OP, or the replies, but that was in the little pop-up preview.
If it is permissible behavior for a poster to do that, are we allowed to in turn suggest that they blank off and die?
Hmmm, a messy subject, and off-topic. Let's stick to whatever it was we were discussing, shall we?HL2037 said:Masturbation is perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.