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WonderLance said:
One nut makes you better.

Did you volunteer to have one of yours removed or something?

Seriously, I admire you WL. Keep on posting. Your unbridled optimism and hedonistic view of cycling is rather refreshing for the Clinic, even if completely blinded by your love for all things LA. If anyone's screen name really fits their personality, it's you.
 
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Alpe d'Huez said:
. If anyone's screen name really fits their personality, it's you.

Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.

My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.
 
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WonderLance said:
Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.

My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.

Your name is RoadHouse, aka Roadkill.

Back on topic... will you 'still' believe when concrete evidence is made public from the Federal inquiry? Honestly, I am interested, what will it take...lets say hypothetically of course, for you to believe that Lance used PEDs? What would it take for you to recant your admiration for LA and his entourage for lying and winning 7 consec TdFs as a doper?

Please don't respond with ..."never because he never doped and your (incorrectly used instead of you're) a Lance Hater." Give us a list of what you need to turn a new leaf and believe in the purely unbelievable?

NW
 
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WonderLance owes his readers big time for the destruction caused by beer spray. I think he owes me the replacement cost of several keyboards and at least one LCD
 
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WonderLance said:
Hey cyclingnews.com forum circle jerkers

Lance is still out there Living strong and doing good work for cycling like establishing what will certianly be the next Tdf in America. And raising millions to cure cancer.

Im still here, and the thousands others like me are still here supporting the next generation of clean cyclists such as Levi, horner and Evens.

So my question is what have your years of typing and conspiracy theories really achieved? the guy is still the best tdf ( only race that matters) rider that has ever lived, something that will never be taken away.

Couldnt your energy be best spent on baking a cake, learning advanced PowerPoint or even riding your bike?

Peace Out.

Lance.

Cool story bro.
 
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WonderLance said:
Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.

My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.

Hugh Januss said:
You fcuker, I spit beer all over my monitor. I'll get you for this, Wonderpants.

I was under the assumption in WL's gay porn movies he was the one the being ****ed.
 
Page Mill Masochist said:
Wow. Public Strategies should really pay more than minimum wage.

Heh heh he got you good. WonderLance is our second-best high quality troll - Polish has had quite the run at number one, the dude has mad skills. Unlike that sad hack BPC, these guys will make you laugh on a regular basis once you figure out that's what they want you to do. WonderLance is pretty Pro.
 
WonderLance said:
Thankyou. You are ok for a hater,lance might not sue you for quite as much money.

My screan name is from my past job in the adult entertainment industry.

Deep joy. I wuz feeling a bit low, so I booked in at the clinic and found WL was holding court.
Now, I have tears rolling down my face, but I'm grinning as I type.
Post of the month. CN should have it framed.:)
 
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Mellow Velo said:
Deep joy. I wuz feeling a bit low, so I booked in at the clinic and found WL was holding court.
Now, I have tears rolling down my face, but I'm grinning as I type.
Post of the month. CN should have it framed.:)

I suggest that instead of laughing at peoples posts you take a more helpfull attitude.

try and build people up rather than laughing at them and get out a ride if you feel bad. Its what Lance would do, riding the cast of a sit-com is the funniest thing.
 
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Why is a thread that starts out addressing other forum members as "circle jerkers" allowed to exist? I didn't read the OP, or the replies, but that was in the little pop-up preview.

If it is permissible behavior for a poster to do that, are we allowed to in turn suggest that they blank off and die?
 
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theswordsman said:
Why is a thread that starts out addressing other forum members as "circle jerkers" allowed to exist? I didn't read the OP, or the replies, but that was in the little pop-up preview.

If it is permissible behavior for a poster to do that, are we allowed to in turn suggest that they blank off and die?

Masturbation is perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Break the chains of love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv79hFjPEiI
 
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My grandma has cancer, and the first guy who sold me a road bike has cancer as well. I think I really do love it though. I think BroDeal had cancer, and he loves it more then most.