Team Visma LAB

[Peyroteo94]

A new version of Mapei

 

[Andon]

 

[Devil's Elbow]

Gewiss, Mapei, US Postal, Sky, even W52... You name it, all of them pale in comparison to this degree of blatancy.

 

[Rechtschreibfehler]

Here I was thinking maybe the Vuelta wouldn't be total insanity. But hey, at least we are getting a spectacular show I guess.

 

[pastronef]

this is BEYOND anything Sky ever did

 

[proffate]

They even roofied our boy Remco 😔

 

[saganftw]

To be fair, that's just a reflection of the poor quality of this year's Tour of Britain Vuelta, from the route to the field where there's a shockingly poor sprint climbing field considering the number of sprint mountain stages. When every stage goes to a sprint mountain top finish and you have the best sprinter climbers in the field, it's a recipe for this kind of domination and not even in the top 10 most suspicious things Jumbo-Visma have done this year.

 

[nightowl]

Clearly the Hessmann stuff hasn’t scared them…

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

Holy f**king sh!t, is all I have to say.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

this is BEYOND anything Sky ever did

Nobody cares about sky right now man. Who cares for comparisons, sky doped and jumbo dopes. Embarrassing for our sport today, just as things have often been in the past

 

[markene2]

sport is clean now people, no positive tests, belivvveeeeeeee!

(obviously they got uci protection, just like sky and postal had. and superior engines/magnetic wheels)

 

[hrotha]

OK let's brainstorm, there's obviously NL Postal but that's so close to the actual name of the Dutch postal service (PostNL) that I feel there must be a better way to combine the two

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

this is BEYOND anything Sky ever did

...I mean, at least they aren't out there, taking the p!ss every single day, telling us how taping up the stem bolts is responsible for a donkey becoming a multiple Tour winner...

 

[markene2]

...I mean, at least they aren't out there, taking the p!ss every single day, telling us how taping up there stem bolts is responsible for a donkey becoming a multiple Tour winner...

short haircuts for more aerodynamic gains and 2w more on mountains, shaving arm hair for more watts. its all scientific baby

 

[Peyroteo94]

Who can support this team? Doing this sh## show? This is a very dark day to cycling

 

[hrotha]

this is BEYOND anything Sky ever did

Look, you're not wrong but UGGGGGHHHHH shut up

 

[46&twoWheels]

today I had to log in after a month just to check discussion here lol

 

[armchairclimber]

To be fair, that's just a reflection of the poor quality of this year's Tour of Britain Vuelta, from the route to the field where there's a shockingly poor sprint climbing field considering the number of sprint mountain stages. When every stage goes to a sprint mountain top finish and you have the best sprinter climbers in the field, it's a recipe for this kind of domination and not even in the top 10 most suspicious things Jumbo-Visma have done this year.

Don't bogart that joint my friend. I want some.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

To be fair, that's just a reflection of the poor quality of this year's Tour of Britain Vuelta, from the route to the field where there's a shockingly poor sprint climbing field considering the number of sprint mountain stages. When every stage goes to a sprint mountain top finish and you have the best sprinter climbers in the field, it's a recipe for this kind of domination and not even in the top 10 most suspicious things Jumbo-Visma have done this year.

While funny, don't try to pretend that Olav Kooij winning a few consecutive sprints in a row is anything like as stoopid as today's re-enactment of LA-MSS at their silliest.

 

[noob]

https://giphy.com/clips/eternalfamilytv-eternal-family-tv-99ers-KBb4sgo4ekdlPdQtSl

(I'm a Christian so this ain't blasphemy. Just needed something to respond to my emotions)

 

[proffate]

this is BEYOND anything Sky ever did

I'm just confused what happened to the magic of marginal gaind. Why taping the transponder behind the fork blade didn't propel them to victory like Chris Froome's pre race enemas.

 

[saganftw]

While funny, don't try to pretend that Olav Kooij winning a few consecutive sprints in a row is anything like as stoopid as today's re-enactment of LA-MSS at their silliest.

its just a meme, i thought it was funny how it fits, nothing personal

 

[Ilmaestro99]

its just a meme, i thought it was funny how it fits, nothing personal

I think Libertin seguros would agree but also can't help but make a reference to an obscure Portuguese team nobody knows at every opportunity

 

[Aimar16]

this is BEYOND anything Sky ever did

Sky dominated the GTs with a track rider, a classic specialist and especially with the guy who was disqualified for cheating/holding the car uphill

 

[proffate]

In all fairness they barely beat ayuso and co, after mas and ayuso and cian rode against each other the whole way up the climb giving Kuss and Rog an armchair ride to the top.