The Chamber of Lies

[RedheadDane]

What happened to Rohan Dennis, though?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

What happened to Rohan Dennis, though?

Rumour has it, that he accidentally went into sleep mode instead of ITT mode. The mechanics will update his software after the stage.

 

[MTV]

Commentators on ES really hate Ineos. Why?

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Commentators on ES really hate Ineos. Why?

Probably because they don't win very much.

Looking forward to seeing the Dirty Carbon Classic Race in De Panne tommorrow. Probably named that after the way the bikes end up at the finish.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Commentators on ES really hate Ineos. Why?

Carlton Kirby is angry, because he wasn't offered the position of head bus driver for the team.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Probably because they don't win very much.

Looking forward to seeing the Dirty Carbon Classic Race in De Panne tommorrow. Probably named that after the way the bikes end up at the finish.

The weird thing about it is it has One-Day Classic in its name, but it's a stage race.

 

[Bonimenier]

S. Bennett on his way to win 2 races today.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

It's quite understandable that Sebastián Mora wants to stay away as long as possible now that all bikes have been equipped with petrol engines for the Dirty Carbon Classic. Otherwise he would soon be looking like an actual blackberry.

 

[Publiuszam]

The weird thing about it is it has One-Day Classic in its name, but it's a stage race.

Are the winners given a bottle of oxyclean disinfectant to clean their bikes?

 

[Publiuszam]

Some race names are becoming ridiculous..healthy ageing, oxyclean..but it is good that there is sponsorship..as long as we don't have playboy Roubaix or pornhub strade

 

[RedheadDane]

Some race names are becoming ridiculous..healthy ageing, oxyclean..but it is good that there is sponsorship..as long as we don't have playboy Roubaix or pornhub strade

What are you doing, posting the names of real races in this thread?

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Some race names are becoming ridiculous..healthy ageing, oxyclean..but it is good that there is sponsorship..as long as we don't have playboy Roubaix or pornhub strade

 

[Samu Cuenca]

What are you doing, posting the names of real races in this thread?

You mean fake races, right?

P-R already has sponsorship agreements. It's called the Carrefour de l'Arbre.

 

[Publiuszam]

Reminds me of Cipo with a picture of Pamela Anderson on his bike. And the answers he gave as to why he did it were original.

 

[johnymax]

Has Chris Harper done anything worth mentioning today? I didn't watch Due giorni italiani, Coppi e Bartali.

 

[BlueRoads]

Personally, I'm not a fan of the Pampers Giro Ciclistico. But I think it was a good idea that the former Tour de France became the BurgerKingTour of France, especially the BKoM-jersey with the fitting cheeseburger helmet is a good change from that ridiculously dotted jersey of all those years. The ChupaChupsTour Poitou-Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine sounds a bit awkward at first hearing, but you get used to it soon.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

And who can forget the other cheese race, The Président Tour of Turkey?

I was however not a big fan of the name change of the Alpe to Aldi'ez. Passo Motorola made more sense.

 

[Anderis]

I've just saw Catalunya's results. Damn, it's scary to think how good Valverde will be when he reaches his peak years!

 

[Publiuszam]

I've just saw Catalunya's results. Damn, it's scary to think how good Valverde will be when he reaches his peak years!

Yea..the kids got a bright future..he should always concentrate on eyetalian races, I think it would suit him well, I know for a fact that the eyetalian authorities love him, they will always welcome with open arms to cater to all his needs and to keep him hassle free so that he can concentrate on the races he enters , I reckon.

 

[ice&fire]

I've just saw Catalunya's results. Damn, it's scary to think how good Valverde will be when he reaches his peak years!

It puts Movistar getting rid of Quintana, Landa and Carapaz into a different perspective.

 

[Publiuszam]

Van ert will win E3 bum bank classic.
I don't know why a bank in Nalchik, Russia suddenly wants to sponsor a cycling race in Flanders but it is good for cycling.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Van ert will win E3 bum bank classic.
I don't know why a bank in Nalchik, Russia suddenly wants to sponsor a cycling race in Flanders but it is good for cycling.

I thought it was the Bum Bag Classic. Everyone carries their food, drink and spare tubes in a little bag around the waist

 

[Publiuszam]

I thought it was the Bum Bag Classic. Everyone carries their food, drink and spare tubes in a little bag around the waist

Oh well..in that case the ol blighty cyclocross rider Thomas Pidock will win

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I don't think Pidcock has the right set of skills now that the race has been renamed to E3 Classical Saxophone.

 

[Publiuszam]

I don't think Pidcock has the right set of skills now that the race has been renamed to E3 Saxophone Classic.

Jake Clemons will win then with Bruce Springsteen and Little Steven as Ds's. The E Street cycling team.