If the 2007 test data was par for the course for Froome, you'd imagine a conversation between Leinders and Brailsford at the start of the 2011 season going something like this:
"Did you get the lab results, Dave?"
"Yep. They're all here."
"Ah yes. Eddy's doing well as usual. Wiggins still at 0% body fat, I see."
"Yep. Very much the same as last season."
"Quite a few decen... JESUS CHRIST!"
"What?"
"Have you seen this?!?"
"Oh, ha ha. Yes, that's just Chris."
"What do you mean 'That's just Chris'?!?"
"Every year he goes into the lab and almost blows out the equipment. Just one of those things, I suppose."
"This is Chris Froome, right? The one who who was getting hauled by motorbikes?"
"That's the one, yes."
"And why isn't he... you know... winning things?"
"No idea."
"Have you checked his riding position?"
"Yes. It's terrible."
"Hmm... what about his weight?"
"He's pushing on 20% body fat."
"And his blood work?"
"Full of worms."
"Have you sent him to a wind tunnel at least? Maybe he could still win a few time trials?"
"Nah."
"Damn it, Dave. We've tried everything!"
"Did you get the lab results, Dave?"
"Yep. They're all here."
"Ah yes. Eddy's doing well as usual. Wiggins still at 0% body fat, I see."
"Yep. Very much the same as last season."
"Quite a few decen... JESUS CHRIST!"
"What?"
"Have you seen this?!?"
"Oh, ha ha. Yes, that's just Chris."
"What do you mean 'That's just Chris'?!?"
"Every year he goes into the lab and almost blows out the equipment. Just one of those things, I suppose."
"This is Chris Froome, right? The one who who was getting hauled by motorbikes?"
"That's the one, yes."
"And why isn't he... you know... winning things?"
"No idea."
"Have you checked his riding position?"
"Yes. It's terrible."
"Hmm... what about his weight?"
"He's pushing on 20% body fat."
"And his blood work?"
"Full of worms."
"Have you sent him to a wind tunnel at least? Maybe he could still win a few time trials?"
"Nah."
"Damn it, Dave. We've tried everything!"