The Lance Armstrong Apology Tour

[No Quarterpounder]

If I were Landis, I'd be having a *lot* of fun with this one. Accept Lance's apology and turn the reconciliation thing on hyperdrive. Drop by Lance's place unanounced during dinner. Compliment Lance on his clothes and then ask to borrow them. Ask for help moving something big like a piano or a washer/dryer. Ask Lance to try and help a friend's cousin get a job at Herman's law firm.

But continue full tilt with the Qui Tam...

And then sit back and watch as Lance's head pops like a balloon.

John Swanson

Hehe! This! I say JohnSwansonIsCool

 

[mewmewmew13]

hahahahaha

This whole thread...priceless

 

[Race Radio]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sport...3c23dc-5e7b-11e2-8acb-ab5cb77e95c8_story.html

Lance apologizes to Livestrong staff

 

[thehog]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sport...3c23dc-5e7b-11e2-8acb-ab5cb77e95c8_story.html

Lance apologizes to Livestrong staff

500 apologies.

Lance is apologising to everyone!

I want one!

 

[Race Radio]

Trolls....er, interns, being laid off as we speak!

 

[mewmewmew13]

500 apologies.

Lance is apologising to everyone!

I want one!

500 500 500....
but they don't have any evidence....

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?list=U...UUgd7-viMX_aFzCG0V14AmZw&index=4&feature=plcp

 

[thehog]

Trolls....er, interns, being laid off as we speak!

One job that should be left off any resume...

 

[86TDFWinner]

500 500 500....
but they don't have any evidence....

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?list=U...UUgd7-viMX_aFzCG0V14AmZw&index=4&feature=plcp

LOL, well that's because he "never tested positive, after 500 tests, he rests his case". It's all been a "witch hunt"......

 

[Race Radio]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-01-14-14-12-11

A person with knowledge of the situation says Lance Armstrong has apologized to the staff at his Livestrong cancer foundation. He did so before heading to an interview with Oprah Winfrey.

The person spoke on condition of anonymity to The Associated Press because the discussion was private.

Armstrong addressed the staff Monday and said, "I'm sorry." The person said the disgraced cyclist choked up and several employees cried during the session.

The person also said Armstrong apologized for letting the staff down and putting Livestrong at risk but he did not make a direct confession to the group about using banned drugs. He said he would try to restore the foundation's reputation.

Armstrong urged the group to continue fighting for the charity's mission of helping cancer patients and their families. After the meeting, Armstrong, his legal team and close advisers gathered at a downtown Austin hotel for the interview.

 

[formerlyfastfreddyp]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sport...3c23dc-5e7b-11e2-8acb-ab5cb77e95c8_story.html

Lance apologizes to Livestrong staff

Man, after all Lance has done to so many people I've got to admit that it takes BALLS to apologize now. Sadly, Lance doesn't have balls.

Lance: "I'm sorry Floyd for putting your life in the sh!tter. I had no idea what it was like until my world and my money went down the toilet. Please accept my apology for not getting you a job. It's all my fault. I mean it, bro, I really miss our friendship, especially now that I'm going broke and people don't worship me anymore."

Floyd: "Lance, you ignorant fcuk. You are one effing nut. Pretty soon you'll be nutless. I'm still going to castrate you. Eff-off."

 

[86TDFWinner]

One job that should be left off any resume...

LOL, this.

 

[Eyeballs Out]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sport...3c23dc-5e7b-11e2-8acb-ab5cb77e95c8_story.html

Lance apologizes to Livestrong staff

Presumably apologizing for getting caught

 

[86TDFWinner]

Man, after all Lance has done to so many people I've got to admit that it takes BALLS to apologize now. Sadly, Lance doesn't have balls.

Lance: "I'm sorry Floyd for putting your life in the sh!tter. I had no idea what it was like until my world and my money went down the toilet. Please accept my apology for not getting you a job. It's all my fault. I mean it, bro, I really miss our friendship, especially now that I'm going broke and people don't worship me anymore."

Floyd: "Lance, you ignorant fcuk. You are one effing nut. Pretty soon you'll be nutless. I'm still going to castrate you. Eff-off."

Nice! I agree.

 

[formerlyfastfreddyp]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-01-14-14-12-11

Whoa, I thought the interview was going to be at Lancy's pad. What gives? Bank-owned now???

 

[airstream]

no it's unhealthy to compare lance to contador and wiggins.

What you mean?

 

[mewmewmew13]

What you mean?

You're in the wrong thread airstream...

 

[pmcg76]

What you mean?

Its simple, guys who dope to cheat are dopers. Guys who dope to cheat but also bully, harass and threaten innocent people, report rivals for doping, try to bribe governing bodies and use a disease that affects millions around the world to try and cover their tracks are on a much worse level than the mere dopers like Contador or Wiggins(Unproven doping).

 

[silverrocket]

Man, after all Lance has done to so many people I've got to admit that it takes BALLS to apologize now. Sadly, Lance doesn't have balls.

I disagree. He's apologizing only because he has no real choice but damage control. The fact that all of these reports of apologies and pseudo-contrition keep getting "leaked" to the media strongly suggests the most important part of these apologies is making sure the media knows about it.

It is the equivalent of all of those "leaked" sex tapes, and in many ways is no less dirty.

This is just a continuation of the media/public manipulation he's done for the last 14-15 years.

 

[skippy]

CNN , "quest means Bus " show reports " Lance apologies to Livestrong staff "!

Look up and see how many are jumping out of the windows !

 

[frenchfry]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-01-14-14-12-11

Yet another anonymous leak, this is becoming a trend.

This is the key phrase:

After the meeting, Armstrong, his legal team and close advisers gathered at a downtown Austin hotel for the interview.

The whole thing is calculated and staged. They are probably evaluating his Livestrong "choking up" performance before the Oprah charade.

 

[mewmewmew13]

Yet another anonymous leak, this is becoming a trend.

This is the key phrase:



The whole thing is calculated and staged. They are probably evaluating his Livestrong "choking up" performance before the Oprah charade.

So true!

Hotel??

Anna must have kicked them all out of the house

 

[86TDFWinner]

I disagree. He's apologizing only because he has no real choice but damage control. The fact that all of these reports of apologies and pseudo-contrition keep getting "leaked" to the media strongly suggests the most important part of these apologies is making sure the media knows about it.

It is the equivalent of all of those "leaked" sex tapes, and in many ways is no less dirty.

This is just a continuation of the media/public manipulation he's done for the last 14-15 years.

Pretty spot on here. He's only doing this to benefit HIMSELF, nothing more.

 

[thehog]

So true!

Hotel??

Anna must have kicked them all out of the house

Kik must have rolled around and started throwing expensive art work at Anna.

The entourage thought best to check-in to the Yellow Rose Inn until things cooled down.

 

[hrotha]

I agree this is all staged, and it'll take much more than this to convince anyone who knows how Armstrong thinks that his apologies are sincere. Full cooperation with anti-doping authorities would be a start.

 

[Boeing]

Is it fair to suggest that the fact he had cancer is irrelevant at this point?