The Mou is the One and Only Phropet Thread

[Moose McKnuckles]

Imagine being a grown man and referring to a professional cyclist as a rat.

I'll do you one better. Imagine being a grown man and chasing a fellow pro cyclist in the peloton down and making the zipped lips sign at him. Then imagine other grown adults applauding that stuff.
Early 2000's pro cycling was wild.

 

[solo80k]

One of his most recent tweets said that UAE will easily win the Giro if they keep five guys together at the top of Finestre.

Make of that what you will

But they won't have 5 guys, no way. IDT should be happy if Majka and Yates are with him after Finestre.

Ayuso and Mc.Nuggets won't be there for sure.

 

[pelotonIQ]

I researched jack all about it. I'm just saying that if he were to go to another team, Movistar would be a very obvious move. Therefor not much of a prediction.

I know, blaphsemy.

You're missing the key detail from mou's post which states that everything has been agreed upon with Movistar and Ayuso.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

At which point does it turn into cyber bullying or harassment?

 

[pelotonIQ]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1928894899601960976

View: https://x.com/mou55981652/status/1928894899601960976

 

[pelotonIQ]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1928835311162798515

View: https://x.com/mou55981652/status/1928835311162798515

 

[Red Rick]

One of his most recent tweets said that UAE will easily win the Giro if they keep five guys together at the top of Finestre.

Make of that what you will

Please tell me there is photographic evidence of this

 

[Tim Cahill]

Please tell me there is photographic evidence of this

I haven't checked up on old Mou for a while but this one sounded too good not to dig out. The poor chap seems to be having some sort of breakdown over this whole Ayuso business?

Fwiw UAE's 5th guy finished a mere 27 minutes behind, the gap might've been a bit too difficult to bring things back at that point.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1927802851343884705

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I haven't checked up on old Mou for a while but this one sounded too good not to dig out. The poor chap seems to be having some sort of breakdown over this whole Ayuso business?

Fwiw UAE's 5th guy finished a mere 27 minutes behind, the gap might've been a bit too difficult to bring things back at that point.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1927802851343884705

Clearly young Isaac got confused and thought it was Yates who was supposed to get a 1:30 advantage. Then since Ayuso didn't participate the gap just kept growing.

 

[Red Rick]

Clearly young Isaac got confused and thought it was Yates who was supposed to get a 1:30 advantage. Then since Ayuso didn't participate the gap just kept growing.

It's even funnier when you realise this included relying on Simon Yates' twin brother to pull him back.

This if Finestre. Not Rome, which is founded on fratricide.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

I haven't checked up on old Mou for a while but this one sounded too good not to dig out. The poor chap seems to be having some sort of breakdown over this whole Ayuso business?

Fwiw UAE's 5th guy finished a mere 27 minutes behind, the gap might've been a bit too difficult to bring things back at that point.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1927802851343884705

Yeah, I don‘t know how you can even think this is a thing that could work, Mou can‘t have watched a lot of cycling. But he did say Ayuso has to participate.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

It's even funnier when you realise this included relying on Simon Yates' twin brother to pull him back.

This if Finestre. Not Rome, which is founded on fratricide.

But to be fair, UAE did eventually cut the gap from about 6 minutes to 5 like it was a joke, so mou did get something right.

 

[pelotonIQ]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1929985200857198712

View: https://x.com/mou55981652/status/1929985200857198712

 

[QueenStagiaire]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1929985200857198712

View: https://x.com/mou55981652/status/1929985200857198712

Omg he broke his PB like every cyclist all the time these days, omg

 

[Berniece]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1929985200857198712

View: https://x.com/mou55981652/status/1929985200857198712

Fact he thinks Simon Yates has the same role as Almeida tells me he barely knows anything about cycling. Where Almeida is probably the last rider for Pogacar, S. Yates is the third last rider, behind Jorgenson and Kuss.

 

[carolina]

inb4 Almeida wins Le Tour and Poga has to leave UAE to have a chance at leading a GT.

 

[Peyroteo94]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1929985200857198712

View: https://x.com/mou55981652/status/1929985200857198712

Yes! I hope you are not trolling Mou!

 

[Peyroteo94]

inb4 Almeida wins Le Tour and Poga has to leave UAE to have a chance at leading a GT.

Pogacar and Vingegaard looking to each other and Almeida sneaks away! Give me that!

 

[Cookster15]

Yates is the third last rider, behind Jorgenson and Kuss.

I like Jorgenson but I have trouble imagining him doing what Simon Yates did on Finestre. Sepp Kuss isn’t capable of that performance either plus he’s been invisible since that 2023 Vuelta.

 

[pelotonIQ]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1930016588125876492

View: https://x.com/mou55981652/status/1930016588125876492

 

[Tim Cahill]

Yes! I hope you are not trolling Mou!

 

[Peyroteo94]

This time depends on how hard was his training before this climb. If he was really fresh, it isn't close to what aliens can do.

 

[Froome]

This time depends on how hard was his training before this climb. If he was really fresh, it isn't close to what aliens can do.

It is not even close to what he did last year in Suisse.

 

[Gigs_98]

It’s fun only some of us know who you’re mocking

Truly only very high IQ people could decipher these very obscure references