The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[Bike Rider1]

Yeah really, I managed to sit out one complete cycle. If I can do it anybody can. Don't make me bust out the list again.

You do remember what happened when the mods once compromised and told them all to put me on ignore? I don't troll and there was no counter scene, so there was no banning. I stayed here for a couple of weeks until the trolls couldn't stand it any longer and decided to ruin all the threads I was involved in so the mods had to act. Imagine the horror from RR in particular to see someone pointing out little things like, if anything Armstrong blood doped for more of his career than used EPO so his success could not be explained by a special reaction to one drug. It was intolerable to see the site being used to correct smears.

That's why they will never ignore me if the mods don't immediately ban me.

 

[Hugh Januss]

<Crickets>

Ah, see how nice that is.

 

[Polish]

Deep and rythmic belly breathing is extremely hard to do while pedaling at a high cadence. Yet another talent or gift that distinquishes Lance from the other Top Pros.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5H_Qrcmxdg

 

[Bike Rider1]

Actually the mods never asked me to change it. Most people do not even know who Eva is.

I changed it for a couple of reason. Many people thought I was a woman and would PM me various weird questions. In retrospect I think some of those came from our resident herpes who in addition to having a chemical imbalance also may have some relationship issues.

The other reason I changed it is because I thought it was a bit over the top. While it may be funny to occasionally poke fun The Hog's "Dancer" wife to do so subliminally in every post eventually lost it's comedy. Unlike some here my interest in the sport goes far beyond one rider and one DS so I changed without a request from anyone. When I changed it I announced it to the forum so there would be no rational accusation of sockpuppeting.

He uses Bruyneel's wife name as his username. Tells you all you need to know about this guy.

Actually you did use that name again on one thread. Given that you constantly accused me of having sock puppets, I pointed out that this was a sock puppet of RR. I was immediately banned.

I came back on and complained to Alpe at this treatment. These were in the days when Alpe was still cool. He said he would speak to RR and tell you not to use it again. I said I think he knows so you don't need to bother. Those were the days when I was a bit more laid back and willing to give people a break I suppose. Funny how you lose that after 20 odd unfair bannings....

 

[Race Radio]

And then the Martians implanted this thing in my head and the voices have been getting louder ever since

Disclaimer:Not actual quote

 

[BroDeal]

Deep and rythmic belly breathing is extremely hard to do while pedaling at a high cadence. Yet another talent or gift that distinquishes Lance from the other Top Pros.

Here Armstrong practices belly breathing in a coffee shop. It is extremely important to breathe right in order to drink a cafe latte. I think the woman in yellow is staring at his gut and hoping he does not bogart her french fries.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Actually the mods never asked me to change it. Most people do not even know who Eva is.

I changed it for a couple of reason. Many people thought I was a woman and would PM me various weird questions. In retrospect I think some of those came from our resident herpes who in addition to having a chemical imbalance also may have some relationship issues.

The other reason I changed it is because I thought it was a bit over the top. While it may be funny to occasionally poke fun The Hog's "Dancer" wife to do so subliminally in every post eventually lost it's comedy. Unlike some here my interest in the sport goes far beyond one rider and one DS so I changed without a request from anyone. When I changed it I announced it to the forum so there would be no rational accusation of sockpuppeting.

Well I for one thought it was a pretty funny user name, maybe just cause I never fell for it and sent you any of those weird PMs.

 

[BikeCentric]

BPC is off its meds again; please all try to ignore it or at least don't quote it.

 

[BroDeal]

On a non-troll, non-nutjob related note, has anyone checked out Wikipedia's Armstrong entry and seen that it definitely promotes the myth. The weights that are listed have been selectively chosen to make it appear like he lost weight later in his career. There are lots of other examples. For example, it says that the conviction of Dr. Ferrari was thrown out because it was baseless instead of because the limititation period had expired.

 

[Bike Rider1]

New specially selected mod Bala Verde has a sense of humour.

Dear Bike Rider1,

You have received an infraction at CyclingNews Forum.

Reason: Doping violation
-------
using multiple usernames is not allowed
-------

This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?p=170609

Quote:
This is the same guy that kept his shape after he retired when he did not have to. The idea that he would allow himself to get fat after a year of being back is absurd.

Do you realise how much dope body builders use? It's about 500 times of anything the most doped up cyclist would use. There has never been a case of a cyclist getting an abnormal gut through doping. Not one.

It's fun but nevertheless absurd.
All the best,
CyclingNews Forum

 

[Hugh Januss]

BPC is off its meds again; please all try to ignore it or at least don't quote it.

I think it's gone again. That makes two cycles where I have been able to resist the strong urge to respond to his drivel........baby steps.

Edit: Uh oh, spoke too soon.

 

[Bike Rider1]

It probably would be more sensible to delete both sides of an exchange. We wouldn't want someone thinking I was unable to answer a question or point out that BroDeal did in fact have an IP banning.

Kids like BikeCentric didn't even read why they can't use the ignore feature.

 

[Bike Rider1]

............BOO!

Scared you.

 

[Bike Rider1]

Ah, Alpe is on the scene. That explains why the thread if screwed. He's the deleter guy.

Susan prefers to ban but not delete. She maybe hopeless but she does understand that deleting Fs a thread completely.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Here Armstrong practices belly breathing in a coffee shop. It is extremely important to breathe right in order to drink a cafe latte. I think the woman in yellow is staring at his gut and hoping he does not bogart her french fries.

LMAO!! Good stuff right there.

 

[Hugh Januss]

I think the woman in yellow is staring at his gut and hoping he does not bogart her french fries.

Lance is looking at her and thinking "does she look enough like my mom?"
She is looking at Lance and thinking " oooh is that Lance Armstrong? he looks a lot bigger in person...and older.....I probably don't look enough like his mom anyway."

 

[Bike Rider1]

LMAO!! Good stuff right there.

It's an interesting shot. Given he looks nothing like this in other pictures, and just had a bulge in others, it seems like an optical illusion from the angle. Maybe he also has an under garment on.

It's good fun though. Where it goes over the line is where we annouce it as fact and claim its roid gut etc. But I suppose its all part of the game.

 

[Bike Rider1]

What really messed up TFF's head is that I would make fun of LA in some ways and admit to Armstrong's failings. He said I really didn't care about Armstrong and cycling.

It messes the trolls heads when Polish praises AC as well.

They don't get it.

I think they're naive people really. Very simplistic views of good and bad, likes and dislikes etc.

 

[Bike Rider1]

Armstrong is bad, M Kay.

 

[Bike Rider1]

So many people are glued to this thread right now just to get a glimpse of my posts.

It interests me.

 

[Bike Rider1]

Right, lets all troll about Greg LeMond's alleged drinking habits and child abuse. I'll mess up his wiki page and you guys get up some good comical pics.

It will be really fun. We can do this every day for the next couple of years if you like.

Ho, ho, ho. Such fun.

 

[Bike Rider1]

Right, got to send off my first post tonight to Susan, because it was a good one she can chew on, and we'll call it a rap kids.

 

[Bike Rider1]

BroDeal is the only one with the guts to stay logged in after I said everyone was glued to this thead. Well done, Sir.

Logging in and out is a hassle on a fake IP, isn't it. F that, huh?

 

[Ninety5rpm]

Maybe we need two threads about Lance Armstrong. One for bashing and gushing, and one for neutral facts and questions.

 

[Bike Rider1]

......BOO!

Again.