The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[SpartacusRox]

This old man with the 'fat' body is coming for you Oldman!

http://lifeisntover.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/lance-armstrong-kettlebells.jpg

 

[saganftw]

damn he looks old!!!

WHAAAT? he doesnt moisturize?

 

[Oldman]

Your posts get sadder by the day

Hey, I didn't say he looked old, just thoughful.

 

[Cobblestones]

Found this photo of Lance and AC from Twitter.
This is perfect for one of those "create a caption" contests.
http://yfrog.com/3uzb0j

Separated at birth?

 

[Oldman]

Separated at birth?

Tell me that's not an action figure sitting on your desk...(the lower picture)

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[Barrus]

iell, do we really need to see that?

 

[Publicus]

Is that an example of belly-breathing?

 

[altark123]

Is that an example of belly-breathing?

Yes it is, I noticed it with both Lance and Levi toward the end of the climb.

 

[Parrot23]

Clearly business and sponsorship dough is important:

"And the Nissan Leaf ad (which is Ad Week's ad of the week -uh?) that I shot right after the Nike spot. Was a long day! http://bit.ly/a3stTf 2:33 PM Jul 9th via UberTwitter

My new Nike spot filmed on the final climb for st 7 - Station des Rousses. Area is named JURA. Loved it. http://bit.ly/cmxG2q 12:48 PM Jul 9th via UberTwitter

Filmed a new Nike spot on tomorrow's finish climb the day after Tour de suisse. Gorgeous area. Will fwd link in just a bit. 12:18 PM Jul 9th via UberTwitter"

Three twitters just today....This is a business, not just sport or cancer awareness.

 

[ulrikmm]

He i s fat this year, then. I thought he looked a bit appleshaped on the cobblestonestage, on live tv shots in profile, while riding.

 

[altark123]

He i s fat this year, then. I thought he looked a bit appleshaped on the cobblestonestage, on live tv shots in profile, while riding.

Do we really have to debate this again? The entire year he is "huge", "fat", etc. Then last week he is "incredibely lean" or "out on the razor". Now apparently he is fat again, because of one picture of him belly breathing. Idiotic.

 

[altark123]

He i s fat this year, then. I thought he looked a bit appleshaped on the cobblestonestage, on live tv shots in profile, while riding.

Do we really have to debate this again? The entire year he is "huge", "fat", etc. Then last week he is "incredibly lean" or "out on the razor". Now apparently he is fat again, because of one picture of him belly breathing. Idiotic.

 

[Parrot23]

Remember Indurain was always said to look like a bullfish on the TT bike (French press always had pics of him like this) because of his large lungs distending his belly. He did have unusually large lungs, apparently. Prob. ditto with Lance.

If you look at his face in the Shack site video reports by him, he looks like Tom Sawyer on a diet for 3 months (all ears, boney face). Not an ounce of fat.

Think folks are kidding themselves if they think he's weak this year (Andy S. thinks he looked strong today). Should be stronger. Just how much, we'll see.

 

[bobs nob]

ehh....., but I was bored.

 

[Beech Mtn]

iell, do we really need to see that?

Sorry. I thought it would be off-topic and inappropriate for the "Babes on Bikes" thread.

I put it up in honor of tomorrow's mountain-top finish. This is supposedly how one of the top climbers at the Tour de France looks.

 

[SpartacusRox]

Who are the two skinny guys behind hanging off his wheel??

 

[Señor_Contador]

This, my friends, is what, in the bodybuilding world, is commonly known as "GH gut".

Do a search for "bodybuilding GH gut", in google pictures of course, if you do not believe me.

 

[SpartacusRox]

This, my friends, is what, in the bodybuilding world, is commonly known as "GH gut".

Do a search for "bodybuilding GH gut", in google pictures of course, if you do not believe me.

No its called creative photography. Armstrong is lean and he is cut.

 

[ulrikmm]

Probably you are right. The picture shows Armstrongs secret: a third lung!

Seriously: If i were him, I would go and have an ultrasound performed, being a known survivor. This looks dyscrine at best.

 

[BroDeal]

No its called creative photography. Armstrong is lean and he is cut.

This guy is also lean and cut.

 

[ulrikmm]

This guy is lean also.

What has h e been injecting? Regaine, insulin and GH?

 

[auscyclefan94]

No its called creative photography. Armstrong is lean and he is cut.

Cut like a baloon!

This guy is also lean and cut.

He obviously also has 1 more ball than Lance and it is bigger than it.

 

[frenchfry]

I went to a film starring Gérard Depardieu last night, maybe he can play the Lance role in the film of his life story. Same build.

 

[Iker_Baqueiro]

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