The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[Anonymous]

I thought the expression unib----r was banned? Or was that just a joke?

I didn't get the memo, nor would I heed it if I did. I have referred to by that term of endearment for years. I see no reason to stop now.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Bruyneel and Armstrong are now the laughingstock of the cycling world.

The Hog's criticizing Contador while Vino says if the knew Contador was coming, he would have slowed down and waited so he could help him on the flats.

Memo to the uniballer: that's what a teammate does.

 

[reubenr]

Bruyneel and Armstrong are now the laughingstock of the cycling world.

The Hog's criticizing Contador while Vino says if the knew Contador was coming, he would have slowed down and waited so he could help him on the flats.

Memo to the uniballer: that's what a teammate does.

Ditto! Vino, Vino, Vino!

 

[reubenr]

Ditto! Vino, Vino, Vino!

Vini, vidi, Vino!

 

[dolophonic]

Ha HA .. Vino taking over the Lance thread... Classic Vino

 

[53 x 11]

Vino forgives all.

 

[hrotha]

For Vino, all threads about Vino.

 

[53 x 11]

so will http://www.vino4-ever.com/ come into full operation?

 

[Clemson Cycling]

why do we have three lance threads in the main forum right now. I thought they were all supposed to be funneled into this thing

 

[SpeedWay]

why do we have three lance threads in the main forum right now. I thought they were all supposed to be funneled into this thing

Agenda, my boy, agenda.

 

[BroDeal]

Vino heals the sick. Demons out!!!

 

[hrotha]

why do we have three lance threads in the main forum right now. I thought they were all supposed to be funneled into this thing

This is Vino's thread now.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

did you guys see lance finish today?? he got booed big time by the french crowds. his whole comeback has turned out to be one big miserable failure with a confiction as an added desert with the whole landis trial.

 

[Anonymous]

so will http://www.vino4-ever.com/ come into full operation?

I think Joe is distracted with other things

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

LOL @ Lance getting booed. Liestrong is being exposed for the fraud he is.

How far back did he finish?

 

[hrotha]

LOL @ Lance getting booed. Liestrong is being exposed for the fraud he is.

How far back did he finish?

He was 70th at 15 minutes. Hincapie was 71st, and Novitzky 74th.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

He was 70th at 15 minutes. Hincapie was 71st, and Novitzky 74th.

LOL. I knew Novitzky wouldn't let Lance out of his sight.

 

[derailleur]

Lance sure blows as a team mate.

Looks like he has totally given up.

Finishing 5 minutes down on a midlevel stage.

Sure isn't supporting Levi on the climbs.

Good thing he doesn't care about the team comp. Good thing he isn't top five on the team.

Nobody on Shack has been helping Levi up the hills.

Ditto for Saxo and Schleck.

Strategy is still in play on this tour. Saving some gas builds advantage for tactical moves. It's not critical yet. If Armstrong isn't injured, he'll make a difference at some point.

Still a little knob called the Tourmalet to be navigated.

Twice.

P.S. If this thread was about vino then vino would have started it. Someone go check over on vino.vinonews.vino.kz, I bet he has.

 

[frenchfry]

Lance was a guest on Stade 2 after todays stage, and the entire France Télévisions team were fawning all over him. I guess someone forgot to tell them that Lance is in the process of being exposed as a major cheat and fraud. They must also forget that he boycotted French TV for over 4 years because they once asked him a queston about doping. Oh, and what about the Simeoni incident? They must have forgotten that as well.

Of course Lance reminded us that his comeback had done wonders for his foundation, and that he would rather be with his kids.

 

[La Pandera]

Lance was a guest on Stade 2 after todays stage, and the entire France Télévisions team were fawning all over him. I guess someone forgot to tell them that Lance is in the process of being exposed as a major cheat and fraud. They must also forget that he boycotted French TV for over 4 years because they once asked him a queston about doping. Oh, and what about the Simeoni incident? They must have forgotten that as well.

Of course Lance reminded us that his comeback had done wonders for his foundation, and that he would rather be with his kids.

I don't see what's stopping him from dropping out. He's not contributing to his team, simply pulling a rider from the team's domestiques as a personal escort for what reason I have absolutely no idea. He is not competing. He rides like he's in his own personal farewell parade through France. The primary pleasure I'm receiving from this is seeing his little RadioShack icon/jersey at the bottom of the screen inidicating to all that he is "Off The Back" with sprinters and spent domestiques of which he is neither.

 

[saganftw]

Lance was a guest on Stade 2 after todays stage, and the entire France Télévisions team were fawning all over him. I guess someone forgot to tell them that Lance is in the process of being exposed as a major cheat and fraud. They must also forget that he boycotted French TV for over 4 years because they once asked him a queston about doping. Oh, and what about the Simeoni incident? They must have forgotten that as well.

Of course Lance reminded us that his comeback had done wonders for his foundation, and that he would rather be with his kids.

you hopeless romantic,you expect media to carry the flag of truth and honesty? BS ,just read the daily newspapers

 

[Anonymous]

Lance is now officially 3rd in the GC

http://www.bicycling.com/tour-de-france/expert-analysis/lance-third-pyrenees

OLD GUY GENERAL CLASSIFICATION

1. Horner

2. Moreau 19:02 behind Horner

3. Armstrong 26:30 behind Horner

4. Voigt 1:44:13 behind Horner

5. McEwen 2:25:41 behind Horner

 

[warmfuzzies]

Lance sure blows as a team mate.

Looks like he has totally given up.

Finishing 5 minutes down on a midlevel stage.

Sure isn't supporting Levi on the climbs.

Good thing he doesn't care about the team comp. Good thing he isn't top five on the team.

Too funny - if he were contending, this criticism would take the form of "he won't let his stronger teammates go for GC." Or if he quit competing, it would take the form of "What a loser - he couldn't win, so he quit." Today he finished ahead of most of team Astana. Maybe Albert is being too hard on his guys.

 

[Mellow Velo]

Too funny - if he were contending, this criticism would take the form of "he won't let his stronger teammates go for GC." Or if he quit competing, it would take the form of "What a loser - he couldn't win, so he quit." Today he finished ahead of most of team Astana. Maybe Albert is being too hard on his guys.

So, let me get this straight, you are now "bigging" finishing 78th, without having done any domestique work at all?

Let's put it this way.
If he isn't successful in getting into a break and winning, his contribution to the 2010 Shack team, will ultimately more destructive, than his "contribution" to the 2009 Astana team.

And that, quite frankly, would be astonishing.

 

[bobs nob]

Too funny - if he were contending, this criticism would take the form of "he won't let his stronger teammates go for GC." Or if he quit competing, it would take the form of "What a loser - he couldn't win, so he quit." Today he finished ahead of most of team Astana. Maybe Albert is being too hard on his guys.

Clueless analysis. Truly clueless. Please don't tell me you have been watching cycling for more than the last 2 weeks. That would be a depressing thought for you to have learned so little in more than 2 weeks.