You never heard of O'Doul's?Ceria (rhymes with “area”) was founded by legendary brewmaster Keith Villa. When Keith was young, he moved all the way to Belgium to study the art of beermaking. Now he makes alcohol-free beer in Colorado with all of the flavor and none of the alcohol.ceriabrewing.com
Maybe he would go for this. I had never heard of alcohol free beer until sampling some of them yesterday. They are a Denver area brewery headed by a very experienced master brewer. They were all pretty good.