Three Days of De Panne

[issoisso]

Brilliantly Madeup Ciphers, you guys

Great imagination you guys have. Seriously.

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

Be (a) Moderate Cyclist

 

[Ibanez]

More like Be a Mediocre Cyclist.

Okay w'eve pretty much said the same thing

 

[theyoungest]

Beware of My Canine!

Before My Crazy Beagle Manages to Chop off your Big Moronic Cranium!

(oh wait, it was Cadel himself who was gonna do that... oh well.)

 

[Mellow Velo]

Bus Making Candidates.

Barely Managing Cadence

Bottom (of) Most Classifications

 

[trompe le monde]

Bored Money Counters
Barely Moving Cadavers

 

[Mellow Velo]

This is too easy.
Beaten Most Convincingly
Blown Mid Climb
Broomwagon Made Crowded
Backwards Most Common
and of course.....
Better Miss Classics!

 

[theyoungest]

Booyah More Capable Bikeracers, we Made the Cut, Based Mainly on Cadel.

 

[trompe le monde]

This is too easy.
Beaten Most Convincingly
Blown Mid Climb
Broomwagon Made Crowded
Backwards Most Common
and of course.....
Better Miss Classics!

They practically write themselves!

Between Mediocre (&) Crap

 

[ak-zaaf]

They practically write themselves!

Between Mediocre (&) Crap

Boring Meets Crappy

We need to stop, ACF94 will wake up soon

 

[auscyclefan94]

Boring Meets Crappy

We need to stop, ACF94 will wake up soon

After my dreams about cadel last night I have woken up and have read this rubbish.

 

[issoisso]

After my dreams about cadel last night I have woken up and have read this rubbish.

Bring Me Cadel, he says.

Wrapped in a blanket, maybe? With a red rose?

 

[auscyclefan94]

Big Money-making Company

Brilliant Magnificent Cyclists

 

[auscyclefan94]

Beautiful Magnificent Cadel

Brilliantly Made Cycles

 

[issoisso]

You're
Boring Me Cadel
But you Might Charge
Berto Must Counter

Oh No!
Beware More Crashes
Ballan Made Counterproductive
Burghardt a Meek Collaborator
Bookwalter Might Cry

Just
a Battered Miserable Club
a Broken Makeshift Company
Barely a Moving Cycle

Next time
Buy More CERA




Someone please make me stop.


But Motivation to Cease?
Barely Muster, i Can

Bewildered i Must Continue
But My Cerebrum
Bids Me to this Command

Seriously, someone make me stop

 

[theyoungest]

Bookwalter and Morabito Can't Believe they're Made to Cooperate with Boring Morose Cadel.

 

[ak-zaaf]

Buy More Cera takes the cake for me

 

[auscyclefan94]

Brilliant Mighty Cadel makes BMC look Brilliant while working with Bookwalter, Morabito and Chad beyer.
ACF94 makes Brillliantly moving Ciphers

 

[Frosty]

Barely Much Credibility?

Briefly Made Contact?/Briefly May Compete?

Maybe the lack of success is affecting team morale and

Burghardt Misses Cavendish?

 

[ferryman]

Buy More Cera takes the cake for me
Reply With Quote

And me!

Back on topic (sorry) well done Dave Millar, always going to win after Stage1. Being lazy here and maybe stupid but what town was the TT in today?

 

[Nearly]

What a bind moggling circus! Don't let anyone tell you Ballan Morabito & Cadel are the 3 blind mice cycling to oblivion when all concerned should have avoided cringingly kowtowing to you know who!

 

[Ferminal]

Boring Muppets & Chumps

 

[sublimit]

Bland Male Cyclist

Boring Man Crushed

Big Muscled Clowns


but Yes Millar is doing well, He seemed like he was taking a lot of care in the final corners and only going full bore on the straight sections. He usually looks the most stylish rider out there but he looked less pleasing on the eye and just putting down a lot more power and pushing a very big gear this time.

 

[Choocher]

That sounds like a hellacious day. I can't wait.

We're in Gent now and heading to Oudenaarde tomorrow morning. For the race, we'll be at the start, the Koppenberg, and the Muur.

 

[SoLogy]

When the next UCI rankings come out

BMC is probably going to be team number 6. I am sure they would like to do better, but it is not that bad.