Top Schleck excuses for bad performances

[LaFlorecita]

His stomach was apparently too full of anger. Johan refused to read Winnie the Pooh to him the previous night.

This thread is hilarious.

 

[greenedge]

This thread is seriously cracking me up.
- Anger-fueled tummy cramps.
- I could have won but that podium doesn't look too safe - I mean, do they really need to be that high? Is that what people want to see?

It is a funny thread.

Good calls.

 

[LaFlorecita]

"I'm tired because I couldn't sleep because Johan forbade me to bring my plushies."

 

[Stingray34]

My new tattoo of Frank growing out of my rib is really sore

 

[Stingray34]

I have to get to the Kraftwerk concert

 

[Angliru]

I have to get to the Kraftwerk concert

Hey, I like Kraftwerk!!!

 

[Carols]

Andy needs to give an interview, we've run out of material!! I used this thread for my Laugh Till I Cry moment of the day

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

1) It's February
2) It's March
3) It's April
4) It's May
5) It's June
6) It's just the prologue
7) It's just the first week
8) It's just the second week
9) I didnt attack because i have really improved my tt skills
10) The Romans didn't improve their TT skills in a day

you inspire!
11) I'm having an off year
12) Someone stuck a weenie im my warp drive

 

[Je ne sais quoi]

"It wasn't my fault. Johan does all my shifting now from the car with Di2 wifi."

 

[Je ne sais quoi]

"I could not pedal. My SRM is set with a governor if the road descends at greater than 8%. Frank says all bicycles should have such a device."

"Johan would not patch through a call to my mum on the radio before the savage descent of the Col des Biscuits en Forme d'Animal."

"I think somebody hacked my Di2."

 

[nvpacchi]

"Ive had too many sleepless nights waiting for the return of Season 3 of Glee"

 

[Caruut]

I tired myself out being a domestique for Gilbert.

 

[ferryman]

'Those nasty CN forum guys are sure making it hard for me to come up with a new one'

 

[ferryman]

'OK the Tour didn't go quite as I expected but wait till to you see me at the Vuelta...eh, what, Alberto is back you say, erm as I said I will just be riding there in support of Frank'