Tour de France 2015 Stage 21: Sèvres › Paris 109.5k

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Kristoff top 3 and I am happy (even if Cav wins by 3 bike lengths). And if he (Kristoff) doesnt, Cav also shall not... then I am happy too.

Kristoff was on a tremendously constant relax mode to have all the energy left for a powerful sprint: 156-157-157-159 in the last four stages. So far so good :)
 
Yingge said:
Heaven forbid if Froome was to puncture with 4km to go, and then be unable to properly ride Richie Porte's bike - and come in 1'13" down on the peleton.

If Sky don't surround Froome with Poels, Rowe and Stannard then Brailsford should be brought up on charges.
 
I would have Stannard hide an entire foldup bike down his shorts. Koenig should have an ejector button to facilitate a quick wheel donation. Roche should practice his 800m running in case he needs to push Froome back into the peloton at 3.7km to go. In fact Sky should bribe Usain Bolt to be a "mechanic" for the day. They should hide a secret Formula 1 pitlane in the tunnel and change Froome's wheels every lap anyway.
 
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BigMac said:
I remember reading somewhere if any drops the champagne glass and it breaks they can be DQD? Maybe it was nonsense, I don't remember.

Well if someone at the front of the peloton managed to scatter glass over the road that would be tantamount to sabotage. Unintentional but you can see why the rule would be there if it's true, to encourage people not to use glass bottles etc.
 
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TMP402 said:
BigMac said:
I remember reading somewhere if any drops the champagne glass and it breaks they can be DQD? Maybe it was nonsense, I don't remember.

Well if someone at the front of the peloton managed to scatter glass over the road that would be tantamount to sabotage. Unintentional but you can see why the rule would be there if it's true, to encourage people not to use glass bottles etc.

Ye makes sense, thanks!
 
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TMP402 said:
I would have Stannard hide an entire foldup bike down his shorts. Koenig should have an ejector button to facilitate a quick wheel donation. Roche should practice his 800m running in case he needs to push Froome back into the peloton at 3.7km to go. In fact Sky should bribe Usain Bolt to be a "mechanic" for the day. They should hide a secret Formula 1 pitlane in the tunnel and change Froome's wheels every lap anyway.

Careful. If UCI see this post they'll implement a new rule:

Domestiques are not allowed to hide foldup bikes in their shorts. Nor are they allowed to have ejector buttons.
:p
 
Quintana & Valverde attack Froome when they hit the Place de la Concorde and stretch out a 1:13 lead over Froome for Quintana who wins yellow by just 1 second. Sagan chases down to take 2nd, Valverde rolls in 3rd after confirming he didn't have use of the big chainring ever since Froome threw the dregs of his champagne into his EPS shifters, buggering them up 30km before they hit Paris.
No questions are asked of Movistar's performance of course - no power data needs releasing, no phlem was spat, no urine thrown, Sky boos were replaced by cheers of joy each side of the Champs-Elysées and everybody goes home with that warm feeling Cycling has finally returned to the glory days of entertaining TV, which after-all is all that matters.
 
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BigMac said:
I remember reading somewhere if any drops the champagne glass and it breaks they can be DQD? Maybe it was nonsense, I don't remember.
As far as I know, you can't carry glass with you. So I don't know if they get a fine by default and they don't care, or they make an exception as long as nothing goes wrong. I found out that it's in the UCI rules when looking into wheelgate, I think Cyclingweekly mentioned it.