Felix Gall to attack on Col du Pré because his director sportif demands so, thinking there is another Netflix season coming out and they still need material for the customary AG2R filler episode.
He is joined by a twitchy Alaphilippe and they quickly gain a minute but suddenly drama emerges behind them. A group of raging bulls that escaped the slaughtering charges in between the two groups and stops the peleton, chaos emerges.
Pogacar is brought down and flees into the UAE team bus, not because he is hurt or scared but he wants to add the bull that dared to attack him to their blacklist so that the Polittbüro can act accordingly.
Lipowitz meanwhile never avoids a battle so he starts fighting the bull that attacked Pogacar one on one, when the bull retreats and starts running down the mountain he can't help himself, he forgets about the race and starts chasing after the bull, not to be seen for 3 days.
Vingegaard instinctively wanted to follow Pogacar into the UAE team bus because that's what he is used to doing for 3 years now but then he suddenly realizes: Thanks to the chaos, this the first time in half a decade that Grischa Niermann isn't lurking over his shoulder or whispering into his earpiece. He makes a quick decision, rips out his radio and disappears from the scene to get back home as quickly as possible to finally focus on carpentry.
The only one to take advantage of the situation is Lenny Martinez: He seizes the opportunity, grabs one bull by it's horn and directs it up the mountain. The animal obliges and he is pulled quicker than any sticky bottle could accomplish up the mountain to a flabbergasted Gall and Alaphilippe.
The three work together through the valley and up La Plagne, Gall let's Alaphilippe take the stage win and France errupts in joy.
After Politt made sure that no other bull was allowed to break away and gets caught, the Peleton finally resumes their race but it's too late. Pogacar obliterates Indurains record on La Plagne but arrives 1,5 hours down and everyone except for the front three misses the time cut.
Gall wins the Tour and Alaphilippe finishes second in GC. Lenny thought he'd complete the podium and win Polkadot but after an hour he learns that he has also been disqualified. Thibaut Pinot had teamed up with animal rights activists and demanded that he was to be thrown out of the race due to animal abuse.
ASO is happy because the stage delivered, riders and animals made the race and they see this as proof that /\_/ stages with less than 100km are the way forward for future GTs.