Tour Down Under Stage 5: Snapper Point - Willunga 148km

[auscyclefan94]

he said he was 23!

 

[Publicus]

Bright pink!

No self-respecting black man would be caught wearing pink underwear in public. At least in the States. You kids grow them strange Down Under.

 

[Publicus]

...staring Alberto Contador

Clearly you have young Alberto confused with one Tom Boonen.

 

[Ripper]

he said he was 23!

Um, OK, so you are into 23 year old men. Um good for you WV?

Ummmm,

 

[auscyclefan94]

No self-respecting black man would be caught wearing pink underwear in public. At least in the States. You kids grow them strange Down Under.

I was working on the tan...

 

[auscyclefan94]

Clearly you have young Alberto confused with one Tom Boonen.

no the cops found all the bags in alberto's team astana! nobody gives a huff about coke at the tour...

 

[Hugh Januss]

no the cops found all the bags in alberto's team astana! nobody gives a huff about coke at the tour...

Really? At that point do you really think it was Alberto's team Astana?

 

[auscyclefan94]

Really? At that point do you really think it was Alberto's team Astana?

Point taken...

 

[Publicus]

no the cops found all the bags in alberto's team astana! nobody gives a huff about coke at the tour...

Your struggling to come up with something that will stick like Cadel struggling up a hill. I bet you are all hunched over your keyboard trying in vain to get some traction here. With something. Maybe try talking about AC's eyebrows... No, that won't work: Cuddles looks like a shaved Ewok.

Yeah, I guess calling him a cheater is really all you've got. Not really much to work with given the perceived state of doping within the peloton.

 

[Publicus]

I was working on the tan...

You just outed yourself my friend. Nice try though.

 

[Ripper]

Your struggling to come up with something that will stick like Cadel struggling up a hill. I bet you are all hunched over your keyboard trying in vain to get some traction here. With something. Maybe try talking about AC's eyebrows... No, that won't work: Cuddles looks like a shaved Ewok.

Yeah, I guess calling him a cheater is really all you've got. Not really much to work with given the perceived state of doping within the peloton.

AC does not need to fear Cadel.

 

[auscyclefan94]

You just outed yourself my friend. Nice try though.

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[Publicus]

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Black men don't work on their tans chief--at least not in the States. One of the benefits of being black: perpetual tan.

 

[auscyclefan94]

Black men don't work on their tans chief--at least not in the States. One of the benefits of being black: perpetual tan.

I'll stop my petty little arguement now... impresed with how bmc split it up on the climb. mauro "santa" santambrogio, George Hincrashie and Thomas "on fire" Frei really split it up. The red devils owned. this will help with the tour invite.

 

[auscyclefan94]

notable performance...
Allan Davis, 2 minutes 20 behind winner after quick pit stop into Maccas...

BREAKING NEWS: Wilunga at Maccas has no food left.

 

[Publicus]

I'll stop my petty little arguement now... impresed with how bmc split it up on the climb. mauro "santa" santambrogio, George Hincrashie and Thomas "on fire" Frei really split it up. The red devils owned. this will help with the tour invite.

The lead paragraph on CN's write up of stage 5:

The Little Engine that Could tells the story of the small train that succeeds in pulling a longer train over a mountain while repeating the motto: "I-think-I-can". Today in Willunga, Australia's Little Engine that Could, Cadel Evans, almost did the same.

LMAO!!!!

 

[auscyclefan94]

which of the aussies want to start crying...

Evans drops behind sanchez..

No sign of sky...

 

[auscyclefan94]

Dumb & Dumber interviewing Mick Rogers now

Dumber has to be tomolaris. he's gay. he always touches the person he's interviewing. he's clueless!

 

[saxe_coburg_gotha]

Great race, what a selection in the break, well dome Sammy Sanchez.

 

[Anonymous]

Didn't get to see a minute of it yet, but not everyone is happy with the outcome. Robbie Hunter just cursed through a couple of tweets complaining that some riders from other teams helped physically push their sprinters up the hill twice. I hope its just sour grapes.

 

[badboyberty]

BREAKING NEWS: Wilunga at Maccas has no food left.

Now you've offended me, Willunga has real five cafes, two cellar doors and a highly rated restaurant, NO MCDONDALDS!

Only 15 year old girls go to McDonalds

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Great race, what a selection in the break, well dome Sammy Sanchez.

Sammy Sanchez? I thought it was LL Sanchez who won?!?!

 

[Galic Ho]

Wow this race amounts to only two men with a chance of winning. Both of them were the obvious choices. I missed the show but will watch the rerun in an hour. Seems like an interesting stage. To those who didn't see LLS and Greipel being the front runners, what planet have you been on?

 

[Anonymous]

Maybe Robbie Hunter was onto something when he complained that he worked hard and some other teams literally pushed their top sprinters up the hill.

What a day went really well.was in first group over climb both times.lot of sprinters came back cause they got pushed up by team mates!

Absolutely ****es me off big time.turn my self inside out to stay up there & other dicks get pushed up!then it changes the fing results!

Baden Cooke just weighed in:

@badencooke

got up the climb well. coupla ****s in the top 10 gc getting pushed up the hill was a bit off.

It just censored a word that starts with p and ends with oofs

 

[craig1985]

Feel the wrath of twitter.