Tour of California "Honey Badger" Thread Plus+

[JRTinMA]

Ah, you weren't make to take it seriously ...... I didn't see the sign in the Clinic that said a little humour couldn't be posted here.

My sincere apologies to you for this gross offence and insensitive behavior - I will make a contribution to the Honey Badgers in your honor.

I will give you an example of real humor from Floyd, tic ToC, tic ToC. See that's funny.

 

[Cobblestoned]

Well, I'm curious. Especially when I see stuff like this;



The press conference should be very entertaining.

I think Floyd just digged a secret tunnel under street, pulled a cable through it and now keeps on stealing the Internetbandwidth from a neighbour, to then rediscover the internet and jump on some old Honey Badger jokes and videos.

Hope you didn't miss the final battle between the Honey Badger and Chuck Norris. Well, you can imagine who won and actually there wasn't even a fight.

The Honey Badger just ran away and digged a deep hole to hide out.
That was a wise decision, and of course Chuck Norris just refuses to include words like "give" into his vocabulary. He doesn't even think about that.

Yeah can't wait. Floyd will be as entertaining and refreshing as those Chuck Norris and Honey Badger cults.

This is what I expect to be the outcome from another crazy dramasession, if it ever happens:



















Yes, you saw right. That will be all.

 

[Anonymous]

I think Floyd just digged a secret tunnel under street, pulled a cable through it and now keeps on stealing the Internetbandwidth from a neighbour, to then rediscover the internet and jump on some old Honey Badger jokes and videos.

Hope you didn't miss the final battle between the Honey Badger and Chuck Norris. Well, you can imagine who won and actually there wasn't even a fight.

The Honey Badger just ran away and digged a deep hole to hide out.
That was a wise decision, and of course Chuck Norris just refuses to include words like "give" into his vocabulary. He doesn't even think about that.

Yeah can't wait. Floyd will be as entertaining and refreshing as those Chuck Norris and Honey Badger cults.

This is what I expect to be the outcome from another crazy dramasession, if it ever happens:



















Yes, you saw right. That will be all.

How are the auto repair classes coming along?

 

[Dr. Maserati]

I will give you an example of real humor from Floyd, tic ToC, tic ToC. See that's funny.

Don't care.

 

[JRTinMA]

Don't care.

So your only goal was to be disruptive?

 

[Dr. Maserati]

So your only goal was to be disruptive?

No - not at all - this thread is exceedingly serious and I share your concerns at the broad implications of what could happen, not just to the sport, or honey badgers, but indeed to the world at large, (particularly vulnerable children).

The point I believe of this thread is to discuss a press conference that someone may have announced on twitter without giving the time, place or intent of it or having it confirmed by anyone else.

Obviously this should be debated - so I definitely meant that Floyd could indeed be planning a comeback and setting up a charity, it could be perfectly plausible, have you heard different?

 

[Anonymous]

I think Floyd just digged a secret tunnel under street, pulled a cable through it and now keeps on stealing the Internetbandwidth from a neighbour, to then rediscover the internet and jump on some old Honey Badger jokes and videos.

Hope you didn't miss the final battle between the Honey Badger and Chuck Norris. Well, you can imagine who won and actually there wasn't even a fight.

The Honey Badger just ran away and digged a deep hole to hide out.
That was a wise decision, and of course Chuck Norris just refuses to include words like "give" into his vocabulary. He doesn't even think about that.

Yeah can't wait. Floyd will be as entertaining and refreshing as those Chuck Norris and Honey Badger cults.

This is what I expect to be the outcome from another crazy dramasession, if it ever happens:



















Yes, you saw right. That will be all.

Honey Badger has 99 problems but giving a sh!t ain't one of them.

 

[Anonymous]

No - not at all - this thread is exceedingly serious and I share your concerns at the broad implications of what could happen, not just to the sport, or honey badgers, but indeed to the world at large, (particularly vulnerable children).

The point I believe of this thread is to discuss a press conference that someone may have announced on twitter without giving the time, place or intent of it or having it confirmed by anyone else.

Obviously this should be debated - so I definitely meant that Floyd could indeed be planning a comeback and setting up a charity, it could be perfectly plausible, have you heard different?

Yes, I've heard Grey Manrod is putting together (for Floyd) an exploratory committee for a possible Presidential run. Foreign policy (it's rumored) will be centerpiece of their message (tapping into public sentiment) and that's what Floyd is set to announce at the ToC (according to sources).

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Yes, I've heard Grey Manrod is putting together (for Floyd) an exploratory committee for a possible Presidential run. Foreign policy (it's rumored) will be centerpiece of their message (tapping into public sentiment) and that's what Floyd is set to announce at the ToC (according to sources).

Please, there are a zquillion threads about Floyd and his run for President - this is a serious thread called "Tour of California "Honey Badger" Thread Plus+" so we can only talk about Honey Badgers or people will get upset (obviously not the Honey Badger, because he doesn't give a ****.).

 

[Anonymous]

Honey Badger has 99 problems but giving a sh!t ain't one of them.

Nasty a**ed honey badger.

 

[Anonymous]

Please, there are a zquillion threads about Floyd and his run for President - this is a serious thread called "Tour of California "Honey Badger" Thread Plus+" so we can only talk about Honey Badgers or people will get upset (obviously not the Honey Badger, because he doesn't give a ****.).

Yea, honey badger just wants some larva.

 

[Anonymous]

Please, there are a zquillion threads about Floyd and his run for President - this is a serious thread called "Tour of California "Honey Badger" Thread Plus+" so we can only talk about Honey Badgers or people will get upset (obviously not the Honey Badger, because he doesn't give a ****.).

It's looking more and more that my sources are correct. The campaign will kick off similar to Eisenhower's... but instead of "I Like Ike" it will be this:

 

[Anonymous]

No - not at all - this thread is exceedingly serious and I share your concerns at the broad implications of what could happen, not just to the sport, or honey badgers, but indeed to the world at large, (particularly vulnerable children).

I have to say that I agree here 100%. This is serious business about our children. Can you imagine honey badgers running amok among our children just spreading their "don't give a sh!t" attitude? I think you among all other posters here understand the gravity of this subject. You sir are a voice howling in the darkness...howling like a nasty a**ed honey badger.

The point I believe of this thread is to discuss a press conference that someone may have announced on twitter without giving the time, place or intent of it or having it confirmed by anyone else.

This is where you are in error however. This thread was never meant as a discussion of anything. It was a farce from the beginning, and remains so today. However, because of your keen eye, you have brought to light a subject that is far reaching, and poignant.

Obviously this should be debated - so I definitely meant that Floyd could indeed be planning a comeback and setting up a charity, it could be perfectly plausible, have you heard different?

Easily plausible. I think the press conference will also be a chance to also reveal to the world the legal force that is Gray Manrod and associates. I happen to be an integral part of the organization (I was hired just three weeks ago to draft frivolous pre-trial memos...because that is about all first year's are capable of, but still...) and I can assure you that this is a dream team of sorts. I can't give away the basis for the defense, but lets just say that it involves a Wookie and a picture of a monkey, but I have probably said too much...

 

[WonderLance]

More importantly will Raging Lanceon make the greatest comback since the last two and anihilate the top quaility competition in the forth and greatest grad tour? Will he do it with the new super team HoneyBadgerTM?

 

[flicker]

More importantly will Raging Lanceon make the greatest comback since the last two and anihilate the top quaility competition in the forth and greatest grad tour? Will he do it with the new super team HoneyBadgerTM?

tread pattern

 

[JRTinMA]

It's looking more and more that my sources are correct. The campaign will kick off similar to Eisenhower's... but instead of "I Like Ike" it will be this:

I hope he runs for the Cali gov job first. Floyd and Arnold share many life experiences.

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Always makes me laugh.

They messed with the wrong guy.

Thanks again for that, RR. Always makes me laugh, too.

I'm gonna scrape the barrel of infamy from your original post and reignite my quote of "We ARE the honey badgers!".

Honestly, we are...

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

More importantly will Raging Lanceon make the greatest comback since the last two and anihilate the top quaility competition in the forth and greatest grad tour? Will he do it with the new super team HoneyBadger[SIZE="1"]TM[/SIZE]?

Lancey-poo can't adhere to, or fulfill, the signing requirements.

Such a shame...

 

[Cobblestoned]

Ah, you weren't make to take it seriously ...... I didn't see the sign in the Clinic that said a little humour couldn't be posted here.

My sincere apologies to you for this gross offence and insensitive behavior - I will make a contribution to the Honey Badgers in your honor.

Dottore, you would even fail to be funny, if we were somehow able to pull that stick out of your arsch by a big team effort.

You are not even able to derail this thread in style or upset the fanboys.
They don't give a sh!t.

Look, they even share the Honey Badger with the mouse.

 

[Anonymous]

Dottore, you would even fail to be funny, if we were somehow able to pull that stick out of your arsch by a big team effort.

You are not even able to derail this thread in style or upset the fanboys.
They don't give a sh!t.

Look, they even share the Honey Badger with the mouse.

It is impossible to derail this thread because of the "+" sign at the end of the title. This thread is infinite, just like the nastiness of the honey badger. Infinity dude, infinity. +

 

[Cobblestoned]

I hope he runs for the Cali gov job first. Floyd and Arnold share many life experiences.

Yeah, what an awesome post.


The Force is strong with you.
It's a great pleasure for me to say that I agree 110% here.

 

[Polish]

A Long Expected Party

OMG, I feel like a hobbit living in The Shire during the run up to Bilbo's Birthday Party.
So excited! Maybe Floyd will bring FireWorks?

And now I am hearing about Multiple Parties.

Last week Floyd tweeted about a May21 "Honey Badger Party".
In addition, Cal_Joe hinted about a "Secret Party".
And earlier today, Floyd tweeted about a "Beazed ToC Party", details yet to be announced.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Its almost like Inaugural Ball Season all over again.
Gosh, what to wear
http://www.greatseats.com/inauguration/inaugural_ball_tickets.htm
.
.
.

 

[Cal_Joe]

OMG, I feel like a hobbit living in The Shire during the run up to Bilbo's Birthday Party.
So excited! Maybe Floyd will bring FireWorks?

And now I am hearing about Multiple Parties.

Last week Floyd tweeted about a May21 "Honey Badger Party".
In addition, Cal_Joe hinted about a "Secret Party".
And earlier today, Floyd tweeted about a "Beazed ToC Party", details yet to be announced.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Its almost like Inaugural Ball Season all over again.
Gosh, what to wear
http://www.greatseats.com/inauguration/inaugural_ball_tickets.htm
.
.
.

My sources tell me there is more info to come - possibly something in Paso Robles?

Stay tuned.

 

[Cal_Joe]

My sources tell me there is more info to come - possibly something in Paso Robles?

Stay tuned.

theHog - great post.

 

[Anonymous]

My sources tell me there is more info to come - possibly something in Paso Robles?

Stay tuned.

I hear its that Fraud Ball is supplying the hookers and blow. I wonder if he used brunette hookers so he could get all crazy without thinking about his mom? lol.