Tour of California Stage 5: Visalia - Bakersfield (195.5km)

[issoisso]

The eurosport geniuses, as usual, betting the stage on a guy who has no chance.

In this case because he's not riding.

 

[Boeing]

Now I know everything I wanted and more about California's agricultural prowess.

If you are getting it from Paul Sherwin then it is likely bad info.

 

[santacruz]

wtf does ben day have a 6 inch long braided goatee flapping on his chin???

GO JENS GO JENS GO JENS!!!!!

 

[issoisso]

Jens attacks.

 

[Jamsque]

JENS!



wordswordswords

 

[zapata]

voigt attacks peloton.

 

[santacruz]

Jens is saying shutup body do what i tell u to do i drank 18 espressos this morning!!!

jens says "im agressive just getting my number in the morning!!"

 

[issoisso]

Dimwits commentating continue to do what they've done the entire stage: ignore the race and instead talk about how Sagan will likely win.

Will someone please tell them Sagan was dropped.

EDIT: I wrote retired for some reason. Maybe because it's midnight. That's it, I'm off to bed. I'm not making sense anymore.

 

[Publicus]

I love how Jens is all over his machine. I'm surprised he hasnt broken a frame during a race.

 

[krebs303]

go jens................

 

[Jamsque]

Sagan retired? When did that happen, I haven't been watching?

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

Dimwits commentating continue to do what they've done the entire stage: ignore the race and instead talk about how Sagan will likely win.

Will someone please tell them Sagan retired?

??

I just saw Sagan in the white jersey in the group

 

[Francois the Postman]

Jens! Fly my man!

 

[Jamsque]

Jens! is getting brought back, Ben Day still has 10 seconds

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

Yup, Sagan definately still there, in the wheel of the Columbia's

 

[santacruz]

jens went 3 k too early imo

 

[Jamsque]

Seriously though what the eff is this finishing circuit, laps of a highway onramp? So strange.

 

[santacruz]

zabriskies teeth say hurt locker!!!!

 

[Moondance]

OK people. Its Sagan Time now.

 

[Jamsque]

Sagan has zabriskie's wheel

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

lol easy Sagan win

 

[Jamsque]

Sagan gets the win, Rogers might or might not get the jersey.

 

[zapata]

sagan just about in the lead now.

 

[Green Tea]

Sagan wins.

Prolly creatine for a 20 sec boost.

 

[santacruz]

that finale was bonerific... sagan rules, dave z is an animal

not familiar with sagan's gesture at the end.. almost looked like the cavendish pointing at his crotch gesture but it was more like shaking 2 maraccas at your hips..