USADA - Armstrong

[Elagabalus]

I haven't found the time to read the exchange yet TFF....but just remember being 'famous' doesn't make any difference. Just a person----and not even a decent one.

Don't go there. You might feel "icky".

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Shhh guys, they are reading our posts....

Glenn Wilson ‏@Usmc_Glenn

@juanpelota the tird sniffers over at cn forums think they have scoreboard. These message board warriors have that place ****ed up.
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31m Juan Pelota Juan Pelota ‏@juanpelota

@Usmc_Glenn no doubt. They like that small echo chamber. Fun getting them riled up tho.

They don't care about what we say, that's why he replies to some nobody from Charlotte NC.

As for someone getting their panties in a wad because I referred to him as "Cancer Jesus," I just *******ized Forbes' characterization of him as "secular Jesus." Nothing original on my part, but thanks for trying to give me credit.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

I haven't found the time to read the exchange yet TFF....but just remember being 'famous' doesn't make any difference. Just a person----and not even a decent one.

Yea, I added the rolling eyes to suggest how much it matters to me. I am even less impressed that he feels the need to try to flick flies. Hey, Cancer Jesus needs to control all of the PR regarding his tarnished name.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

I thought "Cancer Jesus" was really descriptive! I wish I'd thought that up.

The rest was just a profane troll attacking a "famous person," and the famous person egging the troll on to more and more aggressively profane statements. the exchange discredited both men.

Meh, you're just mad. Don't be mad.

 

[Benotti69]

Shhh guys, they are reading our posts....

Glenn Wilson ‏@Usmc_Glenn

@juanpelota the tird sniffers over at cn forums think they have scoreboard. These message board warriors have that place ****ed up.
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31m Juan Pelota Juan Pelota ‏@juanpelota

@Usmc_Glenn no doubt. They like that small echo chamber. Fun getting them riled up tho.

They don't care about what we say, that's why he replies to some nobody from Charlotte NC.

As for someone getting their panties in a wad because I referred to him as "Cancer Jesus," I just *******ized Forbes' characterization of him as "secular Jesus." Nothing original on my part, but thanks for trying to give me credit.

Oh you can be sure big Tex is on here more than Polish. I bet he is making more posts than Polish too and getting banned a lot. This little echo chamber here has him all riled up for a good few years now.

Cancer Jesus, class

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Ahh, this Anna chick puts it all in perspective.

When internet gnats run around for years slagging your name online, it should be beneath the celebrity being slagged to respond. "How dare Lance stoop to our pathetically childish hate/jealousy fueled level" lol. Yes indeed. I think she has inadvertantly hit the nail on the head.

She goes on to say LA should not feed the trolls. TFF trolling? No way. "Cancer Jesus" is a perfectly acceptable way to label LA that will promote healthy conversation.

This twitter conversation really displays who the azzhole here is in terms of LA vs the typical clinic denizen. It is obvious LA is the azzhole for engaging someone using such benign language about his person. What an azz!!!

Sure I was trolling with the comment. (NOT ON CN SUSAN, ON TWITTER). And I hooked a big one. Biggest one ever. My name will go down in the history of the internets as the greatest troll in the history of mankind... I already called my mom to tell her about it. She came over and made me dress up in my clip-on tie and then she pulled out the Brownie Hawkeye and made me pose next to a tree. She took several shots, so I bet there is a good one in there somewhere.

 

[Elagabalus]

You know when I first saw that, I thought maybe you were saying Cancer Jesús. Juan, Jesús...it kinda' works.

 

[Anonymous]

Of course. Running around twitter calling him "Cancer Jesus" is a perfectly acceptable way to put LA in his place. Who said two wrongs don't make a right? This is all justifiable retribution, and to top it all off LA proved how bad of a person he is by responding.

Come now. You are upset because:

1. LA's never responded to you, and
2. You din't think up "Cancer Jesus."

 

[Anonymous]

Sure I was trolling with the comment. (NOT ON CN SUSAN, ON TWITTER). And I hooked a big one. Biggest one ever. My name will go down in the history of the internets as the greatest troll in the history of mankind... I already called my mom to tell her about it. She came over and made me dress up in my clip-on tie and then she pulled out the Brownie Hawkeye and made me pose next to a tree. She took several shots, so I bet there is a good one in there somewhere.

Did you have yer BB gun in hand when Mom took the pic?

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Did you have yer BB gun in hand when Mom took the pic?

Nah, she took that away because I shot my sister in the ***.

 

[Elagabalus]

Shhh guys, they are reading our posts....

Glenn Wilson ‏@Usmc_Glenn

@juanpelota the tird sniffers over at cn forums think they have scoreboard. These message board warriors have that place ****ed up.

Wow .... I just went over there again. At first, I thought Chewie was just making the latest exchange safe for CN but I see now Glenn actually spelled turd wrong!

 

[Ninety5rpm]

Sure I was trolling with the comment. (NOT ON CN SUSAN, ON TWITTER). And I hooked a big one. Biggest one ever. My name will go down in the history of the internets as the greatest troll in the history of mankind... I already called my mom to tell her about it. She came over and made me dress up in my clip-on tie and then she pulled out the Brownie Hawkeye and made me pose next to a tree. She took several shots, so I bet there is a good one in there somewhere.

How do we know Juan Pelota is not an imposter?

 

[ChrisE]

Come now. You are upset because:

1. LA's never responded to you, and
2. You din't think up "Cancer Jesus."

Actually buckwheat talked me into signing up on twitter when he got banned. He's kinda out there.

Didn't find much fun with it at the time so I stopped. Think I will go back in since it looks so exciting now. It doesn't look like it is moderated so I might do good in there.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

People don't know this, but I convinced the USADA to open the case on Armstrong...and I shot JR.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

How do we know Juan Pelota is not an imposter?

We don't, but his previous tweets suggest that it's him. If it is, meh. If it isn't, meh meh.

 

[BroDeal]

Cancer Jesus is giving him too much credit. It should be Cancer Judas.

 

[Elagabalus]

Cancer Jesus is giving him too much credit. It should be Cancer Judas.

Dude! You totally waited for just right time, to make just the right reply to set just the right tone for your return to the clinic. Master stroke, dude, masterstroke. And you made it all look so easy ...

 

[Ninety5rpm]

We don't, but his previous tweets suggest that it's him. If it is, meh. If it isn't, meh meh.

Okay, so it's either a really good impostor, or it's really him.

 

[Ninety5rpm]

Much of does look authentic, but how to explains posts like this from 21 Nov 2010:

Juan Pelota ‏@juanpelota
@Jeffbradburn si, senor. Out there w/ @lancearmstrong, @college6, Knaggs, and @chaincondom supportin'. That you on the cross bike?

Why would he say he's with himself?

Or this one?

Juan Pelota ‏@juanpelota
@ihill27 haven't decided to race yet. @lancearmstrong is apparently going. I'd love to kick his ***.
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LA pretending not to be LA is more likely than someone pretending to be LA pretending not to be LA.

 

[MarkvW]

Meh, you're just mad. Don't be mad.

Not being sarcastic about Cancer Jesus. You hit a home run with that one. You kicked *** into the stratosphere. In other words you won and you won big time. Sooner or later, though, you'll realize that right after you win you STFU.

 

[ChrisE]

Not being sarcastic about Cancer Jesus. You hit a home run with that one. You kicked *** into the stratosphere. In other words you won and you won big time. Sooner or later, though, you'll realize that right after you win you STFU.

Are you a politician? You talk out of more sides of your mouth than physics should allow.

 

[Ninety5rpm]

Not being sarcastic about Cancer Jesus. You hit a home run with that one. You kicked *** into the stratosphere. In other words you won and you won big time. Sooner or later, though, you'll realize that right after you win you STFU.

Are you a politician? You talk out of more sides of your mouth than physics should allow.

Yeah, because only a politician would advocate for quitting while you're ahead.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Not being sarcastic about Cancer Jesus. You hit a home run with that one. You kicked *** into the stratosphere. In other words you won and you won big time. Sooner or later, though, you'll realize that right after you win you STFU.

In all honesty, you pegged one of my biggest weaknesses. Maybe it's time to STFU. Thanks for the advice. Sincerely.

 

[ChrisE]

Yeah, because only a politician would advocate for quitting while you're ahead.

If you don't know the context then it is probably best to stay out of the conversation.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

In all honesty, you pegged one of my biggest weaknesses. Maybe it's time to STFU. Thanks for the advice. Sincerely.

No man it is all good. Have you read all the tweets yet? My bet is that USADA is probably taking all this down now seeing how my twitter / twitts were so relevant and all.

Go back and read some of my replies to you and ummmm just maybe you can pick it up. Deep-sea dog that is the name of the game.

Oh and Analgubus or Enalgubus etc.......the "tird" vs Turd was due to a touch screen on a small *** dumbphone. Any time you would like to not make it personal and just focus on the topic besides the person's screenname would be nice.

Lets focus on USADA and LA.