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He got an ugly statue
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He got an ugly statue
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I think Ilmaestro is a pretty good troll. And how do you know the trophy is a bad troll. He might be really nice and he (or she?) is even smiling!And I thought ilmaestro was the worst troll in cycling.
Let me guess. One of the competitors carved the trophy. And during the race? Or was it a joint effort?
Wow, what a route. Seems like every stage is really worth tuning in for.
What happened to Enric guys?
So is Pog gonna win the first four stages or all five? What are those finishes anyway? Why are there back-to-back-to-back muritos? Is every Spanish town on a hilltop? Did Enric Mas pretend to have a mechanical so his result would look better? Is Evenepoel trying to avoid Pog by sticking to his initial schedule? Are Spanish cameramen unpaid interns? Why didn‘t Froome gain 1:30+ on fifth place on downhill finishes in February? Will Mikel Landa ever be truly free? Too many questions in these early-season races!!!
This was funny enough that I was compelled to react positively to it despite the misinformationAnd I thought ilmaestro was the worst troll in cycling.
That looks like something that should come out of my body to never be touched again.He got an ugly statue
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That looks like something that should come out of my body to never be touched again.
Maybe Jumbo Visma Fan is a woman who had her share of giving birth to ugly babies.I'd rather be humiliated by Pog in every race than have a thing of that size come out of me.
Of course not of that sizeI'd rather be humiliated by Pog in every race than have a thing of that size come out of me.
The commentator was offering jet lag excuses for those who had been in the Tour Down Under: Jefferson Cepeda, as already pointed out, was racing in Ecuador on Sunday late evening (European time) and came 10th here.
It's the best thing that Pogacar virtually wrapped up GC on day one - It opens up opportunities for other riders to get into breakaways as I doubt UAE will ride hard to win more stages.
George Bennett rode the NZ Nationals on Sunday and three days later appeared at Algarve. Finally, Colleoni did not ride the TDU.
I think TV production is the same for all spanish pre-season races (Mallorca, Valencia, Andalucia...) At least the headings and words look the same (i.e. "COMPACT" for peloton).Watching on my laptop. Maybe I'm too close to the screen, plus I am def sensitive about these things.
5 star: Pogacar, Landa
4 star: Mas,
3 star: Buitrago, Geoghegan Hart
2 star: Haig, C Rodriguez, Sivakov, Latour,
1 star: Guirreriro, Fortunato, Teuns
And was a little bit humiliated in NZ NC RR - anyone knows what happened to him?…
| 1 | 2 | MOHORIČ Matej | 12:41 | ||
| 2 | 17 | DOMBROWSKI Joe | 20:19 | ||
| 3 | 32 | GARCÍA CORTINA Iván | 12:41 | ||
| 4 | 35 | OLIVEIRA Nelson | 2:41 | ||
| 5 | 42 | COVI Alessandro | 11:49 | ||
| 6 | 54 | JUUL-JENSEN Christopher | 12:41 | ||
| 7 | 87 | AMEZQUETA Julen | 6:08 | ||
| 8 | 93 | BAIS Davide | 11:49 | ||
| 9 | 106 | FRISON Frederik | 8:14 | ||
| 10 | 136 | MATÉ Luis Ángel | 4:43 | ||
| 11 | 161 | VAN POUCKE Aaron | 20:03 | ||
| 12 | 167 | COLMAN Alex | 11:49 |
