Phil Liggett & Paul Sherwin Quotes
Phil " that's unbelievable , he must be doping"
Paul " he his Phil , look his eyeballs are popping out"
Phil " I still say Lance was clean"
Phil " that's unbelievable , he must be doping"
Paul " he his Phil , look his eyeballs are popping out"
Phil " I still say Lance was clean"
- Mar 13, 2015
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Alberto Contador will lose one leg, 2 hands and an eye but insist it is just a scratch and keep riding (as per Monty Python sketch)
In order to protect Froome SKY will abandon the traditional SKY train and adopt a M riding formation for the whole race
Paul Shrewan comms tape ( the same one for the last 30 years) will finally self combust as it gets stuck in the same piece on chateau le umpteen
French farmers will finally, using hay bales spell out what they truly think of the Tour & Prudhomme ..(Hint :..it will involve one finger moving in a vertical manner )
Mark Cavandish will be seen to practise Tai chi after every sprint he loses
Oleg Tinkov will be seen to practise Tai chi after every sprint Peter Sagan loses
A group of local school boys on bikes will freakishly join the peloton on a closing sprint stage and still manage to beat Trek's sprint train
Arredondo will win the cobbles stage , after crashing twice, abandoning the race, getting in an ambulance, getting out again, having 3 punctures, catching and passing Lars Boom
Valverde will will be filmed in a false beard late at night by Quintana's bike with tacks and glue
Cannondale Garmin will win TTT
Sean Kelly will strangle Carlton Kirby whose last broadcast words will be ..."And there you have it"
In order to protect Froome SKY will abandon the traditional SKY train and adopt a M riding formation for the whole race
Paul Shrewan comms tape ( the same one for the last 30 years) will finally self combust as it gets stuck in the same piece on chateau le umpteen
French farmers will finally, using hay bales spell out what they truly think of the Tour & Prudhomme ..(Hint :..it will involve one finger moving in a vertical manner )
Mark Cavandish will be seen to practise Tai chi after every sprint he loses
Oleg Tinkov will be seen to practise Tai chi after every sprint Peter Sagan loses
A group of local school boys on bikes will freakishly join the peloton on a closing sprint stage and still manage to beat Trek's sprint train
Arredondo will win the cobbles stage , after crashing twice, abandoning the race, getting in an ambulance, getting out again, having 3 punctures, catching and passing Lars Boom
Valverde will will be filmed in a false beard late at night by Quintana's bike with tacks and glue
Cannondale Garmin will win TTT
Sean Kelly will strangle Carlton Kirby whose last broadcast words will be ..."And there you have it"
Peter Sagan to do a wheelie on his front wheel, and if that's not bold enough, he will do it while winning a bunch sprint.
- Jun 15, 2015
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Re: Re:
My job here is done…
(I can honestly say it cost me even to write it)
Carols said:Electress said:...
Cound announces she is carrying Bertie’s lovechild.
I literally spit my drink out my nose!!!
My job here is done…
(I can honestly say it cost me even to write it)
- May 9, 2014
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Mark Cavendish will win 5 stages but not green. Pinot will win TDF. Contador and Nibali will not be on the podium. Valverde will retire. There is more but that will do for now
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