Dr. Maserati said:
@Lance - do not use Alpe d'Huez PR company, just PM me -like the UCI, I accept cash only.....here is what to do.
Go on Larry King ASAP:
Larry: So, Lance is it true that you were using a blood transfusion on the USPS bus?
You know Larry, I am really glad you asked me that question - cancer effects 8 million people every year and one of our interns at Livestrong.com realized that many cases of cancer are due to blood.
Having had cancer myself I would not want anyone to go through it, even someone with a mental illness who tries to blackmail me like Floyd.
So, I said to Johan, because he is the best manager ever "give the guys new blood". He said "but what happens if people think we are blood doping"? But I insisted, and said "cancer can strike anywhere, even on the side of a mountain, give them the blood, give it to everyone, even the bus driver".
But Lance Floyd said you gave him EPO.
Yes Larry – again cancer.
EPO is often used to help cancer patients. If even someone who is mentally ill and tried to blackmail me like Floyd got cancer I believe getting proper care and having your own drugs is vital, and indeed you can find out more about it by checking Livestrong.com or following me on twitter.
But Floyd claims you bribed the UCI to hide a positive test.
You know Larry, I was visiting a cancer hospital today, and I was thinking about that. The UCI were buying a machine to detect drug use and cancer. I am glad to support that. I am a generous guy- ask any blonde in Texas.
So you’re saying Floyd is lying?
You know Larry, I was thinking about that while I was waiting in line to pick my kids up from school today. The people at USA Cycling will see through Floyd's allegations almost as good as a pair of Livestrong Jawbone Oakley's. Floyd – who remember, is mentally ill, claims have less content than the calories of a Michelob Ultra. If you went to your local Radioshack and bought a lie-detector I know I would pass.
So you are completely denying that you have taken PEDs?
You know Larry, I was out on my Trek for an 8 hour bike ride today and I was thinking how I am the most tested athlete in the history of sport, oh and curing cancer.