4: 2004 Giro: awful field, 117km "queen stage", Petacchi winning approximately 204 stages in bunch sprints, just appalling racing.
3: 2009 Vuelta: If only Sánchez and Mosquera hadn't got hurt in the pile-up in Liège, this could have been interesting. Instead, Mosquera was far enough down that his attacks were seen as an irrelevance, Valverde sprinted for bonus seconds to get the lead, and then in week 3 Caisse d'Epargne just let the break decide everything (not helped by one of Guillén's traditional tame final weeks), and nobody else was willing to take it back knowing Valverde would win the bonus second sprint. La Pandera and Xorret del Catí were fun though.
2: 2012 Giro: Like the 2009 Vuelta, only without the excuse of crashes, and with the course so backloaded that rather than racing for a bit then being happy with positions and pulling rank, they all pulled rank until it was too late. Ryder Hesjedal - Giro winner. Does not compute. Even though he was probably the best rider in the race. Absolute farce of a race from more or less every other contender, with the only exceptions absolved from my disgust being de Gendt and Cunego. An in-form Cunego could well have won this race, nay, SHOULD have won this race, because he was about the only guy out there who looked like he cared enough to try to win, rather than try not to lose. My problem with the Tour has always been that it's about 30 guys trying not to lose, whereas the Giro is about 10 guys trying to win. This year, we got 10 guys trying not to lose.
However, voting for it would be hasty and spurred on by emotions. In time, when the dust has settled, maybe it can make the step up, but for now I feel I would be acting too rashly to give it #1 position, simply because of:
1: 2009 Tour: the absolute perfect vortex of suck. A Team Time Trial that sorts out the GC, a pathetic excuse for a Tour route, epitomised by the stupidity that was Óscar Freire and José Joaquín Rojas sprinting for 3rd on a so-called high mountain stage, which would have been for the victory if Caisse d'Epargne had had a bit of help on the front. The second week with Rinaldo Nocentini in yellow was one of the worst weeks of racing I've ever seen, with Astana getting on the front and letting the break go every day, and Ag2r just being happy to preserve the lead. None of the entertainment was on the bike, with the exception of the last 40km of stage 17, probably the best stage Christian Prudhomme has ever produced on paper. People were reduced to feigning excitement at Franco Pellizotti outsprinting Egoi Martínez at the summit of cat.2 climbs and HTC attempting to sprint in slow motion in order to give us something to talk about. Even Amets Txurruka gave up on attacking. All of the action was in the press, mostly nonsense spouted from the lips of Team Armstrong, and frankly Kenny van Hummel was the only person to emerge from this piece of crap with any dignity intact.