Wonderboy: The Movie

[Briant_Gumble]

What about "pretty little liars"?

Lol, that photoshop makes Lance look like such a creep leering behind all the pretty girls.

 

[sittingbison]

the Hog = Ricky Gervais?

Title = ET the Extraterrestrial

 

[mikkemus23]

Starting off with a little OT:

It is hard to miss that most of these women are somewhat similar: down-to-earth blond lasses with Cheshire cat grins and small waistlines. Does he have a type?

"Everyone says that!" says Armstrong, moodily. "Everyone says I have a type! Of course I have a type. But doesn't everyone have a type? So shut up!"

Um, isn't that type a little like your mom?

"Now, hold on a minute there, " he says, laughing. "That's just gross."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/lance-armstrong-on-dating_n_123930.html

Jabba the Hut as Johan:

Movie title: If I did it

 

[cineteq]

A short comedy was already made.
"A trio of eccentric and certifiable misfits steal Armstrong memorabilia in an attempt to ameliorate the imagined wounds of their past"

Could this be the title?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2011020/

 

[cineteq]

Untrue Blood

Coming soon....

 

[Tom375]

Surely there's a place for this guy!

Surely there's a place for this guy! - Johan Bruyneel perhaps? maybe Ferrari - has gotta be a shoe in though!
 



I've tried to think of someone for Lance but can't come up with anyone - i think he should play himself and give any money he made to the UCI for furthering their anti-doping stance - he should be bar any incriminations now.. Perhaps?

Also there should be a place in this movie for the Hoff

Not completely sure who he should play but maybe Kimmage - he is after all the lone crusader against evil!




 

[mewmewmew13]

Patrick Stewart is far too erudite to be Phil Liggett. For the truly nonsensical ramblings of that maniac, I can't look past Keith Richards.

Just saw this..neworld picked a great cast...
Also cineteq..

Phil Liggett...how about Rod Stewart...?
I know he's not an actor but....

Oh oh oh.....just spotted the Rowan Atkinson! Perfect!

 

[mewmewmew13]

Coming soon....

Hilarious!!
Love the idiotic looking pic

Omg...Jabba the hut...too funny!

 

[Tom375]

Patrick Stewart is far too erudite to be Phil Liggett. For the truly nonsensical ramblings of that maniac, I can't look past Keith Richards.

I think your right about Patrick Spencer I'd go along your lines and push the boat out a bit further and suggest Bruce Forsyth as Phil Liggett there is someone that can naturally spout nonsensical ramblings of a maniac..

 

[Tom375]

Pat McQuaid Character

Have thought about this one a bit originally thought of Frank Spencer (Michael Crawford - Some Mothers Do Have em') - For more than obvious reasons!

Then thought maybe Jimmy Cricket just for his boots being marked L & R boots!

But after more thought - there is only one contender for me and that has to be

He is without doubt the leading candidate for this job, smug, arrogant, mendacious - a complete and utter joker! Anyway...

 

[42x16ss]

There needs to be some casting ideas from the Fanboy point of view, you know, just for laughs

A few of my suggestions:

Lance: Ryan Reynolds
Johan Bruyneel: Dennis Quaid
Bob Roll: Jeff Daniels
Paul Sherwin: Pierce Brosnan
Pat McQuaid: Robbie Coltrane

Travis Tygart: Hugo Weaving
John Fahey: Ian McDiarmid (I'd have him as my choice for Hein normally )
Paul Kimmage: Christopher Ecclestone
Betsy Andreu: Rosie O'Donnell
JV: Michael Cera

 

[86TDFWinner]

Patrick Stewart is far too erudite to be Phil Liggett. For the truly nonsensical ramblings of that maniac, I can't look past Keith Richards.

I've got it: Michael Caine as McQuade

 

[42x16ss]

Not sure he can come across as evil enough for McQuaid. The only bad guy role I've seen him in for years is "A Muppet's Christmas Carol"

Maybe Christopher Ecclestone or Ewen Bremner as Phil Liggett?

 

[Neworld]

Not sure he can come across as evil enough for McQuaid. The only bad guy role I've seen him in for years is "A Muppet's Christmas Carol"

Maybe Christopher Ecclestone or Ewen Bremner as Phil Liggett?

As for Caine being evil, watch "the statement"...

Who is playing Landis, Carmicheal, Basso, Ullrich, Vino, Beloki ?

 

[cineteq]

As for Caine being evil, watch "the statement"...

Who is playing Landis, Carmicheal, Basso, Ullrich, Vino, Beloki ?

Landis........Colin Farrel
Basso------Giovanni Ribisi
Vino--------Michael Pitt
Ullrich-------Paul Bettany

 

[simo1733]

I am thinking Rutger Heuer as Bruyneel
Johnny Depp as Johnny Vaughters
Daniel Day-Lewis as Hincapie (Think Last of the Mohicans)
Bob Hoskins as Pat McQuaid
Gary Bussey as Lance
Danny De Vito as Mark Cavendish

 

[Neworld]

Landis........Colin Farrel
Basso------Giovanni Ribisi
Vino--------Michael Pitt
Ullrich-------Paul Bettany

Excellent!

Motoman - Maybe Steve Buscemi here?

Emma O'Reilly - Emily Blunt ?


BTW I think there should be a role for:
Alex baldwin
Scarlett Johansonn
Marion Cotillard

 

[racyrichuk]

Surely Richard Wilson, aka Victor Meldrew, as Liggett. He already knows his lines. I don't belieeeve it!

 

[Tom375]

Lance - As himself (donates fee to UCI for anti-doping)
Johan Bruyneel - Steve Buscemi
Pat McQuaid - Louis Walsh
Travis Tygart - Kiefer Sutherland (in Jack Bauer guise)
Floyd Landis - Alexi Lalas
George Hincapie - (Young) Robert de Niro or Uri Geller
Michele Ferrari - Jasper Carrot
Tyler Hamilton - David Hassellhoff ? ( Not sure on this one just going on recent photos just think the Hoff should be in the film)
Phil Liggett - Bruce Forsyth although quite like Victor Meldrew

 

[Orvieto]

Patrick Stewart is far too erudite to be Phil Liggett. For the truly nonsensical ramblings of that maniac, I can't look past Keith Richards.

This is why he'd be perfect. Stewart would play Liggett as a Shakespearean fool or like the addled King Lear at the end.

For a title, you want something with a little gravitas:
Something in the Blood
Ice the the Veins

 

[cineteq]

Motoman - Maybe Steve Buscemi here?
Emma O'Reilly - Emily Blunt ?

I'd pay to watch this movie just to see Bushemi as Motoman. LOL!!!
Emily Blunt yes!

BTW I think there should be a role for:
Alex baldwin
Scarlett Johansonn
Marion Cotillard

Baldwin as Charmichael? He has the BS factor.
Cotillard as some French reporter, and how about some random shots of Johansonn just lying in bed?

 

[Neworld]

I'd pay to watch this movie just to see Bushemi as Motoman. LOL!!!
Emily Blunt yes!

Baldwin as Charmichael? He has the BS factor.
Cotillard as some French reporter, and how about some random shots of Johansonn just lying in bed?

Great.

What about you being the casting and executive director.

I'd help fund that movie, seriously.

Lets send the script over to Micheal Moore, he loves docu-drama's rich in social and ethical malfeasance no?

 

[cineteq]

Great.

What about you being the casting and executive director.

I'd love to, but let's be realistic.

I'd help fund that movie, seriously.

Lets send the script over to Micheal Moore, he loves docu-drama's rich in social and ethical malfeasance no?

We're in big sync! Moore would be very interesting, although he hasn't done anything different than a doc yet. How about Coyle helping make the screenplay? The script is the key though, as always.

 

[Cloxxki]

I'd reserve a leading role for Becky Livingston playing herself, from family archive footage. Although that'd be a bit off-topic.
But yeah, Johanssen could do some screen filling also. Perhaps a podium girl seeing something and being told to forget that, or her modelling career?

 

[Bobby700c]

Haha, great thread

Danny De Vito as Mark Cavendish

LOL!