Wonderboy: The Movie

[mewmewmew13]

This is why he'd be perfect. Stewart would play Liggett as a Shakespearean fool or like the addled King Lear at the end.

For a title, you want something with a little gravitas:
Something in the Blood
Ice the the Veins

"Just Under The Skin"

 

[Angliru]

As for Caine being evil, watch "the statement"...

Who is playing Landis, Carmicheal, Basso, Ullrich, Vino, Beloki ?

I've always thought Karl Urban of Lord of the Rings & the Jason Bourne movies would make a good Jan.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

I've always thought Karl Urban of Lord of the Rings & the Jason Bourne movies
would make a good Jan.

Holly **** man the Picture is ****ing Pumpkin size.

 

[cineteq]

I've always thought Karl Urban of Lord of the Rings & the Jason Bourne movies
would make a good Jan.

Great suggestion, the cast has been updated.

 

[Angliru]

Holly **** man the Picture is ****ing Pumpkin size.

LOL!! It certainly wasn't before I linked it. I hastily removed it before I could be raked across the coals by the rabid clinic mob.

 

[Pandora]

Jan Ullrich = Sam Worthington

 

[Neworld]

Jan Ullrich = Sam Worthington

Maybe but Sam is short, no?

 

[LeakyBoat]

In the Muppet version could we have Beaker as Wiggo please?

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

Any film needs a soundtrack as well.

 

[Bontie]

Good stuff.


Finding an actor for Lance is not that obvious.

His best bro Matthew Mcconaughey!!

 

[cineteq]

His best bro Matthew Mcconaughey!!

It might just work, but would he like to do it?

 

[VeloFidelis]

For the love of...

Johan Bruyneel - Hugo Weaving.

"Mr Armstrong".

I love Hugo, but this would be my suggestion:

Doping?... I have no idea what you're talking about

 

[cineteq]

Hmmm, another belgian perfect!

I love Hugo, but this would be my suggestion:

Doping?... I have no idea what you're talking about

 

[coinneach]

I am a few years behind the rest of the world in only discovering MadMen just now.
Surely Jon Hamm (Don Draper) has to be a shoe-in as Lance....he's got the looks, the charisma, and when he talks, people just go weak at the knees.
(I've only see up to Episode 8 of the First series: don't tell me what happens after that!)
Come to think of it, the title MadMen is not so far off the mark either.

 

[trailrunner]

(I've only see up to Episode 8 of the First series: don't tell me what happens after that!)

Don Draper dies in a place crash going to visit his gay lover. Peggy and Roger get married, they get divorced, then Roger marries Betsy and Bert Cooper marries Peggy. Pete takes up cycling and moves to Belgium. Henry Winkler guest stars as an attorney.

 

[coinneach]

Don Draper dies in a place crash going to visit his gay lover. Peggy and Roger get married, they get divorced, then Roger marries Betsy and Bert Cooper marries Peggy. Pete takes up cycling and moves to Belgium. Henry Winkler guest stars as an attorney.

Thanks mate!!!

 

[cineteq]

Love to see a poster like this!

Forgot this title

 

[Lajeretta4Ever]

Levi : Clint Howard

 

[cineteq]

Levi : Clint Howard

How about Vin Diesel? He would need to lose some weight and stop working out.

 

[GotDropped]

How about Vin Diesel? He would need to lose some weight and stop working out.

But he could keep taking the same amount of drugs.

 

[Briant_Gumble]

How about Vin Diesel? He would need to lose some weight and stop working out.

I thought he was fat now?

 

[Slackerspeloton]

My input.
I think you are all being a bit to literal.
This feelgood version should do well at the box office.

One man against the world! and he gets the girl at the end!

Lance - Tom Cruise
Oprah - Halle Berry
Johan Bruyneel - James Gandolfini
Pat McQuaid - Brendan Gleason
Travis Tygart - Bruno Ganz
Floyd Landis - The Predator
George Hincapie - Hayden Christensen
Michele Ferrari - Ralph Brown - Danny the Dealer Withnail and I
Phil Ligget - Stephen Berkoff
Paul Sherwen - Piers Morgan
Jan Ulrich - Seth Rogan

 

[Red Lobster]

Must be no BSG fans in the clinic, otherwise someone would have offered up Jamie Bamber as Lance:

 

[frenchfry]

My input.
I think you are all being a bit to literal.
This feelgood version should do well at the box office.

One man against the world! and he gets the girl at the end!

Lance - Tom Cruise
Oprah - Halle Berry
Johan Bruyneel - James Gandolfini
Pat McQuaid - Brendan Gleason
Travis Tygart - Bruno Ganz
Floyd Landis - The Predator
George Hincapie - Hayden Christensen
Michele Ferrari - Ralph Brown - Danny the Dealer Withnail and I
Phil Ligget - Stephen Berkoff
Paul Sherwen - Piers Morgan
Jan Ulrich - Seth Rogan

You forgot his mom and multitude of wives and girlfriends, who can all be played by the same person.

 

[cineteq]

Must be no BSG fans in the clinic, otherwise someone would have offered up Jamie Bamber as Lance:

Never watched anything he did, but must admit that his age and physique is perfect. He'd need to change his pitch and accent though.