The Hitch said:Rule number 1 - never get greedy. 2000 is small enough to work. 20 000 and he might as well lawyer up or even get into contact with some "friends of ours".
Okaaaaay
Rule number 1 in bargaining - start high and come down to 2G
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The Hitch said:Rule number 1 - never get greedy. 2000 is small enough to work. 20 000 and he might as well lawyer up or even get into contact with some "friends of ours".
The Hitch said:Id cycle with him and be nice. Get a picture taken of course. Then at the end give him a paper with a number on it, and tell him to deposit $2000 to the bank account written on the paper within 24 hours, or i tell the press that he confessed to me all about his drug use during the ride.
I figure its worth a try, no?
Ferminal said:Surely there's easier ways to get blocked by @lancearmstrong?
JediTimbob said:As long as he can ride a steady line and take his turn at the front like everyone else... then yes, I would go on such a ride.
unsheath said:^ What if I put a stick in his front wheel instead?
Buffalo Soldier said:Haters to finally talk dirty directly in his face.
stainlessguy1 said:I am curious to know , given the extreem opposition i have received in recent posts , considering what Lance is going thru with his career , would you as a cyclist go on a training ride with Lance ?
I am not talking paying to ride with him , just cyclist to cyclist , just as we all sometimes meet other cyclists on the road and ride together for a while .
Would you ride with Lance ?
unsheath said:^ What if I put a stick in his front wheel instead?
brianf7 said:Yes I would ride with him and take a camera into the loo to check how many nuts he still has some say none some say one but who has a photo.
but realy I think he is to far up himself.
That guy was great. He even gave an encore at the Tour. Lancie-poo was fuming!jens_attacks said:of course that won't happen.
they are warriors of the internet,face to face they shiit themselves.like that pricc in tour of luxembourg last year.
"-booooooooooooooooooooo
-come and say it right in my face
-ok time to run the fucc away"
jens_attacks said:of course that won't happen.
they are warriors of the internet,face to face they shiit themselves.like that pricc in tour of luxembourg last year.
"-booooooooooooooooooooo
-come and say it right in my face
-ok time to run the fucc away"
goggalor said:That guy was great. He even gave an encore at the Tour. Lancie-poo was fuming!
What a hero. Screw Armstrong, I'd ride with that guy.
jens_attacks said:of course that won't happen.
they are warriors of the internet,face to face they shiit themselves.like that pricc in tour of luxembourg last year.
"-booooooooooooooooooooo
-come and say it right in my face
-ok time to run the fucc away"
Cobblestoned said:The hatewarriors would polish his baba....bike after getting an autograph and a sniff.
Everything they do they would do it with a lowered head, totally ashamed, and crawling away from Lord Lance, to return to the clinic fully cured then.
fanboys would stay on distance with respect and just soak up Lance like the sun.
Autobus said:I'd rather go on a ride with WonderLance to to hear his latest screed, but then I'd probably fall off my bike laughing. At least he'd be entertaining.