You know your a cyclist when......

[marinoni]

When you ride past friendly hot chicks on your way to a training ride.

When you ride past friendly hot chicks on their bikes and only notice the bikes!

 

[TopCarbon]

when your wife asks what you were doing in the shower and you say shaving......she then looks at your face with a quizzical look, still with two days of stubble.

 

[Ripper]

when your wife asks what you were doing in the shower and you say shaving......she then looks at your face with a quizzical look, still with two days of stubble.

Nah, that's when you're wife has not figured it out yet. You're wife knows you're a cyclist when she looks at your legs straight away

Another time you know you are a cyclist is when female friends or coworkers envy your smoothly shaved legs.

 

[tubularglue]

your wife always helps pick gravel out of your wounds

 

[Archibald]

Another time you know you are a cyclist is when female friends or coworkers envy your smoothly shaved legs.

the missus gets rather upset when my legs are smoother than hers!
although going to her salon with her to get your legs waxed felt a bit odd the first few times...

When you ride past friendly hot chicks on your way to a training ride

when you feel guilty about drafting them

 

[Anonymous]

only when

you don't check the cycling forums until AFTER you get back from your ride and

on-line bike race coverage NEVER interfers with your ride time

 

[Michielveedeebee]

When your sister and girl friends envy your perfectly shaved legs and when you discuss the razors you use

 

[mattfatcyclist]

When you are climbing THE climb, can't see straight and you start to hear Paul Sherwan saying "bridge to engine room more power, but I am afraid their just is'nt any..."

 

[chasbo]

When you try to shift the cart in the grocery store....

 

[TopCarbon]

head **** people out of your way